Would You Hit It: Paris Jackson’s Fiona Apple In A Bag Look

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The thing that narcissistic talentless celebrity-offspring Instagram models don’t understand is that the retro stylings they emulate were created by people who were actually anorexic heroin-addicted whores. Sure their looks were cultivated too, but when you see a fifty-pound Fiona... READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

April 11, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Get the most out of the streaming services that are draining years from your life by checking out these tits and asses. Stacy Martin, Guenda Goria, Catrinel Marlon, and Sabrina La Torre strip down for Tale of Tales and Laura... READ MORE

Mariah Carey – All I Want For Christmas Is Bipolar Disorder

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well this explains everything. The main side effect of Seroquel is weight gain. I honestly thought that we all knew Mariah Carey was clinically hilarious after she suffered her ice cream strip tease meltdown on TRL five-thousand-years ago. But... READ MORE

BREAKING: NBA Star Cheats On Girlfriend

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Just when you think the world was crazy enough, an NBA player is cheating on his girlfriend? Pregnant Beast Kardashian is currently prepping to have her litter in Cleveland, but that isn't stopping her Cavaliers boyfriend Tristan Thompson from... READ MORE

TJ Miller – It’s Fake Bomb Threat Time

April 10, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Silicon Valley star TJ Miller has been arrested by the FBI after getting wasted on an Amtrak train and calling in a bomb threat. Miller did all unfunny fat fuck spiraling comedians proud when he downed “two glasses... READ MORE

We Care That Cardi B’s Basement Ass Implants Led To Leakage

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you blinked then you might have missed Cardi B’s rise to fame as the sassy knocked up rapper the world didn’t know it didn’t need. She possesses all the prerequisites for the Jennifer Lawrence-y type of stardom... READ MORE

Geoffrey Rush “Has Lost His Appetite And Barely Eats” After Assault Allegations

April 10, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Geoffrey Rush’s lawyer has submitted an affidavit stating that the actor is having a full-blown bitch fest following an article in The Daily Telegraph claiming Rush behaved inappropriately towards an actress during a 2015 production of King Lear. Rush... READ MORE

Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs?

April 10, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food... READ MORE