Beckham Loves Beer

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing truly says I haven’t accomplished anything like dating subpar singing stars on YouTube looking for a come up.

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Houston Man Owes Child Supports For a Kid That’s Not His

July 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Texas is no stranger to strange affairs. Gabriel Cornejo owes 65k for a kid that’s not his. Because personal accountability just isn’t in fashion for females who sleep around.

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Beyoncé Looks Like Becky

July 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Prominent leaders of the outrage culture caused enough disturbance for Madame Tussauds to take a wax statue of Beyonce down. 

 

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Game Of Confederacy

July 24, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you have one of the greatest shows to ever grace a television set facing racist allegations, what should you come up with next? Alternate reality timelines that include slavery

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Kevin Hart Back Seat Driver

July 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing lets a woman know you love her like making love in the section parallel to a car trunk. Or at least that you have to get off before you get home to your wife.

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Joanna Krupa Single and Ready to Mingle

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa is no stranger to attention. Her only discernible talent is looking great in a bikini. 

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Chester Bennington Flipped The Off Switch

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s unbelievable to know that the 41-year-old could not find solace in the fame. He leaves behind six children and a wife. In other news, Courtney Love is still doing fine.

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Johnny Depp Hoarding Kardashian Kouch

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How far reaching is the Kardashian Klan’s reach of ruin? There might be a conspiracy somewhere buried in those couch cushions.

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Usher Lets It Burn

July 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Usher allegedly paid a woman $1.1 million after infecting her with herpes. Who knew such infectious music was inspired by an actual infection.

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Naked Chick Boxes Cops For The Gram

July 20, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

These days follower counts are directly correlated with self-esteem. It’s NBA Finals game seven pressure when the numbers start to drop. 

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