Ariel Winter Knows You Want Her Ass

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 7, 2018 at 2:02pm PST With the millions of girls whose parents never loved them currently showing off their tits and asses on Instagram, we as the consumer really have... READ MORE

Bella Thorne In Actual Magazine, Doesn’t Look Sticky

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Bella Thorne In My Side usually looks like she’s been tarred and feathered with jizz and glitter. But recently we saw her not looking like HPV personified, and while after that she suffered a relapse, now she’s once again... READ MORE

Open Post: What Should Have Happened To Martin Shkreli?

March 9, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

He just got seven years in prison. Enough? Spoiler: Hell no. READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner: Women Are “Emotionally weaker. Physically weaker.”

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If I was a terrible eighty-year-old referring to Caitlyn Jenner’s new comments I would say “open mouth, insert foot” – or in the case of Jenner “Open mouth, insert young lesbian beaver,” because the trans celebrity just can’t... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Left Met Gala To Attend AA Meeting

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  In addition to being a National Geographic centerfold in an article about buffalo migration and being fluid AF, Demi Lovato is also an alcoholic, and don’t you forget it. This is the face of adversity and bravery, and... READ MORE

McDonald’s Celebrates International Women’s Day, Really Gets Women

March 8, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

International Women's Day is a fake holiday invented by the greeting card industry and is about celebrating all women around the world for being women. People are really touchy about the stupid commemorative day, and odds are that if you... READ MORE

Katy Perry Has A “Disgusting” Talent

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

And yes, it is her singing. JK. Katy Perry is still trying to make the revamped American Idol a thing, and while doing hosting duties, she had a mini talent competition with a contestant. Actually she did that basic... READ MORE

Elle Fanning Bravely Embraces Imperfections, Is In For A Shock

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Young starlets yet to be #MeToo-ed by the hands of time often pledge to avoid undergoing plastic surgery, and tend to shun Photoshopped pics – claiming to favor ones that highlight their natural beauty. They believe that women should... READ MORE

Would You Hit It? Un-Photoshopped Kim Kardashian

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian leaves about fifty-pounds of herself on the digital cutting room floor before she posts to Instagram, but these pap pics are the real deal. So, would you sex up this snowman-shaped Armenian enchantress?... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Using Divorce To Pimp Music Career

March 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Courtney Stodden is pimping something besides her holes now that she has officially filed for divorce her husband of seven years, Doug Hutchinson. The two unofficially split in 2016 before Stodden begged for his return in an Insta meltdown... READ MORE