latest bikini posts
Kristin Cavallari was doing whatever the hell it is she does yesterday, and if this was in fact for her job, she was wise to chose a profession that included wearing tiny shorts because she kicks ass at it. As a performer, you have to know what your strengths are. Kristins include …
No need to read that headline again. You read it right. Lindsay Lohan is a genius. It’s official. Her mom said so.
Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”
She said that, despite …
Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio signed autographs at a VS store in Miami yesterday, and OHMYFUCKINGGOD she’s just perfect. Every other women on earth looks like they’ve been struck down with a gypsy curse compared to her. Even other supermodels might as well have bony claws and one disproportionately big yellow eye. …
Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show ‘Girls Next Door’, the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living near you. I can’t go into …
I can’t always tell the difference between “British” and “Gay”, but despite all pants to the contrary, Russell Brand is apparently heterosexual and to prove it he’s having sex with Katy Perry. Although even gay guys probably appreciate her amazing tits, so really this proves nothing. They’ve been together all week at …
Kim Kardashian is in the South African version of FHM (wait what), but I accidentally uploaded a banner of Jamie Chung in Complex magazine, and those were way better because Jamie is way hotter so I kept it in. They’re both hot girls, but Jamie is a better version of a hot girl. …
MICHAEL VICK - will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be “serious and somber” and “revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring.” This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after they’re over, I sit …
Kristin Cavallari filmed some scenes for ‘the Hills’ yesterday in Malibu, and she’s cute, but only in a bikini, and even then not cute enough to ever sit through ‘the Hills’. MTV should get a different show, one that’s good, and then just have pictures of Kristin in the corner of the screen. …
Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons spent another day at the beach in Miami today, and while Julie is no Marissa Miller, she is a 5’10” blue-eyed blond Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model from Texas (aka - “the White Mans Prize”), so you definitely have to hand it to Russell Simmons.
With that in mind I asked …
Khloe Kardashian (image not available) somehow tricked LA Laker superstar Lamar Odom to run to the alter, but it turns out that only makes him partially dumb, because word is he is still working on his prenup and the marriage won’t be official until Khloe signs it.
He is adamant that all of his …
Yep, it sure is Kelly Bensimon! She was at the beach in Miami today and of course the paparazzi jumped at the chance to get some pictures. It’s not every day that you see Kelly Bensimon in a bikini, presumably. Are you surprised? I know I was surprised. If …
I feel tricked by these pictures of ’30 Rock’ star Katrina Bowden in Miami this weekend, because she looks amazing in thumbnails, but only “good” in actual pictures. So maybe don’t even open these pictures, and just enjoy the thumbnails. Or do open the pictures and then mush your face into …
Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she’s always been this way. And by “this way”, I mean, “awesome”. After the jump …
I’ve been saying for years that the best way to raise awareness for breast cancer is to show hot girls with big boobs, and if they’re wet well then that’s even better. And now Canadian MTV host Aliya-Jasmine Sovani has done just that in this ad to promote a breast cancer fundraiser.
She took a good …
Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk isn’t really known for anything in particular, and I really hope she doesn’t think that just flashing her breasts is gonna be enough to make her popular. And by that I mean, I’d very much like to see her vagina as well. Stop being so stuck up. …
Katy Perry helped out the band 3OH-something-something-I-have-no-idea and got all wet in a fountain for their new video. And while being in a band seems like a cool job, it’s not nearly as cool as the guy who answered the ad to fondle Katy Perrys huge breasts. I’m sure he’s gay (ungrateful bastard) …
The Megan Fox movie ‘Jennifers Body’ opens today, and it would seem someone has a lot to learn about marketing because these pictures of her in a cheer-leading outfit have only just been released (hq jump here). They should have been dumping copies of these out of planes like Allied propaganda during …
Lindsay Lohan is back in LA today after spending some time in New York, because she can do more damage if she moves around a lot. Yesterday she was in the news for acting like a brat after deciding she didn’t like her seat at fashion show (more here) and now she’s a …
Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let’s get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I’m very handsome so this doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I would …
JASMINE FIORE – model mayhem is terrific, but it might be time to take Jasmines profile down. Especially since her last post said “please shoot me”. I wasn’t even looking for this and found it, despite only browsing around for 10 minutes. Well, under an hour at least. 1 …
Over on her official website, Kim Kardashian posted some new bikini pics yesterday (full size and two more here and here and here) but she never said what they were for. Actually she probably did but I didn’t read that far because who cares. I got what I came for, and it probably …
Just a few weeks ago there were pictures (here) of Ben Affleck on the set of ‘the Town’ (and not ‘Valentines Day’ as I said then. Someone was nice enough to send me an email about it but I’m far too stuck up to edit my mistakes) with Blake Lively, and they did …
Sophie Monk is staying at a friend’s beach house this week, and yesterday she pranced around in a bikini for a little while. She’s hot but it’s not the same when you cant hear that sexy-as-fuck Australian accent. Also, all she did was kind of stand around. That’s why there’s only …
Jessica Simpson is in Brazil this week to film scenes for her VH1 show, ‘The Price of Beauty’. Jessica travels around the world and interviews women about what they go through to look good. Jessica doesn’t speak any of those other languages, and she’s endorsed around 50 different lines of beauty products, …
