Jamie Lee Curtis Struggling

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former pop star Katy Perry has been toying with various looks since coming out as the wokest in all the land for her Witness album blowout, and these pics from the set of Wednesday's Good Morning America reveal that she settled... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Las Vegas Jackpot

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Business savvy bowl of expired plain yogurt Taylor Swift would capitalize on a national tragedy if she could. And, she basically has. While some people waited in line for hours to donate blood to victims of Monday's horrific Las... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Feminist Under Tit For “Narcissistic Career”

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato will pretty much adopt any cause that she reads about in a Buzzfeed listicle, and today that cause is dec under tit in a "feminist" crop top. From the Forever 21 "Woke Slut" collection. This is what... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Not Retouched, Not Perfect, Get Used To It

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of... READ MORE

Khloé Kardashian “Chubby And Tall” In Revenge Body Trailer

September 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart Considered For Charlie’s Angels Reboot

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you liked the 2000's Charlie's Angels movie scene featuring Cameron Diaz dancing in her underwear, but were secretly gunning for Oscar the Grouch to fulfill the fantasy instead, you're in luck. Parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart is allegedly being considered to "play... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Reveals Someone Else Is Pregnant With Her Baby

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Kardashians are doing everything short of going door to door with free DASH swag to woo people into watching their shit show Keeping Up With The Kardashians after last season's poor ratings. While Kris Jenner's fetus three-ring circus has been... READ MORE

James Cameron Still Knows Wonder Woman Sucks

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Softcore porn flick Wonder Woman is as divisive as Chrissy Teigen's cellulite. Admit that it's not your new religion and you hate women and their protesting and their tampons. The creators behind Wonder Woman, which has grossed over $820 million... READ MORE

Woman Dragged Off Flight For Pet Allergies Works Hard For The Money (VIDEO)

September 28, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nothing's more en vogue these days then getting dragged off airplanes, and yesterday an unidentified female passenger, who we'll just call Working Girl, was dragged off with the best of them while on a Southwest airplane boarding at Baltimore-Washington International... READ MORE