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Blake Griffin And Kendall Jenner Team Up While Caitlyn Exiled From Klan

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner is following the formula and footsteps her sister Kim has left for her. When you're not talented the easiest way to implant talent inside of you is by sexual symbiosis. 

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Victoria Secret Angel Has Sketchy Past

September 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you've always been the hot girl your entire life you get accustomed to not paying for things. And when they're no men around willing to buy you whatever you want in a bid to place their penis where... READ MORE

Crank Candles Double As Dildos

September 5, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Getting crank past cops requires creativity. But I would like to shake the hand of the man that thought smuggling boxes full of meth dick dildo candles wouldn't raise any questions.

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World Clown Association Losing It Over Movie IT

September 4, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Most sane children hate clowns. Frauds and facades. They're a terrifying physical manifestation of forced happiness in make-up that hides their raging alcoholism and failed attempt at a college degree.

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Russell Brand Gets Married

September 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I've always been skeptical about celebrities that come from the U.K. because of my upbringing. So I have a natural affinity for distrusting men with long hair who consume entirely too much tea.

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Tinder Goes For Gold To Increase Your Dating Odds

September 4, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tinder wants to speed up the mating process. Or at least save you time in finding sloppy hook ups with their gold version of the app allowing you to see which women swiped right on you first. 

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Tomi Lahren, Foxy Lady Contributor

September 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The televised brothel full of blondes and fake news has recently reached out to Tomi Lahren to join their team. I'm not as interested in what comes out of her mouth at Fox as I am as interested as... READ MORE

MTV Reality Show About Millennials Minus Modern Convenience

September 3, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Millennials have become quite the spectacle thanks to MTV and ill-will wished upon them from the proceeding generation. 

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Aaron Rodgers Opens Up On The Loss Of Olivia Munn

September 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It's a sad day for anyone when Olivia Munn won't let you in her end zone anymore. Aaron Rodgers knows this firsthand.

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Miss Venezuela Contestant Victim Of Improperly Tailored Top

September 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Miss Earth Venezuela contestant Fabianny Zambrano wanted to give the judges extra incentive to select her as a winner. 

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