The Dennis Rodman Story To End Precisely Where You’d Imagine

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In case you’ve not been keeping track of the Dennis Rodman growing rap sheet, the alcoholic and child support delinquent ex-NBA star and current unofficial Ambassador to Noko, was arrested again recently for a DUI. This while on three-years... READ MORE

Rebecca Hall Super Incredibly Profoundly Sorry

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re going to live in the Time’s Up era without fear of arrests by masked factions in the night, you need to (1) hyperbolically denounce anything contextually close to men being mean to women, and (2) cover your... READ MORE

Aziz Ansari Misconducted Himself Sexually on a Date

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

So intense is the desire for some women to join the #MeToo bandwagon that they are now making up new categories of sexual offenses merely to hop on board. An anonymous woman leveled the charge of sexual “misconduct” against... READ MORE

Chris Matthews Joke About Roofying Hillary Clinton Went Over Well (VIDEO)

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard these days to separate old drunk Irishmen from patriarchal powerful systemic abusers. They talk the same. Chris Matthews says lots of stupid shit, not because he’s an unintelligent man, but because he’s miked half his like, he... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Flunked His #MeToo Test (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Athletes are often asked to comment on outside-of-sports matters to which they have no educational background or intellectual curiosity. It never goes well. It shouldn’t. Dumb models practice fake answers to grown up questions in pageants and they still... READ MORE

Mom of “Monkey” Hoodie Model Seems Nonplussed

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Diddy and TheWeeknd and LeBron James have a sharper understanding of what’s good for you and your children than you do. Common mistake. As with Dr. Spock in generations before. Also, whoever invented... READ MORE

Seal Targets Oprah Because Politics Just Got Good

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You have to have a monster ego to want to be President because the process of obtaining the job is perhaps the most dehumanizing endless rounds of trolling ever. And it pays less than McDonald’s fry jobs in Seattle... READ MORE

Michael Douglas Preemptively Denies Masturbation Harassment Claim from 80’s

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas got wind that the Hollywood Reporter was about to run with a story that a woman who worked for Douglas in the early 80’s was accusing him of workplace harassment. The outlet had reached out to him... READ MORE

Harvey Weinstein Slapped by a Dick (VIDEO)

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’d be hard pressed to find a guy who makes himself look like the bigger dick in a public exchange with Harvey Weinstein. Weinstein being the dude that ruined the good times for everybody in Hollywood, both criminal and... READ MORE

Wahlberg-Williams Pay Gap Could End All Time and Space

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kevin Spacey man-man rape situations caused a whole series of ripples in Hollywood still now circulating to the shores as overblown imaginary tsunamis. With the re-shoots required on All The Money in the World such that Christopher Plummer... READ MORE