Six Flags has always been a great place to go if you want to be surrounded by people covered in tattoos who look like they just got out of federal prison. It’s also probably the best spot to go... READ MORE

  Remember how I told you guys that the only reason websites phrase headlines as questions is for shameless SEO purposes? Well look at me now mom. Now I’m bound to get us with the top five-hundred-thousand searches when... READ MORE

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

  Believing that Lindsay Lohan has the wherewithal to be funny is like gathering around a Furby and waiting for a gut-busting standup routine. But people seem to have faith in the resilience of the human spirit – and... READ MORE

  Back in my day when celebrities needed to step out of the limelight for a stint in rehab or recovery after getting big new fake tits, they called it “celebrity exhaustion.” Now people are calling it “lupus.” Kids... READ MORE

  First off, the idea that any model in her fifties is ageless is a total fallacy conspired on by the Botox corporation and the liberal media, and I won’t have it. You can’t recreate youth, and one of... READ MORE

  Is there anything sadder than seeing a woman with a cart full of frozen dinners and cat food buy a Blu-ray from a display in a check out lane at Target? No there’s not. But if she looked... READ MORE

Every couple of years a brave celebrity comes forward to remind people that men can have depression too. Of course we can. I’ve had to watch Tara Reid shrivel into a sea monkey over the past decade. You don’t... READ MORE

In case you haven’t heard, the US will soon be presented with the enticing opportunity to take in a ragtag team of diseased poor migrants from countries most recognizable on the tags of Old Navy shirts. The “caravan” of... READ MORE

  A sad skanky version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s iconic “conscious uncoupling” from adult contemporary singer Chris Martin is upon us now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan have called it quits after nine years of marriage. Is this a... READ MORE