Miley Cyrus is following the same trans-genre route in music like a vaginal version of Kid Rock and she still can't stop taking her clothes off. 

Being a single mom with eight children to raise in America today will either land you on section8 or a reality show on TLC. It's better to make yourself a spectacle on cable and rake in the cash.

Back in her Hot Donna days she would have been enough to point me toward the e-meters. But now that she's popped out a kid with discount Jason Statham, I don't feel as interested in transferring my thetans to her. 

Russia really is a cold place. Not just in temperature, but in the overall attitude towards human life.

18 is such a pivotal age for young women. Either you're thinking about college or thinking about taking your top off. Well actually most women at college still take their top off anyway. That's what I learned from Girls... READ MORE

Tattoos can add spice to the skin. Just don't tell your overly religious grandmother. She'll tell you that your body is a temple. But some people's bodies are porta-pottys.

Being sensitive is not why Simon secured a seat on the show. If being pleasant and respectful of others got ratings, cable TV would look a lot like Tumblr. Drama has been selling for centuries. Ask Shakespeare.

This world isn't what is was before. Men are being shamed for maintaining an erection whilst gorging on commercial recipe buffalo wings and watching the game. Please don't tell me tits are going out of style.

The Hillside Church that is possessing the pop star's every move told Justin to remove all bad influences from his life. So relationships with 40-year-old illiterate millionaires who punch people for a living got tossed on the chopping block.

WikiHow exists. It's free. It's the online version to get a general idea of how to do everything from hide a body to be an adult. Beyoncé exists. She does not believe in WikiHow or the general public's competence.