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Dani Mathers In More Trouble

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone using social media to aid their career as well as commit crimes doesn’t care too much about real world consequences. Who would have thought a Playboy model could be so shallow that they fat shamed some unlucky overweight... READ MORE

Fast and Furious 9 Falling Apart Because Of Tyrese/Rock Feud

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tyrese is a multitasker. When he’s not flying planes over his daughter’s school to dodge restraining order restrictions he’s crying about Dwayne being more successful.

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Kate Upton Permanently Removed From Single Lady Pool

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If her name is Kate and she takes her clothes off for pictures as her profession there’s a chance she’s highly attractive. First we had Kate Moss then life gave us Kate Upton. There was a glimmer of hope... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Got Engaged

November 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gaga has been engaged before. A five year relationship with Taylor Kinney that ended with no honeymoon and a break up inspired Gaga album. Getting engaged to your talent agent is just a form of rebound dick gone wrong.

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Jimmy Kimmel Raising His Kids Better Than You

November 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t understand how pretending to be broke wouldn’t work. Maybe if you avoided purchasing cars that cost the amount of a house your kids would conclude you’re just like every other parent in the neighborhood. 

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McGregor Has Can Of Whoop Ass Waiting For GOT Ser Gregor And Mayweather

November 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Even though Hafthor Julius Bjornsson has a height and weight advantage of 6’9” and 400 pounds, the last strongman that stepped to an MMA disciple lost his life in a street fight. 

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Lethal Weapon 5 In The Works

November 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Why did continuing a series that was last left off in 1998 sound like a good idea? Danny Glover is 71-years-old which is basically "waiting to die any day now" age. 

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James Toback Just Might Kill A Critic, Literally

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I understand how deeply a bad review of something you put your heart into can slowly eat at your soul. Most rational people just smile, say thank you for the criticism, and secretly wish that person would fall off... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon’s Worth Is More Than A Man’s

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

We’re moving forward in the direction of a world where women are replacing men and robots are replacing people. What Reese Witherspoon would like to add to the conversation is that men think she’s awesome.

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