Now You: Beach Or Mountains

November 11, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now’s the time of the year when those of us not getting smoked out of our mansions in sunny SoCal start daydreaming about escaping the cold weather. I love going to the beach, and I also love going to... READ MORE

Today We Remember Elizabeth Hurley’s Sanity

November 6, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   Ninja Halloween Maldives style @elizabethhurleybeach @milaidhoo #davinaonepiece A post shared by Elizabeth Hurley (@elizabethhurley1) on Oct 31, 2018 at 11:21pm PDT   Old age and a level of hotness that continues to... READ MORE

Yeezy Model And Hooker Shannade Clermont Facing 20 Years In Prison For Stealing From Overdosed John

November 2, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Remember, no debit cards on hand when banging klepto hookers on Fentanyl. Lesson of the day. READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Picks A Wedgie Out Of Her Big Taint

October 26, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Not to send you into a hypersexual overdrive leading up to the whoriest weekend of the year (you’re going to need to save those juices for Bella Thorne’s Instagram) but we’ve got pics of Farrah Abraham picking a wedging... READ MORE

Who’d You Rather: Selena Gomez Or Ariana Grande

October 24, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande and Whorea The Explorer Selena Gomez are both united in the facts that they are each huge on social media, chart-topping singers, hot, emotionally screwed, and have been balls-deep dicked by skeezy dong. The... READ MORE

Who’d You Rather: Kylie Jenner Or Kim Kardashian. And Don’t You Look Away

October 17, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Many of you are going to think you’re above choosing either Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian for this Who’d You Rather for the botched ages. And guess what. You probably are. But if you read this blog then I... READ MORE

Who’d You Rather: Kate Beckinsale Or Her Daughter Lily Mo Sheen

September 24, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A Who'd You Rather between a MILF and her sexed-up teen offspring. Motherhood really is a gift. READ MORE

Who’d You Rather: Jennifer Lopez Or Elizabeth Hurley

September 17, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Hurley are each a thousand-years-old, and a thousand-year-old things are gross. Yet here we are. Looking at two thousand-year-old's very ungross bodies. Hurley transitioned into horned up desperate MILFhood quite seamlessly, and has all but cornered the market... READ MORE

The Britney Spears Fitness Regimen Works

September 12, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

...The way to cheat the system is to have a psychotic break in adulthood that turns your brain into applesauce, and then to have your freewill handed over to people who benefit monetarily from your ability to be fuckable. Is... READ MORE

Naomi Campbell And David Blaine Make A Gross Couple On A Yacht

August 22, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The legacy of attractive women getting with fat greasy fucks continues as Naomi Campbell and David Blaine appear to be an item, at least if you go by these pics of the duo cuddling on a yacht in St. Tropez... READ MORE