Beyonce Launches Scholarship For Women

Beyonce has decided to award several college scholarships to women as part of the one year anniversary of her album Lemonade. The scholarships will be in the fields of creative arts, music, literature or African-American studies. This will help insure that the gender pay... read more

Brie Larson Girl Power Extravaganza

Brie Larson seems desperate to interject herself into any conversation regarding feminism. This has included such harrowing acts as not clapping when Casey Affleck won an Oscar and making a bunch of money to star in a movie about a woman who was kidnapped and raped... read more

Aaron Hernandez' Boyfriend Scores Cool Watch

Aaron Hernandez' prison boyfriend's greatest accomplishment in life appears to have been bedding the former NFL star. That and some bad face tats. 22 year old rebel without a cause and prodigious power bottom Kyle Kennedy is reportedly on suicide watch after Hernandez... read more

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Mel B And Husband Creeping on the Nanny

The details of the love triangle between Mel B, her husband, and their nanny are beyond sordid. She is claiming the husband, Stephen Belafonte, cheated on her with the nanny, whom he procured at the tender age of 18, banged, and then made her get an abortion. read more

Channing Tatum Questionable Parenting

Channing Tatum revealed that he takes his three year old daughter to his live stripping show which is based on the Magic Mike franchise. Remarkably he still has custody of his daughter. Aside from the creepy prickly shaved buns and overt homoeroticism being completely... read more

Amber Heard And Elon Musk Putting a Stamp On It

Amber Heard shared a photo of herself and Elon Musk, the alleged genius who's about to marry her and be half as much of a billionaire. It's possible to be super smart and socially retarded. It's also possible your company has a fantastic PR campaign behind you and you're... read more

Caitlyn Jenner Nude Shoot Prepping

Cailtyn Jenner is reportedly planning a nude photoshoot after the successful completion of her gender reassignment surgery. Jenner has been calling herself a woman since she was a disgruntled man in a dress so technically this is merely a superficial modification. read more

Aaron Hernandez Brain Drama

Aaron Hernandez' family is facing a real dilemma. They agreed to donate his brain to Boston University to be used for CTE research. If it comes back that his brain looked like a Tijuana stop sign, he'll be to a indirectly exonerated for his murdering ways. read more

Aaron Hernandez Tributes Pouring In

Heartfelt tributes to obvious murderer Aaron Hernandez are still trickling in after his appropriately creepy death. Hernandez was reportedly found in his cell with the door blocked off, his finger cut, and the bible verse John 3:16 scrawled in blood on his forehead. read more

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Ashley Laconetti Tommy Lee Sexual Assault Limbo

Any sentence that starts with the phrase Former Bachelor Contestant is not going to end well. Former Bachelor Contestant will never be booked for a movie or open a trendy restaurant. Mostly just death and general histrionics. read more

Carmelo Anthony Unfaithful

When you marry an NBA player you have to expect him to give you chlamydia at some point. He'll also buy you a G Wagon. For some, it's an amicable trade off. read more

Carmelo Anthony Getting Traded And Divorced

Less than forty-eight hours after Phil Jackson publicly stated that Carmelo Anthony was getting traded, a story comes out on TMZ that he and his weirdo radio DJ reality show wife are splitting. She will most likely ask for compensation and she earned it. read more