April 16, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Heather Locklear was married to Tommy Lee at one point in her life so she isn’t above rockstar behavior. At 56 years of age her highlights include driving a Porsche into a ditch and beating her boyfriend as well...
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April 16, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
The only Chopra whose existence I acknowledge is Deepak. Because when you start paying attention to the others you open the door for diva behavior from someone who most likely won’t stay around long. I’m starting to think that...
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April 16, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Does your significant other have unsightly nipples? Maybe those innies make you cringe. Or areoles the size of IHOP pancakes are deal breakers for you. No longer will you need to fear staring at your old lady’s enormous lopsided...
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April 15, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Women don’t really stick together outside of metoo related incidents or other similar instances that allow them the opportunity to unitedly shame men. It’s completely fine for women to be cunts to each other, just as long as the...
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April 14, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
If we needed any further confirmation that Joe Jonas never owned pants in his relationship with Sophie Turner, this is it. Most women typically consider marriage, sandwich meat selection, and giving birth as their greatest achievements. Not Turner, she’s...
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April 14, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
If you’re the kind of man to openly enjoy Moby’s music in front of other people I’m going to assume you also enjoy rubbing mustaches together with other men. Real men listen to Porcelain in the privacy of their...
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April 13, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Whenever a woman doesn’t feel good about herself shopping or being superficial helps. It’s even better when you can combine the two and shop for new boobs. A-cup Anna Faris suffered from chubby boy chest most of her life....
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April 13, 2018 |
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Elliot Wolf|
Amber Heard contributed to Johnny Depp’s downfall. She walked away with a $7 million settlement, his sanity, and some furniture. Then she proceeded to slide in-between Elon Musk’s arms right after. But then for some reason, she had an...
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April 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
It’s a bittersweet moment for any son when they finally figure out that their father is Tommy Lee. Yes, you have access to a residual of stashed cash that wasn’t squandered away on drinking and drugs but you also...
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April 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
An alleged lack of Asian representation in the media has been an argument that’s been around for quite some time. If you believe there aren’t enough Asians in media I’m going to say you aren’t looking hard enough. There...
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