May 11, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Well Selena, you crazy meth head ALLEGEDLY you. Ya did it. Selena Gomez’s lupus 2018 tour has officially convinced people that it’s not a fake disease celebs use to score prescription painkillers and cover up their tit jobs...
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May 10, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
How does the song go – When you wish upon a #MeToo, makes no difference if you were actually #MeToo-ed. Ya I think that’s right, at least if you’re Elisabeth Moss, who opens up to Marie Claire about...
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May 10, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show...
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May 10, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Harvey Weinstein’s ex-wife Georgina Chapman planned her #IDidn’tKnow! redemption tour rather strategically by prefacing her new Vogue interview by probably blackmailing Scarlett Johansson into wearing a dress created by Chapman’s clothing brand Marchesa to Monday’s Met Gala. Chapman...
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May 9, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
HEY WORLD THAT GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE YOU SEE PORTRAYED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM DON'T BE FOOLED THINKING THEIR LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOUR I CAN PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT!
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May 9, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
We don't really cover Real Housewives crap on here because it's a can of worms that I believe need to freed into the wild or just put out of their misery, but when an old dried up fake royal beats...
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May 9, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
As someone who graduated from one of the University of Florida's rival horrible barely-accredited Southern state schools, I always love a good UF story. And thankfully there are plenty. In order to graduate from UF all you need to...
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May 9, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Those who feel Scarlett Johansson has all the charisma of a bloody tampon were stunned at her self-awareness when she showed up to Monday night’s Met Gala dressed as just that. While her soccer-mom-clinically-addicted-to-Target-Dollar-Spot hair or seeming disregard...
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May 8, 2018 |
NSFW |
Sam Robeson|
Dakota Johnson might not have gotten a spoonful ice cream in her pussy in Fifty Shades: Freed, but she does show her Ben and her Jerry. Mena Suvari is still alive during a lez sex scene with Lena Hall...
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May 8, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
The same heckler who allegedly got the shit beaten out of him near the Met Gala by Cardi B's team (a story that I'm not writing up because I refuse to believe Cardi B is actually famous or a person)...
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