The Joy of Bachelorhood

June 2, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Everyone knows the way to win on The Bachelor (or the Bachelorette, you slut) is not at the final episode, but how much you tap behind the scenes. Ex The Bachelor Nick Viall (isn’t he still technically a “bachelor”?)... READ MORE

Know Your Ashleys

June 1, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Deadline and others are reporting that Ashley Greene has been cast in the upcoming flick “The Retirement Plan” alongside Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman, Ron Fox, and others. It’s a story of a young woman who gets caught up in... READ MORE

Best Sleep Ever

May 24, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

The two New York guards who supposed to watch sos Jeffrey Epstein in August, 2019, fell asleep, and (we suspect) the Hand of God descended into his cell and Epstein caught the dirt bus. For some reason, this is... READ MORE

Truthers Assemble

May 13, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

It may sound sodd that drug-addled “singer” Demi Lovato has been tapped to host a show about UFO conspiracies, but it’s really a lateral move for her – for years Lovato has been living on another planet, where constant... READ MORE

Shocker: Hollywood May Be Corrupt

May 13, 2021 | Media | Media Man| 0 Comments

Let’s do some grade-school math here – the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has 87 members, and the Academy has 25,000. HFPA members hail from countries around the world, including some where bribery is a way of life, while the... READ MORE

The Nerd and the Stripper

May 11, 2021 | Media | Media Man| 0 Comments

Okay that headline is a bit unfair – Edward Snowden is less of a “nerd” and more of a mf techno-Godzilla who pawned the western world. And wife Lindsay Mills is technically an “acrobat” (according to her bio), but... READ MORE

Jessica Alba gets Paid

May 7, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

It seems a bit reductive that Google calls Jessica Alba an “American Actress” when she just rolled 30 mill when her scam … er, Nasdaq listed company came up 7s with their IPO. Alba founded The Honest Company to... READ MORE

Ted Cruz for Emperor

May 4, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So Senator Ted Cruz thinks the CIA is run by a bunch of pussies (according to The Hill and others), and Jason Bourne must be spinning in his (unmarked) grave, bc they aren’t recruiting hard-nose spies anymore (link below).... READ MORE

Burning Man is Canceled

April 30, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So can we all just burn someone in the park Wickerman-style instead? (Doing it online would be like playing a Borderlands ripoff.) It a dazer that the key business of Burning Man 1) chugging, getting dirty, blazing, and listening... READ MORE

In Defense of Douchebags

April 30, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Remember that philosophical discussion you had between tokes, about if you had a time machine would you go back and eliminate Evil (Hitler, Pol-Pot, Madonna), or do you let it run its course bc fate, life giving you lemons,... READ MORE


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