No one with a shred of dignity could live with themselves after checking out at the store with a DVD or Blu-ray, so skip the humiliation of being a sad lonely loser by checking out the new tits... READ MORE

People are saddling up to the fentanyl you can eat buffet in record numbers and a bunch of them are dying. Basically, according to Buzzfeed News, the "in" thing in the East Coast is to lace cocaine with fentanyl.... READ MORE

First off, I would just like to thank the fake media for not bringing any attention to this fame-whore pic from Rose McGowan and apologize to anyone just seeing it for the first time. McGowan's bag of tricks is officially... READ MORE

The Kardashians con suicidal Tumblr girls, trans women, and Italians into buying makeup and herbal tea laxatives and then flaunt their earnings by Instagramming vacations that seem opulent yet generic and obtainable for a mid-tier porn star. There's yachts and... READ MORE

Graham is asking us to check our h8 at the door for her latest ad campaign for her gross swimsuit line by using untouched pictures of her body to tell people that it's okay to be horrifying to look... READ MORE

Beep boop bop boop slut. We've spent way too much time away from Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid, who seems to be getting more and more lifelike by the minute. I think I saw her sucking off a dude on... READ MORE

  Harold & Kumar delivers a vag burger with a side of tits and Trailer Park Boys: The Movie features huge boobs with just the tiniest nips on Netflix. On Amazon Prime pre-chop job Angelina Jolie tits star in Foxfire... READ MORE

In a move that was foreshadowed by the lyrics to his song Gold Digger, gay rapper Kanye West has flippantly admitted to getting the lard sucked out of his fat man tits - a procedure that led to his... READ MORE

Bella "AIDS Under A Microscope" Thorne is really the only cracked out diseased whore who matters these days, and even though we've come to expect great things from the botched starlet, she has really outdone herself with what appears... READ MORE

Younger generations might know AVN award-winning porn producer Bernardo Bertolucci for bringing Eva Green’s off-white dinner plates to the big screen in The Dreamers, but older cinemaphiles know him as the man who watched over Marlon Brando (old ugly fat... READ MORE