it’s all the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated pictures so far

February 12, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend it was learned that Kate Upton would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for the second year in a row after a cellphone copy of the cover showed up online. But now... READ MORE

Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie

February 8, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell... READ MORE

poor Sophie Turner :(

January 28, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I... READ MORE

Aida Yespica is incredible, needs to grow up

January 23, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,... READ MORE

doing a sex scene with Lindsay is awful and tedious

January 18, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the... READ MORE

Nabilla Benattia is a mystery

January 16, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

All the picture agency said is that Nabilla Benattia is a French reality star who was filming her show on Miami beach yesterday. Intrigued to learn more, I went on wiki and it said she’s an interstellar cloud of... READ MORE

Kate Upton mocked her ex on twitter

January 9, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton and Mark Sanchez only dated for about 20 minutes, and that was almost a year ago, but that didn’t stop her from mocking him on twitter last night during the BCS Championship game because women are black... READ MORE

Jessica Alba in a bikini, before and after having a baby

January 4, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

That first picture of Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini in Miami is from 2007, you see it all the time, it’s one of the most famous pictures on the internet and has more sentimental value to me... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston wore a bikini in Mexico, cannot hide

December 28, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston and her annoyingly ripped out boyfriend Justin Theroux spent Christmas in Mexico, and helped show the real potential for those little ar drones; pictures of celebrity box. (image source = fame/flynet. splash) READ MORE

I’d hit it

December 21, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

I’m joking of course. Rihanna is weird looking and has an awful body, so I wouldn’t actually have sex with her. The headline was just a funny play on words. Domestic violence lol! (image source of rihanna in a... READ MORE