Lady Gaga Whore-bnb

Lady Gaga loves Airbnb. During the Super Bowl she stayed in a $10,000 a night mansion in Houston. More recently she left her left her pesky $1,000 bills crumpled up in the trashcan of a $25 million abode near Coachella. read more

Kesha Empowering Instagram Tit

The world needs yet another chance to rehash Kesha's rape allegations against Dr. Luke. She is here to help with an Instagram picture of her barely-covered big fake boob. read more

Amber Rose Isn't Perfect Like You Imagined (VIDEO)

Amber Rose points out her cellulite and stretch marks in a new Instagram video. Those cost her a couple bucks extra at the plastic surgeon’s office. You need to have a tasteful amount of cellulite in order to be a successful feminist social media celebrity. read more

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Amy Schumer Swindles With $2K Mattress

Amy Schumer has clawed her way back into the news. This time she bought a random $2,000 mattress. At one point she flung herself in front of Kanye and Kim on the red carpet. Schumer can’t differentiate. read more

Nickelodeon Looking to Finish The Job

Nickelodeon isn’t done withAmanda Bynes. The network that exploited an 11-year-old then ran for cover when their unstable creation detonated in 2012wants to brainstorma new show with Bynes. The now 31-year-old has presumably found stability. read more

Chloë Sevigny Rises Above

Self-proclaimed fashion visionary and real-life delusional Brooklynite Chloë Sevigny is still talking about herself long after people assumed she died strangled by her own accessories. read more

Royals Fan Punches Woman In Face For Equality (VIDEO)

A man wearing a Kansas City Royals jersey at Kauffman Stadium punched the shit out of a woman. This isn't the soft jab of someone who wants to teach a bitch a lesson. He wanted her dead. read more

Bella Hadid Can't Afford Knickers

The Hadid sister that nobody asked for almost flashed vag while hoping out of a car in London. Bella Hadid was leaving the restaurant Sexy Fish. Not ironic, planned. read more

Kirsten Dunst, Rashida Jones Porn Stars For Calvin Klein (VIDEO)

Kirsten DunstandRashida Jonesaretheunlikelybut welcomed pairing in the new CalvinKleinUnderwear ad shot by Sofia Coppola. Dunst is as fuckable as ever.Coppola sexed up Dunst in The Virgin Suicides. Dunst then flashed some of the best tits in Hollywood in Melancholia. Now... read more

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Julia Roberts 'Most Beautiful Woman' For Record Fifth Time

Julia Roberts has been named the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine for a record fifth time. This is the same publication that claims Mama June is a size four and Katy Perry and Russell Brand couldn't be happier together. read more

Kendall Jenner Butch Like Bruce

Kendall Jenner opens up about her life in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The magazine knows that Jenner is a walking and talking Ambien pill. They buttress tidbits such as the struggles of owning a robin’s egg-blue car with as many references to Caitlyn Jenner as... read more

'Survivor' Jeff Varner Loses Day Job After Outing Trans Tribe Mate

Jeff Varner made headlines last week for outing his trans fellow Survivor: Game Changers contestant, Zeke Smith. The real estate company Varner worked for has officially canned his ass. read more