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Things That Are Random And Stupid: Chicago Comes Down With Selena Gomez Lupus

May 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well Selena, you crazy meth head ALLEGEDLY you. Ya did it. Selena Gomez’s lupus 2018 tour has officially convinced people that it’s not a fake disease celebs use to score prescription painkillers and cover up their tit jobs... READ MORE

Elisabeth Moss Kinda Sorta Maybe #MeToo-ed A Little

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  How does the song go – When you wish upon a #MeToo, makes no difference if you were actually #MeToo-ed. Ya I think that’s right, at least if you’re Elisabeth Moss, who opens up to Marie Claire about... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Stormy Daniels Squirting On Stage While Stripping (VIDEO)

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show... READ MORE

Georgina Chapman – Harvey Weinstein Was A Rape Husband, I Mean A Great Husband

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Harvey Weinstein’s ex-wife Georgina Chapman planned her #IDidn’tKnow! redemption tour rather strategically by prefacing her new Vogue interview by probably blackmailing Scarlett Johansson into wearing a dress created by Chapman’s clothing brand Marchesa to Monday’s Met Gala. Chapman... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Says Our Lives Are Equal To Or Greater Than Lives Of Glamorous Celebs

May 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

HEY WORLD THAT GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLE YOU SEE PORTRAYED BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM DON'T BE FOOLED THINKING THEIR LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOUR I CAN PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT! READ MORE

Real Housewife Luann de Lesseps A Real Alcoholic?

May 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We don't really cover Real Housewives crap on here because it's a can of worms that I believe need to freed into the wild or just put out of their misery, but when an old dried up fake royal beats... READ MORE

Black University Of Florida Students Wrestled Off Graduation Stage

May 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As someone who graduated from one of the University of Florida's rival horrible barely-accredited Southern state schools, I always love a good UF story. And thankfully there are plenty. In order to graduate from UF all you need to... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Defends Wearing Weinstein’s Wife’s Ugly Bloody Tampon Dress

May 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Those who feel Scarlett Johansson has all the charisma of a bloody tampon were stunned at her self-awareness when she showed up to Monday night’s Met Gala dressed as just that. While her soccer-mom-clinically-addicted-to-Target-Dollar-Spot hair or seeming disregard... READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A To Watch Out For

May 8, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Dakota Johnson might not have gotten a spoonful ice cream in her pussy in Fifty Shades: Freed, but she does show her Ben and her Jerry. Mena Suvari is still alive during a lez sex scene with Lena Hall... READ MORE

Paris Jackson – The B*tch Is Black

May 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The same heckler who allegedly got the shit beaten out of him near the Met Gala by Cardi B's team (a story that I'm not writing up because I refuse to believe Cardi B is actually famous or a person)... READ MORE

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