latest bikini posts
I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she looks all sassy. Miley, not the kid. Let’s just pretend for one …
America isn’t as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the handsomeness of our bloggers (*wink*). Even the other countries that are good have to put …
You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean by the beautiful topless girl in these pictures. In what may be a headline …
One time on Opie and Anthony, Patrice O’Neal said, “A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old.” And because that might be the most brilliant thing anyone anywhere has ever said ever, keep it in mind forever, but specifically when, oh hey look, it’s 43-year-old Cindy Crawford in LA today …
Are pictures of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini a big deal? If so that is so sad I don’t even wanna think about it. The picture source (mavrix) said why she was in Miami and I started to read what they said but then I realized it couldn’t possibly matter so I …
It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!!
These pics were taken just last year. This time, Carrie dropped her top for a professional photo shoot … another partially nude …
It’s weird when you find out these sexy Hollywood stars aren’t sexy at all and in fact look just like anyone else. Up until 10 minutes ago I would have sworn under penalty of death that “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester was a gorgeous piece of ass with an amazing body. But …
These new pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini are very much like the other pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini, except greener.
(image source = splash and mavrix)
Kelly Ripa went swimming this morning in Miami before filming “Live with Regis and Kelly” a few hours later, and I wish she hadn’t because her belly button is making me extremely uncomfortable. It sticks out so far it even casts a damn shadow. I think she’s hot but this is gonna be a …
This will fit in nicely with the Sex Symbols of Yesterday theme we’ve had lately because earlier today Victoria Principal filed a lawsuit against her maid, claiming the woman threatened her, kidnaped her dog, damaged her property and assaulted another maid. And that’s why Victoria pulled a gun on her. Wait what?
The maid, Maribel …
I wish I had been born as a tall sexy blond and then got big fake tits, because lounging around a pool in a bikini for a living looks like something I could do.
(who: Victoria Silvstedt. where: Marbella, Spain. when: 5-2-09. image source: Flynet)
Some things to take away from these pictures of Kelly Ripa yesterday, down in Miami with her hunky husband and their three kids, in town to film “Regis and Kelly Live.”
Picture 4 - Yeah, yeah you like that? You like rubbin it all over? Well I got some white stuff you can take on …
Uncomfortably attractive Disney star Selena Gomez went on her twitter earlier today and said her Blackberry (are you fucking kidding me) was stolen yesterday while filming a movie in Puerto Rico.
Make no mistake, there is zero chance of anything scandalous coming from this, but there were two bikini pictures on there that …
Kelly Brook spent the weekend n Barbados, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, reclaiming her title as the hottest girl on earth. But she’s not a very good swimmer. She’s clearly drowning in some of these pictures. Luckily I'm very brave, so I would dash into the water behind her …
"Quantum of Solace" star Olga Kurylenko poses naked – oh that’s right – naked for the … um … I have no idea, some version of Maxim. I have no idea what that is. It's some kind of demon language. But it's nice to see the Maxim editors over there are queers too, just …
Marisa Miller has the perfect female body, obviously. Skinny with long hair and a little ass and big tits. Really big. Like, even here in the ocean, you could do a water displacement test to measure them. And so it was obviously a momentous occasion yesterday in St Barts, while working on this years …
LINDSAY LOHAN - spent her first day out of rehab at the gym, and HOLY CRAP she looks terrible. She’s 24. She looks 44. She’s aging faster than the Emperor when Mace Windu attacked him. (wwtdd)
JUSTIN BIEBER - is on the cover of Vanity Fair this month, and his mom …
