I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Watch the trailer for “size six” Amy Schumer’s new flick I Feel Pretty and let us know in the comments how much you’ve grown as a person since absorbing her wisdom and humor. And... READ MORE

Kate Upton rocked half-empty Ohio malls everywhere when she came out with explosive sexual harassment allegations against Guess co-founder and current creative director Paul Marciano. The mastermind behind the official brand for Toledo sex parties hosted by overweight 30-something... READ MORE

We just received breaking news that the Winter Olympics are still a thing and that in record time this year’s event is already tragic stupid and boring. Today marked the opening ceremony of the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics on the... READ MORE

Rose McGowan’s ex-manager Jill Messick has committed suicide, and while her act undoubtedly is the culmination of years of battling documented depression, confirmed in a statement by her family, the straw that broke the camel’s back was McGowan’s very... READ MORE

PETA was put on this earth after God realized he needed a home for wayward ex-hookers to show off their fake tits for a fake cause. The organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has previously harnessed the... READ MORE

Katy Perry is once again shooting herself in her woke foot, challenging her own brand of enlightenment with motivational one-liners not unfit for a Cialis ad in her new interview with Glamour Magazine. We all bared Witness to Perry’s... READ MORE

Now that a post-pregnancy Kylie Jenner is held up undergoing enough cosmetic body reshaping procedures to make Frankenstein look like he has a natural glow, her sister Beast Kardashian is able to fully step into the pregnant reality ho... READ MORE

"He didn’t rape a thirteen-year-old. It was statutory rape...he had sex with a minor. That’s not rape." READ MORE

This past weekend marked the debut of one of the most vag-filled shows in recent years, Netflix’s sci-fi porn Altered Carbon, which brings full nudity from Martha Higareda, Dichen Lachman, and Hannah Rose May. It’s nice to see Netflix sticking... READ MORE

Fans of twelve-page publications covering news that happened a week ago are really bummed this week, as word of Newsweek’s corruption and downfall-in-the-making is spreading like wildfire across the Internet. I’ll surely miss seeing the ancient man next to... READ MORE