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Bebe Rexha Too Big For The Average Designer Dress Size

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m going to be honest here. When I first heard the name Bebe Rexha, I thought it was an advanced form of Ebola or some other kind of contagion. Then after looking a little deeper, it turns out Bebe... READ MORE

Chris Brown Accused Of Rape

January 24, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With the way MeToo has empowered groupies and other opportunists, I’m genuinely surprised that Chris Brown wasn’t targeted sooner. Just yelling anything that sounds like the word “rape” around him would stick like fingers to a keyboard after watching... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Offering Sex Therapy Sessions On Cam Site

January 24, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m starting to resent my parents for raising me to be a decent human being. If I had only predicted that professionally playing video games would eventually be a possibility, I would have stayed on the path of getting... READ MORE

Cardi B, Tomi Lahren, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Have Royal Political Rumble

January 23, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Question. Have you guys walked your Tomi Lahren today? I’m not sure what’s more unsettling, rappers commenting on serious issues or professional commentators taking rappers seriously. All news outlets lost credibility the moment the wacky opinions of Joe Schmoe... READ MORE

Ja Rule Defends His Status As Fyre Festival Victim

January 23, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I think we should cut funding for those high paying detective positions at the police stations since documentaries are doing all of the investigating. Ja Rule is now at the center of American outrage over the Fyre festival fiasco.... READ MORE

Rose McGowan’s Trans Community Apology

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Conspiracy connoisseur Rose McGowan has apologized to the trans community for her behavior. She believed that a transgendered woman was a plant just like those drugs in Virginia. How did that get there? Bewilderment happens to be a very... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reminds Women To Love Their Body Fat

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer wants to bask in all of her hideous glory. Her attitude is just as huge as the last pair of jeans she purchased. What did you expect from a woman who hasn’t fit a size 16 since... READ MORE

Chris Hansen’s Is Life Falling Apart

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed any more proof that the world is currently spinning in reverse, the pedophile whisperer was recently arrested. Thee Chris Hansen? Yeah, him. But don’t toss in the towel on living just yet. His arrest had nothing... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s Boy Toy Is A Very Private Person

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

TS are two letters that I’m not too fond of when they finally come together like the upper back fat and lower stomach flap of Amy Schumer when she sits down. Because it either means the topic is chicks... READ MORE

Amber Rose Was Too Hot To Be A Crack Dealer

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some of us aren’t as lucky as Amber Rose. Being “too pretty” to fail at illegal business ventures is just something most people will never experience. In a nutshell, Amber claims she lost her job as a crack dealer... READ MORE

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