Lara Flynn Boyle Caught In Cute Shirt

I always learned that you're supposed to compliment someone before giving them constructive criticism, and then tack on another compliment at the end, though I can't imagine I'll be able to come up with a second one regarding these new pics of Lara Flynn Boyle. Here it... read more

Tara Reid Spooky Surprise

Those of you having trouble getting into the Halloween spirit are in luck, because Tara Reid is here to scare the holy hell out of you with these new pap pics. Last night the former actress showed up to Catch restaurant in Los Angeles looking like a motion sensor skeleton... read more

Kim Kardashian How Now Brown Cow

Now that Kim Kardashian has a live-in stylist in the form of gay best friend Kanye West, she's always up for daring looks that challenge popular fashion industry notions such as "taste," "class," "attractive," and "non cow-looking." While leaving a pop-up comedy show,... read more

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Demi Lovato Praised For Being Seventeen-Year-Old Cokehead

Demi Lovato stars in a new YouTube documentary titled Simply Complicated, and it turns out that she spent a good portion of her youth being simply a raging drug addict. She even goes into depth about simply punching the shit out of a backup dancer during her Camp Rock 2... read more

Tom Hanks Thinks Press Junkets Are Just So Opprobrious

Tom Hanks, who apparently lost his neck in some sort of tragic accident, took time away from looking like a bloated dredged up corpse version of his former self to weigh in on the burden of being a movie star during his TimesTalk Q&A at the Tribeca Performing Arts... read more

Me Three

Now that the Ice Bucket Challenge is long gone, there's a new cause blazing across social media, and this time you don't even have to get doused in water to get involved. Simply update your status to include #MeToo and share the story of the time a bartender smiled at you... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Told Too Fat By Female Producer During Nude Audition

While speaking at the Elle Women in Hollywood Awards, Jennifer Lawrence opened up about an insane but not in any capacity surprising audition in which she had to stand in a lineup of nude women while being examined for her bangablility. The female producer... read more

Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded for knowing how to open... read more

Kylie Jenner Promotes Lip Kit While Watching CA Fire

People looking to hilarious medical experiment Kylie Jenner as their sensitivity spirit animal were shocked and even dismayed to see that she promoted her new Lip Kit line on Snapchat in front of televised news of the California wildfires that have claimed just under... read more

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Chrissy Teigen, Other Celebs Join #WomenBoycottTwitter Festivities

Chrissy Teigen has come out as anti-rape - a brave stance that even some rapists probably agree with - and is championing the anti-violence against women revolution by boycotting Twitter for an entire day. "Sacrifice" doesn't do this justice. "Slightly inconvenienced"... read more

Seth Rogen Direct Messages Donald Trump Jr.

As a non-Hollywood insider, Seth Rogen's appeal has always eluded me. I see a gross fat turd who I wouldn't drink from a water fountain after and who doesn't say funny things as much as he just moans about everyday grievances like a bitch, but I must just be missing that... read more

Mary-Kate Olsen Radiant

Anyone questioning the health hazards of chain-smoking at the age of nine needs only to look at Mary-Kate Olsen in these pics from last night's New York Academy of Art's charity art auction. The thirty-one-year-old fashionista appears to be transitioning into Grandmother... read more