Katy Perry Explains Her Beef

You had to know that when Katy Perry finally explained her pop star feud with Taylor Swift, it was going to be far less than interesting to a grown up. read more

Rebel Wilson Wants Her Dignity Back

Rebel Wilson went looking for an excuse as to why her catty obese chick roles in Hollywood dried up and ended up launching a defamation suit against Woman's Day magazine. She claims the gossip rag falsely accused her of lying about her name, age, and upbringing. read more

Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars could at best afford a... read more

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Orlando Bloom Fucked a Waitress Out of a Job

Since somebody mentioned Orlando Bloom might be gay a decade ago, he's made it his mission to fuck the living shit out of the world's good looking 20-something women. A dramatic response, but there is a ton of fucking involved, so it beats angry Tweeting. read more

Jihadists Continue to Be Super Gay

If there's an attribute common to any zealot, it's an overwhelming self hatred for impure thoughts. Inevitably about wanting to stick your dick into children or members of the same sex. read more

Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you're looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma... read more

Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life. read more

Nicki Minaj Secretly Sponsoring Village in India

Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to casually drop in a series of publicized photo posts that she's been financially supporting a village in India for the past couple of years. Minaj is so humble, nobody even know about it. read more

Japan Has Shitty Billionaires

Yusaku Maezawa started an online clothing business in Japan at twenty-three. Within a decade he was a billionaire and spending his money on shitty imprint t-shirts and super expensive paintings. Last week he paid $110 million at auction for an untitled painting by black... read more

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Elephant Hunter Crushed To Death By Elephant

It's impossible to argue with hunters over the legitimacy of their passion. The decent hunters blend seamlessly with the yahoos. The guys who respect nature are out there with the drunk dudes blowing birds away with AK's. read more

Danny Morais Ass Paint

If you can finger paint half decent in preschool, everybody in your family circle will insist you're born to be an artist. Your chances of growing from there into self-sufficient professional artist is now 1 in 500,000. Similar to the kid in fifth grade with the accurate... read more

Alyssa Arce Offends With Nudity (VIDEO)

Not everybody is happy with Alyssa Arce posting a video of herself naked in the shower. Ninety-percent of her Instagram audience are dudes looking to tug one out. Veiled nudity can be a hinderance to a copious sock ejaculate. read more