Kristen Stewart continues her lesbian experimental phase with ex scissoring partner Alicia Cargile. The two have been seen at Cannes together sticking it to all their former lesbian partners with secret lesbian gang signs. You know they exist. No,... READ MORE

Stella Maxwell is an Irish hottie with a penchant for taking off her clothes. Her tits are small but satisfying. Like an appetizer. Entree requires lesbian credentials. Find those embarrassing photos from your freshman year. READ MORE

Sometimes the God of Tits is kind and blesses us with a nip slip from a serious hottie like Elsa Hosk. It's moments like this that keep me believing. READ MORE

Kristen Stewart was reluctant to work with Woody Allen because he's an accused child molester. But then she said, "Fuck it", did his movie and cashed her paycheck. Being temporarily lesbian doesn't make you the world's policeman. READ MORE

Arianny Celeste is a UFC octagon girl that's become a model outside the ring. It's easy to see why. Is it talent? No, it's the tits. They are fucking magnificent. READ MORE

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber got himself a face tattoo. It's a tiny cross by his eye. Doesn't that mean you're a pee queen in prison? It does now. READ MORE

Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go! READ MORE

It's a battle of has beens as Arsenio Hall sues Sinead O'Connor for claiming that he killed Prince with drugs. Why Arsenio? Who the fuck knows what goes on in Sinead's bald head. She's baby-eating crazy. I wonder how... READ MORE

Feeble crone Madonna was still trying to shock us by wearing assless pants to the Met Gala and then sucking her finger seductively at the after party. Wigged Gollum fetishists to the front of the line. READ MORE

Former porn star Mary Carey would like to be Donald Trump's running mate. Nobody knows the struggles of the middle class like a woman whose done ass to mouth on camera for five hundred a pop. Like the modern... READ MORE