Justin Bieber Slipping

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos. In case you haven’t been... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Demi Lovato Cellu-Lit

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Demi Lovato’s struggle with being the body positive thick n’ juicy celebrity to beat is over now that she’s finally achieved the unsightly weight she always dreamed of. In February Lovato was slammed by h8ers for being a... READ MORE

H8er Lorde Slammed For Posting Whitney Houston Bathtub Pic

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  While attending summer day camp at YMCA with my fellow dirty white trash Appalachian hill children, I innocently showed a girl some scratch I got on my middle finger. While doing so I extended the finger beyond my other... READ MORE

Heidi Montag Died For Ten Seconds And Other Fairly Stupid Tales

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  One-word magazines that think they’re above the garbage they are love a good celeb redemption angle to work over their faux-intellectual readers. You thought Kim Kardashian was just a slut? Well think again. Just open the latest Hush... READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

April 5, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  You’re probably paying for a bunch of art doofus right now that you don’t even know about. Get your return on your investment in Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime by checking out Rooney Mara in Una, a bunch of... READ MORE

Marc Jacobs – Chipotle Trash Can Adjacent Wedding Proposals So Hot Right Now

April 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Imagine that you're famous, rich, and presumably are known for your style. How do you go about proposing to someone in a way that will not only be romantic, but also resonate with your fans and be emblematic of... READ MORE

Things That Are Sad: Blac Chyna Loses Stroller Endorsement After Six Flags Meltdown

April 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Six Flags has always been a great place to go if you want to be surrounded by people covered in tattoos who look like they just got out of federal prison. It’s also probably the best spot to go... READ MORE

Did Chris Pine Get Plastic Surgery? Is Chris Pine Wearing A Wig? Is Chris Pine A Botched Mess?

April 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Remember how I told you guys that the only reason websites phrase headlines as questions is for shameless SEO purposes? Well look at me now mom. Now I’m bound to get us with the top five-hundred-thousand searches when... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Candice Swanepoel Five-Thousand Months Pregnant In Bikini

April 4, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s Ventriloquist Offers Trump Legal Advice

April 4, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Believing that Lindsay Lohan has the wherewithal to be funny is like gathering around a Furby and waiting for a gut-busting standup routine. But people seem to have faith in the resilience of the human spirit – and... READ MORE