Celebrate the Life of an Icon With 7 Days of Free Playboy TV

September 29, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

In honor of the man, the myth, and the mastermind behind Playboy, right now you can snag access to Playboy TV totally free.

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Touch Your Downtown With Access to All of Mr. Skin for $4!

September 8, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

It’s time to sit back, relax, and unzip, folks. 

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Sit Back, Relax, and Unzip With the Naked News Labor Day Sale

September 1, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

Sexy anchors strip down on the news network that strips away the bullshit.

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Have a Fap-tastic Labor Day With a $4 Membership to Mr. Skin

September 1, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

Labor Day Weekend is a holiday best spent avoiding your relatives and looking at naked women, making Mr. Skin’s “Labia Day Sale” both a fantastic deal and a welcomed diversion. 

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Girls Prove They Will Strip To Be Instagram Famous

May 25, 2017 | Uncategorized | guest-post| 0 Comments

Millennials treat being social media famous the way older generations treated being actually famous. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but having followers and getting likes is similar to being really good at crossfit. Crossfitters are just really good at working out but were never really good enough to play real sports.

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WTF!? Someone remade TV Show Blind Date with Fucking!

May 12, 2017 | NSFW | guest-post| 0 Comments

F*ck! This is all real. This is not staged or a parody. This is real

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Bookmark this site before you jerk off and you’ll save a ton of money

May 9, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

Bookmark Porn Discounts right now. Do it, before you forget and it’s 3 a.m. and you end up paying full price.

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The Naughty Chicks At MyFreeCams Are Better Than Girlfriends

May 5, 2017 | NSFW | guest-post| 0 Comments

Girlfriends suck. They pretend to be into sex but all they really want is a Pandora charm bracelet to dangle idols of future kids from. That’s why the girls at MyFreeCams are so great. You don’t have to buy them shit. The site is completely free to use, and you have access to over a thousand different girls, each with their own kinks.

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It’s Been a Long, Hard Week, But You Could Be Harder

April 28, 2017 | tits | guest-post| 0 Comments

This will give you something that’ll turn that work week around. 

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Millennial Couples Have Started Voluntarily Uploading Their Sex Videos Online

April 7, 2017 | NSFW | guest-post| 0 Comments

Gone are the days of trying to hack your roommates iCloud account in order to access their hot girlfriends homemade porn stash. In a bizarre new twist, it turns out its 2017 and couples are actually voluntarily uploading these videos online themselves.

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