Katy Perry And Warren Buffet Here To Diversify Portfolios

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Katy recently confirmed that she has access to the internet and uses it for more than just watching cat videos. Unbelievable, I know.

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Kate Beckinsale Says Men Are The Problem

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are people putting weapons to the necks of women and threatening them to conform to societal standards? Thanks to idiots on the internet searching for the next thing to be outraged over having an opinion is becoming endangered and... READ MORE

Larry King Vapes With Strangers

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elderly celebrity privilege is a real thing. Had Larry been just some old guy no random woman would have let him put those sardine slivers he calls lips on her vape. But Larry put the smooth moves of a... READ MORE

Someone Ran Away With Mayweather’s Jewels

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Owning a state-of-the-art alarm system doesn’t guarantee great results if you’re too stupid to turn it on. But what did you expect from someone who can’t properly read the language he’s spoken since birth.

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Harry Potter Franchise Defends Depp

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

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Gwen Stefani Gets Felt Up

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

America’s first line of defense against terrorism known as the TSA personally made sure she wasn’t in possession of any explosives. A nice cavity and crevasse search really does bring home the lesson that life after music is rough. 

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Forever 21 Sued For Sneaky Peaky Porn

December 1, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The main focus of every corporation in existence is to make as much money as possible. That means cutting corners and squeezing every penny possible to turn a profit. Even if that means doing something strange for change on... READ MORE

J Lo Does Coffee Better Than You

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The green and white cup is the status symbol of stupidity. But that still didn’t stop J Lo from pimping out her carry around cup as if even owning a travel mug wasn’t already obnoxious. 

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Jodie Sweetin Sweating Over Child Support

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I heard women love when men are assertive and take charge. So I’m trying to figure out why Jodie Sweetin isn’t smiling when her ex-husband Morty Coyle is trying to strong arm her for more child support.

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Rob Dyrdrek’s Secretary Belittles Bouncer

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s a plethora of reasons why a bouncer wouldn’t let a woman going full retard already outside of the club inside, but my guess on why she wasn’t able to get in was because no one knows who she... READ MORE