T.J. Miller Says Women aren’t Funny, Backpedals

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being sent dick pics on a daily basis is not a tragedy. Annoying, but not worth a 60-minute comedy special.

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The 9/11 Movie No One Needed Coming Soon

July 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen can't leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you're high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes?

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Social Media Spies Burglarize The Duff

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stalking and home invasion is hard. But thanks to technology and the negligence of common sense, things just got a little easier. 

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Beckham Loves Beer

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing truly says I haven't accomplished anything like dating subpar singing stars on YouTube looking for a come up.

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Houston Man Owes Child Supports For a Kid That’s Not His

July 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Texas is no stranger to strange affairs. Gabriel Cornejo owes 65k for a kid that's not his. Because personal accountability just isn't in fashion for females who sleep around.

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Beyoncé Looks Like Becky

July 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Prominent leaders of the outrage culture caused enough disturbance for Madame Tussauds to take a wax statue of Beyonce down. 

 

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Game Of Confederacy

July 24, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you have one of the greatest shows to ever grace a television set facing racist allegations, what should you come up with next? Alternate reality timelines that include slavery

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Kevin Hart Back Seat Driver

July 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing lets a woman know you love her like making love in the section parallel to a car trunk. Or at least that you have to get off before you get home to your wife.

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Joanna Krupa Single and Ready to Mingle

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa is no stranger to attention. Her only discernible talent is looking great in a bikini. 

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Chester Bennington Flipped The Off Switch

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It's unbelievable to know that the 41-year-old could not find solace in the fame. He leaves behind six children and a wife. In other news, Courtney Love is still doing fine.

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