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Tara Reid Spooky Surprise

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those of you having trouble getting into the Halloween spirit are in luck, because Tara Reid is here to scare the holy hell out of you with these new pap pics. Last night the former actress showed up to Catch restaurant in... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian How Now Brown Cow

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that Kim Kardashian has a live-in stylist in the form of gay best friend Kanye West, she's always up for daring looks that challenge popular fashion industry notions such as "taste," "class," "attractive," and "non cow-looking." While leaving a... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Praised For Being Seventeen-Year-Old Cokehead

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato stars in a new YouTube documentary titled Simply Complicated, and it turns out that she spent a good portion of her youth being simply a raging drug addict. She even goes into depth about simply punching the shit out... READ MORE

Tom Hanks Thinks Press Junkets Are Just So Opprobrious

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Tom Hanks, who apparently lost his neck in some sort of tragic accident, took time away from looking like a bloated dredged up corpse version of his former self to weigh in on the burden of being a movie... READ MORE

Me Three

October 18, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that the Ice Bucket Challenge is long gone, there's a new cause blazing across social media, and this time you don't even have to get doused in water to get involved. Simply update your status to include #MeToo and... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Told Too Fat By Female Producer During Nude Audition

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

While speaking at the Elle Women in Hollywood Awards, Jennifer Lawrence opened up about an insane but not in any capacity surprising audition in which she had to stand in a lineup of nude women while being examined for her bangablility.... READ MORE

Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Promotes Lip Kit While Watching CA Fire

October 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

People looking to hilarious medical experiment Kylie Jenner as their sensitivity spirit animal were shocked and even dismayed to see that she promoted her new Lip Kit line on Snapchat in front of televised news of the California wildfires that have claimed just... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen, Other Celebs Join #WomenBoycottTwitter Festivities

October 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen has come out as anti-rape - a brave stance that even some rapists probably agree with - and is championing the anti-violence against women revolution by boycotting Twitter for an entire day. "Sacrifice" doesn't do this justice. "Slightly inconvenienced" doesn't really either.... READ MORE

Seth Rogen Direct Messages Donald Trump Jr.

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a non-Hollywood insider, Seth Rogen's appeal has always eluded me. I see a gross fat turd who I wouldn't drink from a water fountain after and who doesn't say funny things as much as he just moans about everyday grievances... READ MORE

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