McGregor Has Can Of Whoop Ass Waiting For GOT Ser Gregor And Mayweather

November 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Even though Hafthor Julius Bjornsson has a height and weight advantage of 6’9” and 400 pounds, the last strongman that stepped to an MMA disciple lost his life in a street fight. 

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Lethal Weapon 5 In The Works

November 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Why did continuing a series that was last left off in 1998 sound like a good idea? Danny Glover is 71-years-old which is basically "waiting to die any day now" age. 

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James Toback Just Might Kill A Critic, Literally

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I understand how deeply a bad review of something you put your heart into can slowly eat at your soul. Most rational people just smile, say thank you for the criticism, and secretly wish that person would fall off... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon’s Worth Is More Than A Man’s

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

We’re moving forward in the direction of a world where women are replacing men and robots are replacing people. What Reese Witherspoon would like to add to the conversation is that men think she’s awesome.

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Selena Gomez Deserves Woman Of The Year

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I know there’s some single woman out there barely making ends meet but she never had a hit single on the radio so society really doesn’t care. If I can’t sing along to your struggle you can’t be woman... READ MORE

Human Pug Calls Sofia Vergara a Bitch

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Entitlement attitude will always lead to an argument. No middle aged woman with five pounds of make up on her face has ever been happy for a woman hotter and younger than her. Sofia Vergara vs. Teresa Giudice, round... READ MORE

Rose McGowan On The Run, Felony Arrest Warrant

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan says an arrest warrant for having traces of a controlled substance in her luggage is clearly the powers that be trying to silence her. Maybe Weinstein forgot to drop the roofy in your drink and dropped it... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Fired/Unfired, Faked Her Love Of Butt Stuff

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I had no idea Teen Mom still came on. You can’t expect much from a teen with a kid telling her mom she wants boob implants. Becoming a pornstar was pretty much her manifest destiny after that comment. 

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The Ariel Winter Workout Plan

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being body positive means ignorance of reason as well. So what if your pants are laying siege to your labia, cutting off all circulation and forcing a camel toe. Do you look good? Yeah. Then that’s all that matters. 

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Stranger Things Actor Is His Own Coke Mule

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

What an outstanding way to celebrate the release of season two. Normal people buy a cake with congratulations written on it. That was too boring for this bloke.

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