Boobs Against Bullfighting

July 16, 2017 | topless | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are passionate when they protest. So passionate about the cause that somehow it always leads to them taking off their shirts.

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Kentucky Fried Cellphone Releasing Soon

July 14, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

To no one's surprise, China is behind the release of this ridiculous phone. Even with a whiff of fraudulence in the air, this is an official product backed by KFC.

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Joe Rogan on The Young And Sexless

July 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Outrage culture makes everyone uncomfortable. Virgins do too. Before the transracial and transsexual revolution of today. Virgins were the original marginalized group.

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Failed American Idol Assaults Bar Bouncer

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hope her management has arranged security for her security since she's gone public with her bouncer's lives don't matter stance.

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Joanna Krupa Sexy Divorcee

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With two people there will always be two sides to a divorce but the two most interesting sides in this divorce are Joanna's front side and back side.

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Jemma Lucy’s New Juicy Booty

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When your buzz is fading faster than a 40 year old street walker only sipping on wine coolers, you have to do something. Get a butt lift.

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Drew Carey Dates Up

July 12, 2017 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Seeing self-branded sitcom celebrities win is the dream. Confidence kills that funny fat guy image that has followed you around for the majority of your life.

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Equestrian Sub Zero Gets His Own Playlist

July 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I'm looking forward to the playlist for chicks with shadow demon STDs that can be shot from their crotch to attack men miles away.  

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Kim Kardashian Blow Off

July 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Kardashians are worse than chlamydia. Every time you think they're gone for good, they evolve and come back stronger.

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Backlash of Amber Rose’s Bush

July 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Rose believes to have taken one for the team when she decided to expose her rose bush on Twitter and Instagram.

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