Russell Simmons Removed From Businesses

December 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any man with millions of dollars giving advice from a downward-facing dog position is not to be trusted. Russell Simmons is an opportunist. 

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The Simpsons Losing Apu Character To Social Justice

December 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Too many people have too much time on their hands. Nitpicking at everything in the past and incessantly searching for something to be offended by. 

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Justin Bieber Bodyguard Busted On DUI

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The first rule of driving drunk is don’t do it. The next rule if you’re into taking risks is don’t crash into cops. But Justin Beiber’s bodyguard, Michael Arana, is someone that is not to be outdone. 

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SNL Thinks Sexual Harassment Is A Joke

December 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The spiel spewed by SNL categorized as comedy will never cease as long as they continue to cater to the easily offended. The propaganda they recently pushed completely ignored that most female celebrities suffer from cognitive dissonance.

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Hide The Women And Brew, Tiger Woods Golfing Again

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tiger Woods is a great example of an athlete past their prime still holding on to unrealistic expectations. When you dabble in divorce and DUI at that age you should be ready to throw in the towel on being... READ MORE

Katy Perry And Warren Buffet Here To Diversify Portfolios

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Katy recently confirmed that she has access to the internet and uses it for more than just watching cat videos. Unbelievable, I know.

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Kate Beckinsale Says Men Are The Problem

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are people putting weapons to the necks of women and threatening them to conform to societal standards? Thanks to idiots on the internet searching for the next thing to be outraged over having an opinion is becoming endangered and... READ MORE

Larry King Vapes With Strangers

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elderly celebrity privilege is a real thing. Had Larry been just some old guy no random woman would have let him put those sardine slivers he calls lips on her vape. But Larry put the smooth moves of a... READ MORE

Someone Ran Away With Mayweather’s Jewels

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Owning a state-of-the-art alarm system doesn’t guarantee great results if you’re too stupid to turn it on. But what did you expect from someone who can’t properly read the language he’s spoken since birth.

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Harry Potter Franchise Defends Depp

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

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