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‘Dancing With The Stars’ um, dancing … uh star Karina Smirnoff was on the Turks and Caicos islands this weekend with her boyfriend, Brad Penny, who is a pitcher for the St Louis Cardinals. That must be why he brought his ball and glove, and made her throw some on the beach in …

THE HURT LOCKER - was (rightfully) named the best picture of the year by the Producers Guild of America this weekend, giving it some momentum heading toward the Academy Awards. Unfortunately it’s only made $12M so far. They should have called it “The Hurt Romantic Vampire”. (variety)
AVATAR - will become …

Leonardo DiCaprio (picture not found) will be on hand to help raise money for tonight’s Hope for Haiti Now telethon, and even though it won’t begin until 8pm on the east coast, it’s working already. They just made another million. MTV says…

NBC - doesn’t mind paying Conan O’Brien and his staff between 30 and 40 million as severance because it feels it can make 40M in profit the first year Leno comes back. This despite the fact that Lenos numbers dropped every year since 2005, and NBC only made 25M during his final year …

You probably know who Amanda Holden is even if you don’t recognize her name, because she’s that hot ass judge on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ that everyone saw on the clips of Susan Boyle and the little girl singing ‘Over The Rainbow’ and so on and so on. But today she was down on …

Whitney Port of the MTV shows “The Hills” and “The City” begged for attention yesterday in Miami, and she’s lucky it’s January or else she never would have made the cut. The only reason she won the bikini contest is because no one else entered. All these MTV girls are so plain …

TIGER WOODS - is donating $3M in medical care and supplies to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti, and he may give even more to a similar charity run by Wyclef Jean. In a related story, I got a new cashmere blanket and slept like a little angel last night. …

Carrie Prejean is in Hawaii today with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, and when they were frolicking in the water he was so busy picking through her hair the same way monkeys do, he didn’t seem to notice that most of her right breast was exposed. Her fans are gonna be so disappointed. …

Javier Bardem took time off from starring as Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Raul Julia Story to go to Brazil and have Penelope Cruz stick a finger up his ass. And good for him. That’s what life is all about. The last thing you want is to be on your death …

(NOTE - I started to put up a picture of Jay leno, then I realized what i was doing and stopped. Instead, it’s internet superstar Shay Maria and her spectacular rack.)
People don’t generally stop being jackasses overnight, so it’s hard to believe that Jay Leno magically has some integrity and decency now, …

MARK WAHLBERG - and his wife welcomed their fourth child last night. No one gave a shit the first three times either. (wonderwall)
CHANNING TATUM - burned his penis while filming a movie in a river in Scotland. To keep warm, a member of the crew would boil water, dilute it with …

AVATAR - made another $48.5 million this weekend to bring it’s worldwide total to $1.34 billion, second all time only to ‘Titanic’ which made 1.84. Both movies of course we’re directed by James Cameron and released by 20th Century Fox. They should give him something nice, like an iTunes gift card or …

These may look like pictures you saw on Friday, the ones of Ashley Greene naked except for body paint, but they’re not. They’re all new. I don’t know who first thought up having only a thin layer of paint separating me from a sexy model and her tits, but that that person …

Victoria Silvstedt has been in St Barths all week, and now that we know she’s a professional prostitute, I of course assume every guy she’s with is paying her for sex. Even lamer are the guys who seem to be randomly approaching her to talk. As if they can’t even get up …

I hope this won’t seem as if I’m trying to objectify her, but as I was cropping these pictures of Ashley Green naked except for body paint in an ad for Sobe, when I went to censor images of her breasts, I accidentally made closeups of her breasts. And then I accidentally saved …

It would have been a lot more interesting if the Mexican Super Mario (as seen above) was Rihannas new lover, and they were gettin it on during their vacation in Cabo, but I don’t think he’s the one. I think it’s that bo’d up black dude. He sort of looks like Chris …

Gwen Stefani is an important role model because she has a good body for a mom, but an even better role model would be a girl with a good body who doesn’t have any stupid kids. I don’t know if there’s been some kind of misunderstanding but the world has plenty of god …

Sienna Miller was still in Barbados this weekend, and if 2010 marks the end of “flipping off the paparazzi” and the beginning of “goatse the paparazzi”, this year is gonna have a lot of peaks and valleys.
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Apparently you were the only one on earth who wasn’t in a bikini on St Barths this weekend, because Gwen Stefani was there too. God knows why because she and her friends turned the beach into a day care, so the sexy relaxing day in paradise was no doubt interrupted 400 times a …

AVATAR - has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it’s only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months.  Weeks.  I don’t know, one of those two.  What am I, on trial here?  Leave me alone!  (los angeles times)
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - His girlfriend gave …

I have no idea when Hayden Panawhatever got breasts, but I don’t know why she’s with boxing heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko either. Or why he’s pawing all over her. There’s really not a single thing here that makes a lick of sense. These pictures must have been taken on What The …

Oh that’s weird. I saved a picture of Orlando Bloom walking around a yacht with no shirt on as the banner picture but instead my computer posted a picture of Miranda Kerrs ass. My computer must be homophobic. That’s the thing about machines, they can’t be taught to open their hearts.
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God only knows how she’s paying for it (blowjobs) but Lindsay rang in the new year in St Barths, and even though in the very first picture she looks like we would get arrested if we were walking around downtown together, she recovers quickly by showing her better than average ass, and later on …

Jason Statham used to date Kelly Brook of course, and he makes cool movies and he’s all ripped out and he spent this weekend on a beach and on a yacht in St. Barths with his hot ass girlfriend Alex Zosman, so if you were wondering if his life kicks ass, the answer is …