Kim Zolciak Bikini Comeback And Shit Around The Web

Kim Zolciak is returning to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The decision coming after her husband became NFL unemployed and all of her LinkedIn suggest jobs involved hooking in the Gulf states. read more

Dakota Johnson Tight Sports Bra And Shit Around The Web

Dakota Jonhon may be the last woman in Hollywood without fake tits. It's an extremely noble gesture. Sad that she'll never work again after 50 Shades. read more

Nicki Minaj In An Arm Bra And Shit Around The Web

Nicki Minaj covers her giant titties with her hands. They keep making the breasts bigger. The hands stay the same. read more

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April Love Geary Super Tan and Fine And Shit Around The Web

Robin Thicke started dating young model April Love Geary after his wife tossed him for boozingtoo much and cumming on the masseuse. To his credit, he remains with her to this day. She's almost old enough to drink now. read more

Karrueche Tran Bikinis Well And Shit Around The Web

Karrueche Tran is a good looking woman with a Chris Brown problem. It's like herpes, if the flareups got you shot outside a restaurant one nightby a crying skinny guy in a shitty ski mask. read more

Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Body And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa has been accused of many things. Some along the lines of Melania Trump. Some along the lines of a can of tuna left out on the counter over a lost weekend. She's never not been accused of looking pretty fucking amazing in a bikini. read more

Danielle Knudson Bikinis Like A Champ And Shit Around The Web

Danielle Knudsonin a bikini is completely breathtaking. You're going to want to self-asphyxiate regardless to increase the pleasure. She's Canadian. She gets it. read more

Britney Spears Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

Britney Spearswill never have a model's body. Nor will she ever sing like somebody who was actually bornto sing. But if a blind guy keeps taking swings and hitting home runs, you leave him in the lineup. read more

Ariel Winter Big Ole Snack Pack And Shit Around The Web

Ariel Winter switches seamlessly between asking everybody to stop talking about her boobs and showing them off. Everyone knows which side of that argument pays better. read more

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Michelle Rodriguez Es Muy Caliente And Shit Around The Web

Michelle Rodriguezshows what a bikini body is supposed to look like. read more

Billie Lourd Bikinis In St. Barts And Shit Around The Web

Billie Lourdbikinis with eternally shirtless boyfriend Taylor Lautner in St. Barts. Get off on either one. Nobody's judging. Though definitely tracking, in case we do begin the eugenics one day. read more

Ashley Tisdale Hot Bikini In Mexico And Shit Around The Web

You don't hear much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Also, you don't hear much about people concerned with not hearing much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Still, she's kept a slamming body since her cheerleader TV show days. read more