Open Post: Beast Details Getting Mounted While Pregnant

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description of preggers sex. Check it out and let us know where she touched you in the […]

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Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Or Random Hooker?

February 16, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I wanted to set you guys up with something really special and hot before the weekend but then I saw this and thought you might actually want to see a 90’s cum storage facility in a bathtub. Did I guess correctly? Actually, Christina Aguilera always struck me as someone who had about as much pizzazz […]

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Blind Item: Movie Actress Did Coke And Now Permanently Messed Up

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence stars in Red Sparrow, which is coming out at the beginning of March. So… Amy Schumer provided Jennifer Lawrence with cocaine at her wedding? I thought coke was an appetite suppressant. Check out this week’s blind item below and give us your best guess in the comments.   “This A+ list mostly movie […]

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Florida Shooter Filmed In MAGA Hat Practicing Shooting (VIDEO)

February 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz – the teen behind the school shooting in Parkland, FL leading to the deaths of at least seventeen students and teachers – was lucky enough to live in a community where the police weren’t necessarily the smartest people in the entire world, according to new consensus. So, most communities. JK. I love when they […]

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Newly Single Jennifer Aniston Eyeing Brad Pitt’s Penis?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An older woman and a younger man have broken up after a relatively short time together, and the news is obviously pretty hard for people to digest. When has this ever happened. Eighty-five-year-old actress Jennifer Aniston and forty-six-year-old actor Justin Theroux have called it quits after being together since 2011 and being married since 2015, and […]

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Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest, over the past few years Hilton has amazingly been able to flip the script and revive […]

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And The Bride Wore Size Six

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […]

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Oh Shoot (UPDATE)

February 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday a nineteen-year-old named Nikolas Cruz stormed into his former high school in Parkland, Florida, pulled the fire alarm, and went to town on a horde of students filing into the halls with an AR-15 rifle. One look at his face will tell you that he was either going to make a big splash on […]

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Bella Hadid Gifts Paps Roses For V-Day For Self-Awareness

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Someone’s looking for love in all the right places. Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid has been oddly caught up with her self-awareness updates over the past year. In September of 2017 she defended a pap smear against her own bodyguard, and on Valentine’s Day she gifted the photographic artists with roses outside of Mr. Chow in […]

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Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless

February 14, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton might not have nabbed the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition this year, but she is going viral for face-planting off a rock with no one there to catch her, which is kind of the dream if you think about it. Models have the most longevity in the industry when they create a brand […]

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