Another Famous Person Starting Their Own Clothing Line, Groudbreaking

June 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If there’s any signifier that you’re a pretentious penny grabber, it would undoubtedly be making the transition from reality TV to milking money from fans with unnecessary merch. But wait, it gets better. Jojo Fletcher promised that none of... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Saved Selena Gomez From Hurt Feelings

June 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Men arguing with women is not what it used to be. Back when I was growing up it was only appropriate for a man and a woman to argue if they were married. It usually ended with the woman... READ MORE

Michael Phelps Doesn’t Understand How House Flipping Works

June 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Michael Phelps isn’t above lighting up the dankest of nugs so I’m more than certain he’s a fan of South Park. Possibly, one night while higher than Katy Perry’s skirt at her concerts, the White People Renovating Houses episode... READ MORE

Jamie Foxx’s Under Me Too Investigation After Alleged Man Meat Assault

June 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I would like to believe that there aren’t many people who would like be on the receiving end of a hands-free roundhouse dick slap. It’s preposterous to believe that a penis can be used as a weapon. But that... READ MORE

The Duke Is In Deep Debt

June 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you combine Confederate flags and conservative values it instantly makes a full cup of Devil’s brew. One sip of that potion and you’ll land yourself in jail for unpaid alimony according to John Schneider. John was sentenced to... READ MORE

Kesha And Katy Perry’s Innocence Stolen By Same Man, Allegedly

June 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kesha can sure keep her mouth shut when it comes to singing but not when it comes to rape. Kesha came to stir the pot whether you like it or not. She’s alleging Katy Perry was raped by music... READ MORE

Jim Parsons Owes It All To Brit

June 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Time Magazine can now add Britney Spears name on the list of 100 Most Influential People of 2018. She inspired Jim Parsons’ to become an actor. Yes, legendary actor Jim Parsons who you probably wouldn’t know exists if it... READ MORE

Lucy Liu Helped End A Marriage

June 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Taye Diggs had a celebrity Chinese secret by the name of Lucy Liu. She was the woman he was allowed to cheat with while still legally in love with his wife Idina Menzel. But love is a two street.... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Was Raised As A Girl For Safety

June 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rape culture, does it exist? According to Jada Pinkett Smith just by being born a man you’ve already committed your first offense. So that’s why she chose to raise her son the same way she would raise her daughter.... READ MORE

Teresa Guidice Has The Juice

June 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Teresa Giudice puts the “G” in GTL. “GTL” of course being Italian for gym, tan, laundry. The term hails from the only other Italy, located along the shores of New Jersey. It may be no Venice, but there’s plenty... READ MORE