Amanda Bynes Back To Being Crazy

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes is the model example of everything that can go wrong with a child star.  Any female celebrity openly asking a musician to “murder her vagina” in front of millions of followers has lost their sanity as well... READ MORE

Mario Batali Handled Rump Roast Without Consent

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mario Batali probably believed that he was untouchable. And for the most part he was when most women were asked what they thought of him. No woman wanted to willingly handle Batali’s sausage so he cooked up a recipe... READ MORE

Kate Winslet Believes Woody Allen’s Is Really A Woman

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

According to Kate Winslet Woody Allen may be in possession of a fallopian tube or two inside. The duo’s Wonder Wheel movie isn’t doing too well with critics so she really doesn’t have much to lose when defending Woody. 

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J Law Sexually Free Woman After All The Abuse

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer took the opportunity to take what it means to be a victim and magnify it tenfold. Things are hard on a young woman when you’re attractive, rich, famous, and most of the world knows what you look like... READ MORE

Hannibal Buress Buzzed And Belligerent

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hannibal Buress was involved in an arrest that could have been avoided had he not had one too many slippery nipple shots on Ocean Drive. 

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Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet.

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Halle Berry Ditches Boyfriend In Bora Bora

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you’re an independent woman like Halle Berry men are just objects to get off on while on vacation. She doesn’t need a man. She’s a rolling stone that pays child support all on her own. 

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Simon Cowell Is Not A Nice Or Neighborly Man

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Blatant disregard of parking rules is the icing on the cake when it comes to hating Cowell. His London neighbor decided that he would enforce the law with a golf club.

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Khloe Kardashian Is Love Doctor For Awkward Losers

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Welcome to a world where any woman, no matter how unqualified she is, can share advice about love and dating the same way she shares STDs. Female celebrities haven’t been shy when it’s time to spew their view on... READ MORE

Wildfires Shut Down Westworld

December 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The wildfires are putting society’s elite at risk. So many individuals who have worked so hard for material possessions that most other people can only dream of affording are about to lose them in a fire. 

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