Remember when being a rock star meant partying hard, sleeping all day, and dying young? Yeah me neither, but it’s a far cry from today’s pop figures who whine about all the wealth and attention they receive. No-one who... READ MORE

While reviewing my stock options in the back of my Rolls on my MacBook FapMaster, I failed to notice the drop in Victoria’s Secret portfolio – in other words, wtf? Once smooth-jazz posers like Maroon 5 headlined the annual... READ MORE

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is dead. The radio shrill and conspiracy plugger died of lung cancer this week, not before dumping a long list of complaints and right-wing edicts that litter his online obituary like dog-droppings. Among Limbaugh’s monumental... READ MORE

I read the article from our sister site about Barney’s hairstylist thinking “that purple dinosaur had hair?!?” For us uncultured swiners, Barneys is a “luxury department store” in New York and perhaps elsewhere, but for those who live off... READ MORE

Why are the Tough Guy actors the most self-aware hombres in Hollywood, while the effeminate Jared Letos are all about delusion and scented oils and shart? Okay, maybe the answer’s itself – we blue-collar mechanics and Amazon drivers are... READ MORE

The cost of Reveal Parties keeps going up, in terms of greenbacks, personnel, and the spectacle vs safety quotient. The principle of the event is clear – a dramatic way to reveal the gender of your unborn child –... READ MORE

Anyone who’s played pandemic simulation games knows that the best way to spread a virus is to host the Olympics – and Tokyo is all hands to the oars this summer, even though most of the locals don’t want... READ MORE

Onoz – the National Women’s Hockey League is folding bc virus! Well, it’s obviously folding bc money (taint got enough), but as per ESPN the 10 game tournament for World Champion (we guess) is over. Yeah I never heard... READ MORE

Soon to be President Kamala Harris (don’t tell me that crony cog Biden lives for another 4 years – he looks and sounds like his warranty is past expired) has a step-daughter Ella Emhoff, who is apparently female and... READ MORE

We’re always a bit suspicious of pretty men that women like but that Men are only interested in their wardrobe – guys like Chris Pine, Jared Leto, Leo, Benedict Cumberbatch (and not just bc he’s English), Johnny Depp (who’s... READ MORE