As a Chicagoan I disagree with media coverage that portrays us as Mad Max, but I absolutely agree with any coverage that portrays us as people who think about food 24/7. This Saturday our local ABC station accidentally identified... READ MORE

Danielle Herrington is the third black model ever to cover Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is a damn shame considering Chrissy Teigen graced the cover in 2014. Wasn’t there anyone else in the world? I mean Oprah would have... READ MORE

Purchased bot followers everywhere are rejoicing now that their queen Kylie Jenner is finally back on Instagram after she took a hiatus to focus on the antichrist stewing in her ovaries. But it’s probably going to be a while... READ MORE

Fake news. Fake news fake news fake news. Kim Kardashian can’t read. After an afternoon of grazing in a field of penises and laxatives, the most majestic centaur around saddled up to her supposed “inaugural book club meeting” to... READ MORE

Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult... READ MORE

Now is a really good time to write about dumb shit going on in the world because things seem especially dumb and especially shit, and speaking of, today we’re going to look at Omarosa Manigault’s tit. This is a woman... READ MORE

Whatever you do in life please do not think that Alexandra Daddario’s DD rack looked motorboat-able in her Time’s Up finest at the 2018 Golden Globes. That would be seriously messed up and would set us back four-thousand-years. But while... READ MORE

An old and overweight woman once told me that a person can never be too young, too thin, or too rich, to which I said “At what point did life take a dump on you” and to which I... READ MORE

Okay already you’re hired. It’s been a while since we checked in on Ariel Winter, probably because once we got to know her mom Crystal we knew that Ariel wasn’t even the best Winter. But this whole time Ariel... READ MORE

Like a virgin, touched for the very first tine. Well it’s Saturday, and along with your cup of coffee, the wise ancient queen of pop Madonna is here to give you the jolt you need with this bizarre Instagram video.... READ MORE