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Before Batman The Joker Had Stand-Up Routine

March 13, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine a life where you’re completely at the end of the rope when it comes to career options. Your liberal arts community college degree hasn’t managed to nab a better job than janitor. And moonlighting as a stand-up comedian... READ MORE

Lili Reinhart Flawless And Unfixable

March 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women have been altering their image for as long as anyone can remember but Lili Reinhart is not one of those girls. She belongs to a mostly delusional group of women known as the #nofilter females. They’ll wear a... READ MORE

Aly Raisman Puts In Little Effort For A Huge Cause

March 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Surviving sexual assault is something Aly Raisman takes seriously. In fact, she’s so into her newly found survivor status that she takes her clothes off for empowerment purposes. She felt so amazing after scribbling a slew of words all... READ MORE

Someone Stalked Limp Bizkit Star; Tickets To See It Coming Soon

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Following Fred Durst around doesn’t exactly qualify as an activity to put on your bucket list but that didn’t stop some super fan from fulfilling his fantasy. Sure there were plenty of other, much better bands available to stalk... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Selling Feminism For $2.99

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian is capitalizing off of feminism using a Kimoji expansion pack and boy does she mean business. If you don’t know what Kimojis are you’re probably a chauvinistic pig who needs to “slay in your lane” because “the... READ MORE

Hugh Hef’s Old Home On Protection List

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The ghost of Hugh Hefner can rest easy knowing the hallways he was recently appointed to haunt won’t be torn down but instead remodeled. The Playboy Mansion wasn’t landmarked by Los Angeles as originally planned but the new owner,... READ MORE

Ed Sheeran Making His Ladies Put A Ring On It

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m starting to fear the future after seeing evidence everyday of women attempting to take the lead. Ed Sheeran accepting a “man-gagement” ring is only making things worse, not equal. Pretty soon women will start expecting sex after paying... READ MORE

Chance To Fulfill Your Freaky Fish Fantasies Just Sold Out

March 11, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just because bestiality is illegal doesn’t mean you should feel ashamed for wanting to be naughty with a fish. In fact, the The Shape of Water film probably spoke to your subconscious urges to sleep with a South American... READ MORE

Tila Tequila Procreating Again

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila refuses to close her mouth or legs and the man sticking it to her unfortunately finished in the wrong hole. She’s pregnant again. I was willing to bet she would be incarcerated for smiting whichever female celebrity... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Painting Tommy Lee As A Bad Man

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee is dating quite the babe. Brittany Furlan is nowhere near as accomplished as Tommy but she showed the world that she knows how to use a cell phone for more than making viral Vine videos. That fact... READ MORE

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