April 9, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
In the year 2018 cartoon characters can no longer have accents and all sex is indeed rape, so it’s nice to hop on the PC time machine every once in a while to remember that shit that came...
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April 9, 2018 |
News |
Sam Robeson|
#TheSimpsons completely toothless response to @harikondabolu #TheProblemWithApu about the racist character Apu: “Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect… What can you do?” pic.twitter.com/Bj7qE2FXWN — Soham (@soham_burger) April 9, 2018 In a...
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April 8, 2018 |
NSFW |
Sam Robeson|
Apparently the new comedy Blockers feature’s Gary Cole’s penis, and considering it stars a bunch of young girls, I’m excited to see how the two meet. But Gina Gershon shows tittage in the same flick, and she also went nude...
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April 7, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
This is another long as hell Blind Item, so if you think you’re above sleuthing the married actor pollinating men with his A-list HIV, move right along. After conferring with my co-worker, we came up with these guys who tick all...
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April 6, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos. In case you haven’t been...
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April 6, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Demi Lovato’s struggle with being the body positive thick n’ juicy celebrity to beat is over now that she’s finally achieved the unsightly weight she always dreamed of. In February Lovato was slammed by h8ers for being a...
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April 6, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
While attending summer day camp at YMCA with my fellow dirty white trash Appalachian hill children, I innocently showed a girl some scratch I got on my middle finger. While doing so I extended the finger beyond my other...
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April 6, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
One-word magazines that think they’re above the garbage they are love a good celeb redemption angle to work over their faux-intellectual readers. You thought Kim Kardashian was just a slut? Well think again. Just open the latest Hush...
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April 5, 2018 |
NSFW |
Sam Robeson|
You’re probably paying for a bunch of art doofus right now that you don’t even know about. Get your return on your investment in Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime by checking out Rooney Mara in Una, a bunch of...
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April 5, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Imagine that you're famous, rich, and presumably are known for your style. How do you go about proposing to someone in a way that will not only be romantic, but also resonate with your fans and be emblematic of...
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