Kylie Jenner Chose Daughter’s Name For Makeup Line

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You guys know that we always try to find the good in shameless fame ho pieces of garbage on here, but I truly can’t even joke about the new low that to which Kylie Jenner has taken her Insta... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Talks Dropping Out Of Middle School

February 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The best and only good advice I got from any teacher in school was  “You can be inspired by celebrities, but take their advice and politics with a grain of salt because many of them didn’t graduate high school.” But... READ MORE

Open Post: What Should Happen To Nikolas Cruz?

February 24, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz is one of the few mass shooters that didn’t get a chance / didn’t want to blow his own head off after murdering a bunch of people – giving us the rare opportunity to stop and think... READ MORE

Blind Item: Celebrity Offspring Model Blind Drunk On The Runway

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"To say this designer was ticked, would be an understatement. It was only when the very rich father of this celebrity offspring offered to invest $100K with the designer that the designer allowed the offspring to walk the runway.... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Sticky Again

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It seems like just yesterday we were looking at a probably in danger but miraculously put together Bella Thorne twirling around in front of her old predator boyfriend on Instagram, but now she’s back to looking like a strung-out... READ MORE

A Very Very Very Fat Demi Lovato Deletes Fat Picture

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Cue the National Geographic music, because you’re about to be taken on a wild safari adventure full of surprises and even some thrills thanks to this deleted Instagram picture of Demi Lovato. She appears to be a dead ringer for... READ MORE

Andy Dick Has Violent Meltdown, Duh

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Andy Dick's wife (???????) Lina Sved has come forward with allegations claiming that two weeks ago she found him screaming at their two children and surrounded by broken dishes. Sved is just a little late to the game in understanding... READ MORE

Boobs And Vaginas Leaving Streaming This Month

February 22, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now is the sad time that we say goodbye to the tits and vages leaving your favorite streaming services, and even though they’re art doofus, you can see all the bit parts right here. For the sake of art.... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Photographed Suicidal Over Lack Of Penis

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well, it’s started. Jennifer Aniston might be an internationally famous multi-millionaire, but first and foremost she is a women, and according to TMZ she just can’t handle the fact that she doesn’t have a penis in her vagina. The miserable... READ MORE

Donald Trump Note Card Responses To Parkland Families

February 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with... READ MORE