latest bikini posts
Britney Spears is down in Rio this week for her Femme Fatale tour, but today she’s at her hotel with her boyfriend and mom and two kids. In fact she’s out by the pool. In this tiny, bright green bikini. If I were her dad I’d show these to the judge who gave him …
When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that’s when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it’s Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. …
Vanessa Minnillo put on a bikini and went for a bike ride on Maui today, along with her husband Nick Lachey, who went shirtless to show off his sunken chest and intimidating barbed wire tat. Gulp. Look Mr. Lachey, I don’t want any trouble okay, please, just leave me and my friends …
Jennifer Nicole Lee is a fitness expert and by that I mean she lost 70 pounds after having two kids and now she looks like this. Like she did today on Miami beach. And now she gives advice. Legit advice. Not like when I took a course at the Handsome …
Bridget Marquardt from ‘Girls Next Door’ has a new line of Halloween costumes, but for some reason there are only pictures of these outfits made for everyday wear. There must have been some kind of mix up.
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UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today to finish up her 2012 calendar by taking pictures of her in and then not in a bikini. It’s a good thing only girls have boobs. If the sun had tits this fantastic I’d be blind after spending ages 12 through Now staring directly into …
Gwen Stefani spent yesterday on the beach in Malibu with her kids and husband Gavin Rossdale, and as always she managed to look sexy without being slutty, without wearing a thong or “accidentally” losing her top in the surf. In other words, I hate you Gwen Stefani. Booo, you suck, get outa …
The last time we saw 53-year-old Madonna with her 24-year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, it was mentioned that he reportedly gets along well with her kids. At the time I had no idea that her daughter Lourdes, who is 15 now, woke up one day with those awesome tits.
So now this relationship …
Reese Witherspoons well earned vacation (that was sarcasm by the way) in Kauai continued this weekend when she went surfing with her kids. At least I guess this is still called surfing. Does it have another name when there’s no waves and you’re in 6 inches of water? It’s more like …
Normally when there’s a big Hollywood star on the beach I’ll take one of the pictures and crop it real tight for the headline. That seemed counter productive this time because the pictures are of Reese Witherspoon in Kauai with her husband and two kids. Billionaire actresses who star in movies about …
Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder were on the beach in Kauai, Hawaii, yesterday, and the good news is that these are only pictures so you don’t have to listen to Julia cackle like a god damn hyena. The bad news is that her lumpy physique has been smushed into a bikini. …
Candice Swanepoel wore 4 different bikinis earlier today on the beach in St Barts for Victoria’s Secret, and then a lion jumped out and shot her. Nah, I made that last part up, but this shit was pretty boring so I tried to jazz it up a little.
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Since all LeAnn Rimes does these days is tweet pictures of herself in bikinis, Micoh swimwear decided they needed to get in on this action, so now they have her and her xylophoney breast plate on their website. And, yes, I know what every girl out there is thinking; “Oh, sure, this …
22-year-old Victorias Secret Angel Erin Heatherton is in St. Barths today to model bikinis for their new catalog. If this is any indication, it’s bound to have lots of new ideas for the next time you want to dress up a pencil and bring it to the beach.
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Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambosio has been on Maui for a few days now, and yesterday she spent the day at the beach with her 3-year-old daughter Anja, and she’s so unthinkably perfect that she’s even pretty while getting hit by a wave. If this were an ad for getting a pound of …
Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to fag off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an accountant.
Luckily, busty UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today because she …
Heidi Klum spent this morning with her husband Seal and their 4 kids on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, because yes, the whole god damn world has a yacht except for me and you apparently.
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That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words “selena gomez” and “bikini” and “naked” in a headline. I tried to work in “blowjob” too but I don’t have that much headline space. Someone needs to look into that. …
Jasmine Waltz had a bikini photo shoot on the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I really hope this is just some horrific make-up because when she jumped out of the tabloids and into my heart less than a year ago, she looked like Megan Fox.
Now, her ass still looks great but I …
Unlike Amy Winehouse, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville put on a pink bikini and quietly walked around the beach in Malibu, because she’s not a theatrical little cry baby. Fine Amy. Yeah, good, go do more drugs Amy, that’ll be fine, you don’t need help you know-it-all little …
I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her sex tape is maybe the hottest celebrity tape ever. Easily the …
Bar Refaeli spent another day in a bikini in Porto Cervo, Italy, with her new boyfriend David Fisher, and I don’t know much about that guy but word on the street is that he goes to children’s hospitals at night and masturbates on the kids. You hear that Bar! Little kids! …
AMY WINEHOUSE - will be buried tomorrow in a private funeral service in London. So for her sake I hope she’s actually dead. (abc news)
CAPTAIN AMERICA - won the weekend box office with $65.1 million, Harry Potter was second with $47.4M, and ‘Friends With No Strings’ was third with $18.6M. …
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have been in Europe on vacation all week, and earlier today, while off the coast of Portofinio, Italy, on a yacht bigger than the high school I went to, Catherine strutted around in a bikini and showed how good a 50-year-old can look when she has implants.
In …
