Kim Kardashian Reveals Someone Else Is Pregnant With Her Baby

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Kardashians are doing everything short of going door to door with free DASH swag to woo people into watching their shit show Keeping Up With The Kardashians after last season's poor ratings. While Kris Jenner's fetus three-ring circus has been... READ MORE

James Cameron Still Knows Wonder Woman Sucks

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Softcore porn flick Wonder Woman is as divisive as Chrissy Teigen's cellulite. Admit that it's not your new religion and you hate women and their protesting and their tampons. The creators behind Wonder Woman, which has grossed over $820 million... READ MORE

Woman Dragged Off Flight For Pet Allergies Works Hard For The Money (VIDEO)

September 28, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nothing's more en vogue these days then getting dragged off airplanes, and yesterday an unidentified female passenger, who we'll just call Working Girl, was dragged off with the best of them while on a Southwest airplane boarding at Baltimore-Washington International... READ MORE

Megyn Kelly Kicking Ass And Taking Dumps

September 27, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Megyn Kelly is making a name for herself as the spunky morning talk show host who gathers up her Jones New York dresses, squats down, and takes massive steaming Megyn Kelly dumps on her guests. The former Fox News... READ MORE

Sasha Pieterse Explains 70-Pound Weight Gain That We Care About

September 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Pieterse is technically a celebrity, so by default her weight gain was no fault of her own. And because she's a celebrity, looking like the product of an Ashley Graham Kirby sucking in JonBenét Ramsey is brave. Dems the rules. 


Sarah Jessica Parker Still Alive, Has Four Fans To Take Shopping For $400

September 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Only a place like Manhattan could offer the sense of refinement associated with post-menopausal women owning their sexuality in colorful garbage, and no one says "I've lost touch with reality" more than New York City's most famous horse in clothes, I mean,... READ MORE

First Pictures Of Five Months Pregnant Kylie Jenner Show A House

September 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The most successful reality stars identified with Scheherazade from a young age and thought "It's good, but I can do it super slutty." And Kylie Jenner has. The sassy starlet was running low on stories - if her poor ratings for... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Victim Of Fertility Industrial Complex For Kylie Jenner

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn't too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator... READ MORE

Gigantic Monster Post-Baby Body

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fe-fi-fo-fum to you too. While everyone is focusing on Kris and Kylie Jenner's baby, let's turn to new mother and sassy starlet Serena Williams' hot new Insta post-baby snap as a brief distraction. And by hot I mean she could actually be Troy Polamalu.... READ MORE

Kanye West Weight Gain And Hair Plugs

September 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair... READ MORE