Guess The Newest Pornstar That Just Bought Oneway Ticket To Heaven

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In a world where we can never have true equality as long as ebony porn is its own category another young pornstar, Olivia Nova, bites the dust. The world of porn is starting to get deeper than the free... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Misses America

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was short on cash so she leased her body as an alabaster outhouse to the highest foreign bidder. Since her last cinematic flop she managed to flirt with the idea of Islam and an uber wealthy Korean... READ MORE

Overweight Instagram Models Are People Too

January 12, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Body positivity is feel good code word for the demographic of amorphous individuals that subsidize Planet Fitness’ low monthly fees. It feels like you lose 10 pounds every time you tell people you have a gym membership even though... READ MORE

Taraji P. Henson Wrestling Ageism Against Actresses

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that women are winning the war against sexual harassment in Hollywood phase two of the master plan involves including the elderly in more roles. Age discrimination and the spectrum of what’s aesthetically acceptable needs to get a little... READ MORE

Stan Lee Loves Nurses A Little Too Much

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stan Lee sort of slipped up recently. At age 95 it’s pretty easy to claim you’re senile and your hand is accidentally triggered to grab ass every time the nurse checks your blood pressure. Testosterone is one hell of... READ MORE

Ed Sheeran Obsessed With Carrying Condiments

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just can’t completely remove the poor from a person. When frequenting establishments where the average meal costs close to $500 there is no reason to put salt, pepper, or ketchup on whatever you’re served. Just don’t tell... READ MORE

Margot Robbie Wants To Be A Decision Maker

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood is about to lose another pretty face. Margot Robbie has decided to go after a possible career as a director. More empowerment for her, less eye candy for the rest of us. No longer should the person behind... READ MORE

Hugh Jackman, Victim Of Singing Success

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman isn’t just super human when in costume for the never ending Wolverine cameos and solo sideline stories, he’s also super awesome off-screen. Unfortunately he feels that no one is strong enough to save him from himself. His... READ MORE

Bam Margera Still A Jackass, DUI And Rehab

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bam Margera is just a guy you can’t expect much from. He capitalized and made a career from the glorification of degeneracy. There are only so many times you can fly a kite attached to your ass with anal... READ MORE

James Franco Latest Labeled Sexual Deviant After Golden Globes Win

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

James Franco is being accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women after winning a Golden Globe for The Disaster Artist. Although many actresses are pointing the finger at Franco, Ally Sheedy is the lady who got the ball rolling.... READ MORE