Robert Patterson Drying His Tears on Katy Perry

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you wanted to make your ex jealous you should have dated Katy Perry right after Kristen. Katy Perry looks down to do everything Kristen wouldn’t in bed. She’s even into girls too and looks like the type that’s... READ MORE

“Lean On Me” Kid Arrested For Multiple Pounds Of Marijuana

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone doing 15 mph over the speed limit anywhere is almost guaranteed to get ticketed by the cop they didn’t see sitting under the overpass. Add almost 6 pounds of marijuana to that equation and you’re definitely going to... READ MORE

No One Wants Denise Richards’ House

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A million dollar discount is nothing to laugh at and it’s a better price drop than you’ll find on any Groupon. Denise Richards already ducked the HIV dilemma when she divorce Sheen, now she's desperate to sell her house.

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Melissa Etheridge Arrested For Marijuana At The Border

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Depending which border you’re coming from when getting arrested for weed will give the public some insight on your personal relationship with cannabis. If it had been Mexico, most likely it would be safe to assume that Melissa Etheridge... READ MORE

Your Favorite Pussycat Doll Member Was Possibly A Prostitute

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

High profile prostitution always needs a cover and marketing 101 says sex sells, figuratively and literally.

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Azealia Banks Bush Out For Her New Single

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When Azealia Banks doesn't have her hands full performing witchcraft in a closet with chicken sacrifices she’s taking her clothes off to promote her new single that no one is going to buy.

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Woody Allen The Weinstein Sympathizer

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Feeling the floodgates of forced fornication allegations breaking, Woody wants his possible secrets to stay secret. When you’re openly in love with your adopted daughter there’s no telling what else you could be hiding.

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JLo Jiggled Junk For Donations While Mark Anthony Robbed For Millions

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez definitely cares about the distraught individuals left in the wake of a devastating hurricane. So she helped out the best way she knew how. Her ass. 

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Mischa Barton Sued For Backing Up Into A Building

October 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mischa Barton’s first mistake was looking towards Hollywood Medium to help her with her uncle’s unresolved death. And backing a U-Haul into a building wasn’t too far behind on her ever growing list of fudge ups.

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Paige VanZant Sexy Selfie for Eating Disorder

October 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paige VanZant is one of the few women participating in MMA that isn’t too bad to look at. She easily beats out most of her UFC peers in the looks department alone just but having a jawline that suggests... READ MORE