Gal Gadot Hates America

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Gal Gadot is about as charming as Natalie Portman's role in Black Swan as played by a skin tag during her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The thirty-two-year-old Israeli and Mr. Tears Of A Clown cover everything from her... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea Fake Butt Cheeks In Time For Halloween

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you ever lifted up a cushion from your couch to eye that linty but still good fallen Gardetto and thought "While it's in my hand, what if I just went ahead and stapled this cushion to my ass?"... READ MORE

370-Pound Man Sues Six Flags For Pool Masturbation Allegations

October 4, 2017 | WTF | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amusement parks are the end all be all place to teach your kids that shit gets real out there, and nothing is more real than a 370-pound man jerking his innie in a wave pool in front of his daughter. Allegedly. According... READ MORE

Jamie Lee Curtis Struggling

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former pop star Katy Perry has been toying with various looks since coming out as the wokest in all the land for her Witness album blowout, and these pics from the set of Wednesday's Good Morning America reveal that she settled... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Las Vegas Jackpot

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Business savvy bowl of expired plain yogurt Taylor Swift would capitalize on a national tragedy if she could. And, she basically has. While some people waited in line for hours to donate blood to victims of Monday's horrific Las... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Feminist Under Tit For “Narcissistic Career”

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato will pretty much adopt any cause that she reads about in a Buzzfeed listicle, and today that cause is dec under tit in a "feminist" crop top. From the Forever 21 "Woke Slut" collection. This is what... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Not Retouched, Not Perfect, Get Used To It

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of... READ MORE

Khloé Kardashian “Chubby And Tall” In Revenge Body Trailer

September 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Khloé Kardashian gets serious about her fat body in the new emotional trailer for the upcoming second season of her E! series, Revenge Body. Where she gets revenge by showing us her body. No. The show follows tragic nobodies willing... READ MORE