‘The Puppet Inside Me’ Porn Is Here

September 19, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Melissa McCarthy ushered in a new wave of raunchy puppetry with her Oscar-bait The Happytime Murders movie, and now today, you get to see Melissa McCarthy fuck a puppet. Kidding. But you do get to see a guy... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Goes Nude In The Afterlife

September 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Carmen Electra has been dead for a decade, but that isn’t keeping her sexy ghost from stripping down for some porny pics. Before we get too far into this breaking development of a used up stripper showing the... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: 71-Year-Old Susan Lucci In Untouched Swimsuit Pics

September 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Some people don’t seem to understand that there are multiple forms of retouching. Some is done in a doctor’s office. Some is done in Photoshop. And if you’re a Jenndashian, some is done in a Tijuana basement. Susan Lucci might... READ MORE

New Celebrity Blu-ray And DVD Nudity To Watch Out For

September 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Boobs from Annie Parisse, Claire Rammelkamp, and Gemma Massot can be yours thanks to The Looming Tower, Ana Ularu shows T&A alongside an amazing actor in Siberia, PBS’ The Miniaturist is snooty but at least it has booty, You’re the... READ MORE

Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis As THIS Mario Kart Character

September 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Clickbait, don't fail me now. Stormy Daniels is the go-to person for information on A) how to clean two gallons of baby oil out of your blown out twat and B) apparently which Mario Kart character corresponds to the... READ MORE

2018 Emmy Winners Are Kind Of Okay

September 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Darren Criss really went out on a limb to portray a gay man for American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, and was rewarded accordingly with a win. Let's see. I hate John Mulaney, Bill Hader is homophobic, Thandie Newton... READ MORE

Who’d You Rather: Jennifer Lopez Or Elizabeth Hurley

September 17, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Hurley are each a thousand-years-old, and a thousand-year-old things are gross. Yet here we are. Looking at two thousand-year-old's very ungross bodies. Hurley transitioned into horned up desperate MILFhood quite seamlessly, and has all but cornered the market... READ MORE

Weekend Television Celebrity Nudity Roundup

September 17, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The Deuce was super porny and nude per usual, Insecure brought passionate tits out couch banging, Ingobernable was all about the big lez areolas from Susana Rojas, and lastly, The First delivered pregnant bathtub milk bags from Melissa George. Head HERE... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Boycotting Hotness While Naked On The Shower Floor

September 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Lena Dunham is spiraling – if she was ever unspiraled – but her avid obese disfigured pancakesexual supporters will be the last to know. They’re mistaking her lapses in mental stability for bravery. Case in point, this picture of Lena... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman On #MeThree! Will Probably Make You Like Nicole Kidman

September 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Face and taste in gay Scientologists notwithstanding, Nicole Kidman has always been a pretty cool chick. In the movie Birth she face fucked a ten-year-old. All you need to know. Taking into account this tastefully arty child molestation, it... READ MORE