Kirsten Dunst, Rashida Jones Porn Stars For Calvin Klein (VIDEO)

April 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kirsten Dunst and Rashida Jones are the unlikely but welcomed pairing in the new Calvin Klein Underwear ad shot by Sofia Coppola. Dunst is as fuckable as ever. Coppola sexed up Dunst in The Virgin Suicides. Dunst then flashed some... READ MORE

Julia Roberts ‘Most Beautiful Woman’ For Record Fifth Time

April 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Julia Roberts has been named the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine for a record fifth time. This is the same publication that claims Mama June is a size four and Katy Perry and Russell Brand couldn't be... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Butch Like Bruce

April 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner opens up about her life in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The magazine knows that Jenner is a walking and talking Ambien pill. They buttress tidbits such as the struggles of owning a robin’s egg-blue car... READ MORE

‘Survivor’ Jeff Varner Loses Day Job After Outing Trans Tribe Mate

April 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jeff Varner made headlines last week for outing his trans fellow Survivor: Game Changers contestant, Zeke Smith. The real estate company Varner worked for has officially canned his ass. 

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Prince Search Warrant Reveals Pills Everywhere

April 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Minnesota police have released the search warrant issued after Prince’s death on April 21st, 2016. His passing is still considered to be an accidental overdose of the painkiller Fentanyl. The singer’s Paisley Park home was found to contain... READ MORE

Jenna Elfman Reddit AMA Scientology Disaster

April 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Scientologist Jenna Elfman made the mistake of thinking Reddit users give a fuck about her ABC series Imaginary Mary. The former celebrity was trolled hard during an AMA or “Ask Me Anything” by Redditors wanting to know what fucking... READ MORE

Kathy Griffin Bare Naked Validation

April 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fans of Kathy Griffin fall into two categories: gay or Kathy Griffin. The 56-year-old comedian took the Lady Gaga route by pandering her shtick to a subset of people with limited options.

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In Death, There Is Cash Money (Sounds Cooler in Latin)

April 13, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Spike TV is releasing a Heath Ledger documentary on May 17th. I Am Heath Ledger uses behind-the-scenes footage of the actor taken years before his multiple meds cocktail overdose in 2008. This will serve as “Ledger’s final gift to... READ MORE

Pink Milk Bags On Instagram

April 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Pink shared a breastfeeding picture on Instagram. The 37-year-old is an advocate for public milking. Older moms with social media followings are the only ones who give a shit about public breastfeeding.

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Heidi Montag With Child

April 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would eat a litter of puppies if they thought it would land them a sentence in Parade Magazine. Instead, they’re having a kid.

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