Is Alexis Ren As Hot As Dudes Say She Is?

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should... READ MORE

Katy Perry Actually Critiqued Meghan Markle’s Wedding Dress

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If anyone has any insight into Katy Perry's career game plan, please make yourself heard in the comments, because as it stands it feels like she's deliberately destroying any goodwill that she cultivated from her Reddi-whip tit and abduction... READ MORE

Blind Item: Rapper’s Team Recruits High Schoolers To Bang Him

May 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This one named rapper/producer/reality star sends his people to wait outside high schools or popular places for high school students to hang out. If they see someone attractive they go up to them and offer a card and explain... READ MORE

Where To See T&A From This Weekend’s Stars

May 19, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Do you happen to be into James McAvoy's used up exes? Well then this is your lucky day, because Anne-Marie Duff strips down for this weekend's On Chesil Beach. If you crave Duff muff ASAP, you can see it in 2002's Magdalene Sisters. The... READ MORE

Steven Tyler Reveals How Much Dough He Spent On Blow

May 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beautiful lesbian Steven Tyler teamed up with the butt baby of Jiminy Glick and a Teletubby - James Corden - for some stupid bit where Tyler opens up about being a hilarious drug addict. The duo weren't attempting to... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Releases New Songs, Including “B*tch I’m Bella Thorne”

May 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne is the only, and I do mean only, botched diseased cock chute who matters in the biz these days, and the international acting and modeling sensation is continuing to expand her brand with... READ MORE

Megan Fox Suing For $5 Million Over Crappy Mansion

May 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Stars – they’re just like us. Except that they’ve never heard of a housing inspection. The original concept for Bella Hadid’s face, Megan Fox, is fuming after a Malibu abode she bought in 2016 for over $3 million... READ MORE

Black Porn Star Suing Over Use Of N-Word During Money Shot

May 18, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The idea that we live in a world where a porn star would be degraded in front of the camera while selling himself for money and performing for a race-oriented fetish site seems truly unfathomable. Yet here we are.... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Phone Home

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Body shaming isn't really our thing, because this is 2018 and you people seriously need to wake up and understand that all shapes and sizes are beautiful and sexy. With that said, Kourtney Kardashian looks like freaking E.T. in... READ MORE

Yolanda Hadid Goopy Titty Lyme Disease Insta Mess

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In her rambling Insta caption, Hadid laments Western women's dependency on doctors. Because her botched face wasn't so much a product of doctors as much as Satan himself. She apparently recently went through some sort of rich woman spiritual... READ MORE