They always say that the best profession for avoiding personal judgment is cheerleading – especially for NFL viewers hoping to add a vag lip slip to their spank banks. At least this is why Cheerleader for Christ Kristan... READ MORE

  Katharine McPhee truly redefines what it means to be a nobody, and yet by the grace of God she’s managed to always have some Z-list project to pimp. God, however, wasn’t present when McPhee went under for her... READ MORE

Ariel Winter feels very 2016, and since any girl with back rolls and daddy issues can become a body-positive social media sensation, I'm just not sure we're going to have room in our lives for Winter unless she releases... READ MORE

  Things were never great for Kim Zolciak’s face – especially there towards the end – but now it’s finally apparently exploded all over the place and died. The ninety-five-year-old Real Housewife star was recently called out by Marlon... READ MORE

This is a huge day for celebritydom, because the one and only social media star and overall media mogul herself, Jamie Lynn Spears, has given birth. In related news, some cow queefed out a calf in Cleveland. But back... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian's choice in men who are either coke heads or serial cheaters is just the buzz-worthy boost her career needed, and now she's all set to eclipse her brothel mates as the grossest of them all. But not... READ MORE

AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne is the only useless piece of shit that matters in this world, and thanks to a new video from Vogue, we know that I'm not the only one who sees the magic in this... READ MORE

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  The thing that narcissistic talentless celebrity-offspring Instagram models don’t understand is that the retro stylings they emulate were created by people who were actually anorexic heroin-addicted whores. Sure their looks were cultivated too, but when you see a fifty-pound Fiona... READ MORE

  Get the most out of the streaming services that are draining years from your life by checking out these tits and asses. Stacy Martin, Guenda Goria, Catrinel Marlon, and Sabrina La Torre strip down for Tale of Tales and Laura... READ MORE