Blac Chyna Is Robbing Rob Kardashian With Kid Checks

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t have children but has Gerber gone up from inflation to $500 per serving? Heading to my local grocer to check now. 

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Tiger Woods Swinging His Stick At Women Again

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being in a relationship with the general manager of your own restaurant should be the last thing on Tiger’s mind. She will own The Woods Restaurant when she finds out Woods has been offering extra servings of his special... READ MORE

Commodore 64 Coming Back

October 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Vintage video gaming has decided to overstay its welcome with the revival of the Commodore 64. Limited game choice coupled with high definition 8-Bit graphics aren’t appealing to the average consumer. 

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Crystal Hefner Wasn’t In Hef’s Will, But Still Cashing In

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hugh Hefner was more than just a man, he became a lifestyle. He was a pioneer in psuedo porn back when seeing a perky pair wasn’t so readily available as it is today with the internet. 

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Dan Bilzerian Caught In Middle Of Las Vegas Massacre

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Last night in Vegas is a statement that typically precedes an amazing story full of strippers, recreational drug use, and having a friend bond you out of bookings. Not a mass shooting.

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Shaq Shoots His Shot In IG Model’s Inbox

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Shaq is wrong for being ready to risk it all and not understanding every hot piece of ass with an internet connection is looking to turn into a celebrity overnight like some sort of cell phone Cinderella. Curving a... READ MORE

Jenna Bentley And The Runaway Boob

October 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some women aren’t as well endowed as Jenna Bentley when it comes to chesticles. She managed to upset so many massive mammary loving men in her fan base when she announced possibly getting a breast reduction because of an... READ MORE

Aaron Paul Getting Ready To Pop First Kid Out

September 30, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Maybe settling down isn’t so bad. A hot wife and a child as conformation to show the world that you have had intercourse at least once with an attractive female sounds like something I could live with. 

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Cris Cyborg Calls Ronda Rousey Unworthy Competition

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m into grown women professionally beating the shit out of each other using Brazilian Jujitsu as much as the next guy. There’s booze, boobs, and violence. Are you not entertained? 

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Eva Mendes Reaches For Relevance With Guilty Working Mom Comments

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 Last time I checked it was only Ryan Gosling starring in La La Land. Now it seems Eva Mendes is there too with the revamped plot focusing on her non existent hectic work schedule. 

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