Would You Hit It: Sarah Hyland’s Either Hot Or Weird Bikini Bod

July 6, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sarah Hyland's face has been through so many iterations at the age of twenty-seven that it's almost like she's an Animorph and her secret identity is a turd, but that doesn't mean that she's altogether the worst thing to... READ MORE

Bella Hadid Almost There For Vogue Mexico

June 27, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid has been programmed by a team of specialists to make you horny, and yet even with all the tuneups (and nips and tucks) she still comes across as, oh IDK, a random... READ MORE

All My Children Actress Says Times Up For Gender Bias

June 20, 2018 | bikini | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I automatically assume if you’re a man that secretly watches soap operas you have other skeletons in your closet the same size of the dinosaurs on display at The Museum of Natural History. For everyone else not familiar with... READ MORE

Bella Thorne’s Proud Pubes

June 13, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Exposing pit hair is the fail proof way for a Z-list nobody talentless flea bag to garner pap attention, which is why it’s so confusing that A-list triple threat (she wrote those songs people) Bella Thorne has resorted... READ MORE

Kate Upton Shatters Glass Ceilings (And Zippers!) As Maxim’s #1

June 7, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Kate Upton looks hotter and pornier than ever in her photoshoot for Maxim’s Hot 100 issue, to the point that Guess creative director Paul Marciano is kicking himself for jumping the gun in sexually molesting her before her prime. Photographer... READ MORE

Would You Hit It? Icky Azalea’s Legitimately Disturbing Ass

June 6, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When deciding if you would in fact hit Icky Azalea's holes, pretend that you see her at a club, she says "wanna plow my gross body?" - like she's said to so many men before - and adds that... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham’s Ass Is Falling Off Beach Pics

May 7, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

@hotmiamistyles @tmz #Fiji A post shared by Farrah Abraham (@farrah__abraham) on May 6, 2018 at 5:12pm PDT   #TFW you’ve had so much hot glue shot into your ass that it begins to buckle under its own weight and... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Candice Swanepoel Five-Thousand Months Pregnant In Bikini

April 4, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

Kate Upton’s #MeToo Statement Keeps Us Guess-ing

February 1, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

First off, whenever I see one of these videos of the pap smears encircling celebrities like a strobing biblical plague I want for them all to personally experience about 3/4th of the outcomes of Black Mirror episodes, before I... READ MORE

Just FYI: Sexiest 50 Bikini Scenes Of All Time Ranked

July 28, 2017 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The bikini is the caveat of censorship. Our advertisers won't let us show tits and ass without relegating us to exclusively hawking dick pills and women who are in your area. But wedge a piece of fabric between a... READ MORE