Heidi Klum Old Bag Of Hotness And Ass Cheeks For Instagram

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

For as much as we’re assured that German supermodel Heidi Klum is ageless, I can’t help but feel like she’s actually, like, full of age, and that it shows in every part of her body and face. Nonetheless, I’m... READ MORE

Harvey Weinstein Claps Back At H8er Rose McGowan

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan is in desperate need of a radical sabbatical, because she’s taken what honestly was a good thing for firming up her image and resurrecting her name from the beyond – her staunch retweetable feminist views and slamming... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Dressing Just Like Kim Kardashian

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought “mmm, that’s so hot, I want it so bad” A) you’re into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you’re also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double... READ MORE

Open Post: Lady Gaga’s Bowel Moving Video For “Joanne”

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga has officially run out of causes to support now that the gays have gotten sick of her and the Dove girl sisterhood feel she took things too far with her weight. Her last-ditch attempt at supporting a cause... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens Lip Sync Battle Against Pork Chop On Drag Race

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The reality series RuPaul’s Drag Race celebrates a subset of LGBT culture with a rich history, providing an international stage for a little-known art form that’s clicked with mainstream media and helped redefine self-expression and inclusion for millions of people.... READ MORE

Colonel Sanders Role Puts Reba McEntire In Kitchen Where She Belongs

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a piece of piping hot white Appalachian trash, I have been to the original Corbin, KY location of fast food chain KFC numerous times, and judging by the abundance of rebel flags and blown out trailers scattering the area,... READ MORE

James Franco Removed From #MeThree! Vanity Fair Issue

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The recent Vanity Fair cover making the rounds for its body positivity – namely for celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s three legs and Oprah Winfrey’s three hands – was originally supped to be even crappier with the inclusion of James Franco,... READ MORE

Fiona Apple Thinks Sexual Abuse In Music Biz Is ‘Criminal’

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nothing makes Hollywood life seem more glamorous than videos of celebs getting accosted by interviewers praying that they get punched in the face or ran over by Justin Bieber so they can sell their footage and put food on the... READ MORE

Weinstein Assistant Claims To Have Been His Official Semen Cleaner

January 29, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Talk about a milkmaid. Amirite fellas. Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant Sandeep Rehal is getting in on the sue-y action by claiming that Weinstein committed a grab bag of sexual offenses towards her, which don’t necessarily read as illegal, but do... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon’s Third Leg Steals Jessica Chastain’s Thunder

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz has entered the DGAF years of her prestigious career, and for her most recent star-studded Vanity Fair cover, rolled up to the set for ten seconds, snapped a pic with her iPhone X, texted it... READ MORE