Demi Lovato Is A Lesbian Or Something And Don’t You Forget It

March 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Demi Lovato is like that friend that went to an Ivy League school and manages to work his pedigree into pretty much every conversation. Like, we get it, you’ve taken loads from every member of your lacrosse team.... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Is Black Or Something And Don’t You Forget It

March 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If this job has taught me anything it’s that no class of people are more marginalized than celebrities, and the definitely 100% African American celeb Paris Jackson has been put through the damn ringer recently. People on the... READ MORE

Basically Graphic Content: Blac Chyna’s Circus Ass In Bikini

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The ladies here at the steno pool were just gasping over the Yeti pulled up on my screen, and even though their eyes have had to take in some pretty horrific sights on here - I do write about... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

March 6, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Oh ya’ll wanted a twist? In addition to some of the usual tits-out suspects, this week’s nudity roundup features some super sexy Walmart-esque breastfeeding that you have to see to believe. Trust me. This is not fake news. It’s so hot... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Areola Fun If You Care

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski's career highlights include catfishing douchebags onto a semi-deserted island in the Bahamas for the fake Fyre Festival and advocating date rape alongside Robin Thicke in his music video for Blurred Lines, so already we know that she... READ MORE

Amber Tamblyn Gets Real About Jews

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amber Tamblyn is arguably the least talented and most annoying of the Rose McGowan-y Amy Schumer-y washed-up old hag-y Hollywood coven plaguing the industry with a curse of zero fun forever, and most of you would be hard-pressed to... READ MORE

Emma Watson Debuts Times Up Tattoo

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, if any of you own a pair of scissors and aren’t mentally disabled, you should ring Emma Watson, because she’s in need of someone with those exact qualifications to replace the person that created this hairstyle.... READ MORE

Guess That Plastic Surgery Victim

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game – Guess That Plastic Surgery Victim. We pretty much have the pick of the botched litter thanks to last night’s Oscars, but one actress really stood out in terms of how much she... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Cam Girl Post-Baby Body

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The celebrity oath of shameless includes a pretty stringent clause regarding the flaunting of a post-baby body. A female celebrity must claim to be a champion of women while actually portraying unrealistic body standards that make normal moms feel... READ MORE

Kathy Griffin Wants To Hire Ryan Seacrest’s Accuser

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

At one point in her life Kathy Griffin was kind of funny, but in the decades since, she’s done a bang-up job of making herself more of a punch line than she could ever land on stage. This past... READ MORE