April 19, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time...
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April 18, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new...
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April 18, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Karl Lagerfeld is a pretty important name in the fashion industry. He has his own limited edition Barbie doll that was made in his image so he’s worthy of deity-like praise if you’re not some peon purchasing whatever Walmart...
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April 18, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an...
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April 18, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked...
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April 17, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Any child that shares DNA with Farrah Abraham never had a chance. She’s never been the best mother or role model. She’s also a great example of why certain people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. But since it’s still...
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April 17, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Would you believe me if I told you there’s at least one person in Hollywood who doesn’t mix their business life and personal life like some cocktail. Bill Murray is one man in show business that still believes in...
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April 17, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Women still won’t let the spotlight on sexual assault in the entertainment industry die. The entire nation is possibly on the brink of being dragged into World War 3 but making sure a man asked if it was okay...
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April 17, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Oscar De La Hoya can officially change his name to Oscar De La Joto. First he was caught with a full body fishnet and a fedora on. Not even frat bros go that far after their fifteenth beer of...
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April 16, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Justin Bieber does it all. He’s not really a hero and not really a villain. He’s like Wolverine from X-men, severely misunderstood by most but in the end always does the right thing. Coachella lost it’s cool the minute...
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