Pole Dance Is Officially A Sport, Olympic Contending Strippers Coming Soon

October 26, 2017 | video | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

For once women can finally take pride in pole dancing instead of it only being celebrated in the privacy of sketchy clubs. That woman with the C-section scars struggling to feed her five kids was always an athlete

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Uncle Jesse Engaged, Have Mercy

October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos’ level of cool in the universe created on TV will always be appreciated. I hope his actress girlfriend of two years, Caitlin Mchugh, can appreciate a man with a good set of morals and motorcycle... READ MORE

Terry Richardson Sacrificed As Sexual Harassment Apocalypse Presses On

October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Not too long ago it was possible to make a career from being a creepy guy taking upskirt pictures. You either ended up the CEO of some streaming porn site or Terry Richardson. 

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Katy Perry Wedding Crasher

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A poor woman will spend the rest of her life out-shined by Katy on her own wedding day. The bride already doesn’t want the bridesmaids looking more attractive than her. Just imagine the pressure competing with Perry when she crashes... READ MORE

Kim Cattrall Couldn’t Find The Time To Have Kids

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s unfortunate that Sex And The City didn’t provide it’s cast with a lay on your back and get pregnant paid time off package in addition to the free on-set doughnuts. Otherwise Kim Cattrall would be a mom.

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World Still Cares About Janet Jackson’s Nips As JT Secures SuperBowl Gig

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine an entire crowd of people kneeling at halftime to protest the injustices of 2004’s NFL nipplegate. If you’re late to the party #JusticeForJanet is the in-trend.

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Ewan McGregor Leaves Wife of 22 Years, Offers Mary Elizabeth Winstead His Lightsaber

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being openly affectionate with other women that is not your wife in front of the camera is like the celebrity version of a bat signal telling your significant other things between us are really over.

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Gabrielle Union Rim Job Advocate

October 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Equal opportunity anilingus is upon us and Gabrielle Union is leading the charge. Fearless when it comes to using her tongue to speak on sexually adventurous topics or french kissing the fart box, Union is about to become the... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz Has A Homeless Woman To Thank

October 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Thank good for poverty. Cameron Diaz has the honesty of some woman down on her luck and without permanent residence to thank for the return of her wallet. 

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Doctor Phil Unsuccessful At Turning Tony Hawk Disciple Into Roadkill

October 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dr. Phil unfortunately struck a skateboarder with his Mercedes. While going Grand Theft Auto in real life may be tempting to avoid legal liability to an injured party, it’s still against the law and American principles in that order. 

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