MillerCoors Pulls Two Hats Brand Off Shelves After Only Six Months

August 7, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  As younger generations shun beer in favor of overdosing at music festivals, big beer companies are struggling. Even Millennials’ affinity for craft beer – that, while usually terrible tasting, is LOCAL – isn’t slowing down the overall trend... READ MORE

19-YO Lily-Rose Depp Mud Wrestling GIFs Reveal A Lady

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you still had a soft spot for Gen Z hipster privileged piece of shit celeb offspring, then these gifs of Johnny Depp and some smoker’s daughter – the nineteen-year-old Lily-Rose Depp – might make you finally cave. Gen... READ MORE

NASCAR CEO Brian France Arrested For DUI, Oxy Possession In The Hamptons

August 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  NASCAR, the preferred sport for white nationalists, is all about watching people drive around very fast in circles in hopes that a driver will sneeze and go flying off into the audience in a fiery ball of human... READ MORE

Katy Perry Now Making Mall Appearances, But At Least She Looks Terrible

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

OY MELBOURNE! I’ll be making a pit stop at the Westfield Southland @myer around 2p for a mall snack + to show off my @kpcollections before my show tonight. Will I see u there? — KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Releases Lengthy Statement About Fake Overdose*

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lovato sings like Christina Aguilera in a screaming match and seems to have the same relationship to (her supposed) addiction as a Slender Man-following Tumblr girl has with cutting. As always, in the timeless words of Demi Lovato - #sorrynotsorry. READ MORE

Blind Item: Starlet Exchanges Sex For Franchise Opportunity With A-List Comic

August 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Those of you who’ve been sitting on a good “could be anybody” comment are in for a treat, because today’s blind item really could be anybody. But, it’s not. We’re looking for one aspiring starlet who frequently hooks up... READ MORE

Now You: What’s Your Ideal Charlie’s Angels Reboot Cast?

August 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As most of you know by now, parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart has signed on to play one of Charlie’s Angels in the upcoming woke progressive reboot series helmed by Elizabeth Banks (she also plays Bosley, who was previously... READ MORE

Madonna Explains Her Move From America To Portugal With Four Of Six Of Her Children

August 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Madonna - the five-hundred-and-fifty-year-old singer who took one look at a T-800 and said "that's me now" - is moving out of America as news outlets cover the thousands of others trying to move into the country. If this is... READ MORE

Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars

August 3, 2018 | naked | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  This weekend’s The Miseducation of Cameron Post takes us to the world of gay conversion therapy, and if that gets your horny, you’re going to love the tit you can see from Quinn Shephard as she girl bangs Chloë... READ MORE

Immigration Detention Center Employee Charged With Sexually Abusing Eight Teen Boys

August 3, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This just goes to show that America really is the land of equal opportunity. You can be an illegal immigrant or an all-American Olympic gymnast. Either way, you're going to get raped. READ MORE