Would You Hit It: Candice Swanepoel Five-Thousand Months Pregnant In Bikini

April 4, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

Kate Upton’s #MeToo Statement Keeps Us Guess-ing

February 1, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

First off, whenever I see one of these videos of the pap smears encircling celebrities like a strobing biblical plague I want for them all to personally experience about 3/4th of the outcomes of Black Mirror episodes, before I... READ MORE

Just FYI: Sexiest 50 Bikini Scenes Of All Time Ranked

July 28, 2017 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The bikini is the caveat of censorship. Our advertisers won't let us show tits and ass without relegating us to exclusively hawking dick pills and women who are in your area. But wedge a piece of fabric between a... READ MORE

Anastasia Ashley in A Bikini

January 26, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Surfing is considered a sport by many who surf. Also, guys who want to bang girls who surf. This is different than football or basketball which nobody calls a hobby and not merely because of the contract values. READ MORE

Australian Golfer Anna Rawson Seems Pretty Tight

January 6, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The threshold for female athletic accomplishments as a cheat to show off cheesecake photos is pretty low. Anna Kournikova made an entire early stage career out of the same simple standard. Her latter stage career is boning Enrique Iglesias. READ MORE

Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

January 5, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Doutzen Kroes is the first chick to ever marry a DJ and be happy. That comes from being a skinny model who takes home five million a year whether or not your husband has a real job. READ MORE

Jessica Alba in A Bikini

January 3, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba's new guise as concerned mom pushing chemical free household products that may or may not make your baby's genitals look like Aleppo is keeping her from showing off her tits as through most of her 20's. READ MORE

Hilary Duff in A Bikini

January 3, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff has split up with her personal trainer. Is fucking the person who motivates you at the gym a good idea? Depends on the results. For Rob Kardashian, not so much. He got a bastard baby with facial... READ MORE

Madison Beer in A Bikini

December 30, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's hard to believe Madison Beer is still seventeen. It seems like years ago now that she was discovered by Justin Bieber while he was masturbating to hot underaged girls on YouTube. READ MORE

Izabel Goulart in A Bikini

December 30, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hot models always say they find a man with a sense of humor to be super sexy, but as a rule they end up fucking German goalkeepers with six pack abs. Funny men with TV syndication millions the only... READ MORE