latest bikini posts
Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.
That was not a compliment, by the way.
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Kate Upton was on twitter about an hour ago, posting this preview picture and confirming that she’ll be in the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which goes on sale in about two weeks. She’s only 19 and her career is just beginning, but as you can see she has really big things in …
The Belfast Telegraph is reporting that some CEO said something about hunky-dory potato chips, and that was all I read because it sort of makes the ad campaign they’re still in trouble for topical again, and you can never have too many pictures of hot girls with big tits playing Irish rugby.
It’s …
Two years ago, Sobe tricked Ashley Greene into posing for pictures naked except for some paint, which is not the same thing as clothes at all, in any way. And it was great. Things took a step backwards with a new model last year, but in 2012 Sobe has come back strong …
It was time for some hot, boney-chestplate action! yesterday after Leann Rimes, her stolen husband, and her muscular girlfriend who looks like Lisa Kudrow if someone had just punched Lisa Kudrow in the face for a no doubt justified reason, all went in Hawaii.
One of the first things the girls did was …
Latin girls all look 35, no matter if they’re 35 or 45 or 15. They all have big tits and long shiny hair and too much makeup and it’s awesome. Like ‘Good Day LA’ anchor Lauren Sanchez, who spent the holidays in Mexico. This chick has 3 kids and she still …
Someone let JWoww design her own line of swimwear, and, as literally everyone who has ever heard of JWoww would have guessed, the result was animal prints on a bikini even sluttier than regular bikinis.
Her line uses a unique fabrication that lets women remove their bikini straps without the rest of the …
December is an underrated time of year for bikini pictures because that’s when a lot of rich people go on hedonistic vacations. Like Stephanie Seymour, who is in St. Barts (as she was last year). Seeing models in bikinis is becoming one of the better Christmas traditions. Unless you’re real religious, in which …
Pam Anderson is in Hawaii with her grabby new boyfriend Jon Rose, and just in case the phrase “Pam Anderson in a bikini” still conjures up good memories, you need to know that the banner picture was selectively chosen so as not to startle anyone. And that she’s 44 now, with two kids, …
The last time MTV was popular was back when they had shows like ‘Beavis and Butthead’ and ‘Punk’d’. And since they’ve already brought back ‘Beavis and Buthead’, try and guess what some executive is getting paid millions to do now.
Entertainment Weekly says…
After months of rumors, MTV is officially …
So, was Aida Yespica on Miami beach again yesterday, in a bikini, like she has been for like the past 2 weeks? Of course she was. Where else would she be. It’s not like models actually do anything. That’s why I got out of swimwear modeling, it was just too …
It’s easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot.
”I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel …
AnnaLynne McCord filmed some hot tub scenes for ‘90210’ yesterday, at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey from the looks of it, which is noteworthy because it’s December. The only thing worse than being cold is being cold and wet, and the only thing worse than that is being cold and wet and …
I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah, obviously, that’s why I wear it, but that doesn’t give them the right …
I’m a big fan of stealing shit off the internet, because I’m poor financially but rich in a sense of entitlement, but Louis CK is selling his latest special, ‘Live at the Beacon Theater’, on his website for just 5 dollars. And it’s a real special, filmed 4 weeks ago in New York, …
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a playdate in Los Cabos, Mexico, on Wednesday, with Selena hanging out in a sexy bikini, and Justin occasionally remembering that he’s supposed to be straight. She even stretched across him a few times, maybe trying to tease him, but it didn’t work because the only thing …
Aida Yespica is a model from Venezuela who lives in Italy, and Claudia Galanti is a model from Paraguay who lives in Italy, and I’m already hopelessly confused but don’t care because there’s been almost no tits on the page lately and that is a heartbreaking outrage. Luckily Aida and Claudia were in …
Lauren Brant was on a beach in Queensland yesterday, and she’s only here because she looks good in a bikini, but she’s famous because she’s on a TV show called ‘Hi-5′. It’s an Australian kids show. So apparently this is what the girls on children’s programming in Australia look like. It …
Cindy Crawford, who turns 46 in February, spent Thanksgiving on the beach in Los Cabos with her husband Rande Gerber and their 10 year old daughter Kaia, and to be honest I’m a little disappointed in how she looks in a bikini. I would probably still have sex with her but I wish …
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things we’re thankful for. One good answer would be Shay Maria. Because she’s really pretty and has big tits and wears bikinis …
Jessica Sutta, who used to be in the Pussycat Dolls and will release a solo album in May, was in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday, and it was even better than the last time she was in a bikini on Miami Beach. Then again I love girls with red hair and big …
God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it when I tell you that Christmas is on a Tuesday next …
Those Britney bikini pics reminded me that Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too; almost all weekend, at some hotel in Miami. And at one point she bent over for a second and now we can all look down her top. I guess that’s why she did it. I guess this …
Britney Spears is down in Rio this week for her Femme Fatale tour, but today she’s at her hotel with her boyfriend and mom and two kids. In fact she’s out by the pool. In this tiny, bright green bikini. If I were her dad I’d show these to the judge who gave him …





























