Jasmine Lawrence Settles In

July 14, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We all have stories of a desirable woman saying “I want a man who makes me laugh” when they really mean “I want a man with lots of money who makes me laugh” – which explains the reason why... READ MORE

Gerard Could Do Worse

July 13, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We at WWTDD have occasionally sent props to celebrities who act their age – using stuntmen, getting off the Gram, and not dating / marrying lulu-girls (like Nic Cage). Forever Tough Guy Gerald Butler hit the beach with beard... READ MORE

Poor Whorpin

July 8, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

You’d think when you whore yourself to a millionaire twice your age you sb able to skate through the occasional litigation storm. Not so for former (?) hawtie Erika Jayne Giraldi, who, after a judge said her ex-husband’s victims... READ MORE

Poor Britney

July 2, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Does anyone really care about a 40 yo pop star who ruled the charts before the internet existed, and sold-out shows in Las Vegas until she didn’t? Britney Spears is still under the thumb of her father, apparently, and... READ MORE

Salma Passed Go Years Ago

June 30, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Salma Hayek is living, aging testament to the fact that if you fat or ugly or Russian, and you have $7 billion dollars, you get to motorboat an Aztec treasure chest. Hayek married Francois-Henri Pinault – i.e.Some Rich French... READ MORE

Bella Beotch

June 30, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Critics are dismissive of “influencer” Bella Poarch and her 170+ million hits on her “Build a Bitch” video. So she doesn’t have traditional talent like “singing” or “dancing” or “acting” – that’s old school – but her TikTok videos... READ MORE

The End of Sexy

June 23, 2021 | celebrity | Media Man| 0 Comments

Those of you who fantasize about sex with a Victoria’s Secret model – in other words, Men – get ready for some shrinkage. In a desperate attempt to fend off bankruptcy (gdi), the venerable Prostitution …, er, Lingerie company... READ MORE

Virtual Signalling Gold

June 11, 2021 | ATHLETES | Media Man| 0 Comments

You know how Vegas gives odds on everything to do with the Superbowl, like the final score, first turnover, length of the national anthem, etc.? They oughta set odds for which social issue each athlete will spout off during... READ MORE

Judge Kim Kardashian

June 11, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Instead of taking the low road – which would be chalking news that Kim K failed her “baby bar” exam again, bc she’s an idiot – let’s recognize her lofty goals and unselfish ambition. Like many people, we knew... READ MORE

Salary Equity is Not Enough Anymore

June 8, 2021 | ATHLETES | Media Man| 0 Comments

Belarusian tennis star Victoria Azarenka – yeah, I guess that’s a thing – told the French Open that it’s fine that women tennis players are paid the same as men, but that’s not good enough – wtf? Seems it’s... READ MORE


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