latest bikini posts
English actress Katy Saunders spent the day at her hotels pool in Vietri sul Mare, Italy, today, and if you’re wondering why you’ve never heard of her, it’s because Cameron Diaz gets all the roles written for sexy young girls, and who could possibly argue with that.
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Big-titted teen modeling sensation Kate Upton (who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and is a Victorias Secret Angel yet only turned 19 on June 10th) was in Miami this weekend for the “swim” portion of Mercedes Benz fashion week, specifically to promote her new line of bikinis with Beach Bunny, including …
‘90210′ was in Westwood yesterday filming scenes on the campus of UCLA, and here we see star AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini getting hit with raw eggs and water ballons. Presumably this was unrelated to the show, and was just done spontaneously by people who had watched ‘90210′.
NOTE: though normally very attractive, she …
Kelly Brook was back in a bikini in Ischia, Italy, today, and if she and I ever have sex I really hope her idea of foreplay is my head between her tits for 30 minutes as I make funny sounds. Because that’s what’s gonna happen.
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Kelly Brook (who you might remember suffered a miscarriage just 2 months ago) looked absolutely fantastic earlier today when she went swimming in Ischia, Italy, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that a piece of food fell out of my mouth when I saw her tits in a bikini. I’m …
Yesterday, 42-year-old supermodel Helena Christensen showed that she still looks pretty great in a bikini (from the neck down) but the only pictures available at the time left lots of haunting questions, such as…
1. We saw her getting out of the water, but how did she get there?
2. Did she ever open …
Helena Cristensen was part of the wave of models who helped invent the term “supermodel”, and even though she’s 42 now, she’s in Aosta, Italy, today in a bikini and her body still looks terrific. I almost said she looks better than most models half her age, but then I remembered that I …
Victorias Secret supermodel Jessica Stam is in Berlin this week for the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, and also to tease German boys with what German girls would have looked like if Hitler had won. At first I thought her dress was gonna be see-thru and I’d be able to see her boobs, but …
Eva Longoria spent the 4th of July in Marbella, Spain, in a white bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (she’s 36 and he’s 25, btw). He’s Penelope Cruz’s little brother. He also seems a little dense. At one point Eva bent over with her legs straight and practically …
The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn’t nearly as big as she …
Megan Fox was in Hawaii this weekend, and spent most of it with her perfect body in a bikini on a beach with her husband, who’s name I can’t rememberer and didn’t look up. Besides if I were to name him it would establish a evidence trail leading back to me as I …
Despite all evidence to the contrary, Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 60 pounds while doing ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and now says she has a 22-inch waist. Just like Megan Fox. That’s Fox on the left in the headline btw, and Alley is on the right, in case you thought you …
As the end result of all this, which, among many many many other crimes, includes kidnapping three people after car-jacking their SUV and driving it 100mph down PCH while drunk and high on cocaine to chase down her ex-assistant who was terrified and thought she was going to die, Lindsay Lohan is under house …
Lady Gaga wore more of her typical crazy crap last night in New York at the CFDA Fashion Awards, and if you’re thinking that her dress must have been a feat of engineering to stay in place and cover her breasts all night, it wasn’t and it didn’t. In fact at one point …
Adrianne Curry went on her twitter this weekend and did what she does best; post fantastic bikini pictures. It’s a real badge of honor for “Americas Next Top Model”, a show that has yet to produce anything resembling a “top” model. Adrianne won season 1 eight years ago and even though she’s …
Billy Bob Thorton has four kids with three women, and all those names must get confusing so he hasn’t spoken to his oldest child Amanda Brumfield in a really long time (he had her in 1979 with his first wife Melissa Gatlin, whom he was married to from 1978 to 1980).
Long story short, …
Earlier tonight, pictures surfaced showing a girl with long blond hair and a perfect body, naked, taking pictures of herself in a mirror with a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Awesome, right? But awesome gets awesomer because the girl in the pictures is reportedly ‘Gossip Girl’ star/hot piece of ass …
British actress Sasha Jackson isn’t a big star in Hollywood yet, but she’s really skinny with big breasts and that sexy accent so I feel like she should be. It’s not like acting is hard for Christs sake. Someone thinks up some words for you to say, and then you say them. …
‘Vampire Diaries’ star Nina Dobrev is in the new issue of ‘Seventeen Fitness’ magazine, and HOLY SHIT is there really a magazine about flexible teen girls in bikinis and cheerleading shorts? Jesus Christ. I would charge $300 an issue if I ran that magazine. It might as well be called ‘Jailbait’ …
Lindsay Lohan went swimming on Miami beach in a blue bikini yesterday, but unless your favorite part about Matrix 2 and 3 were how sexy the albino twins were, these may not be for you.
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So obviously Lindsay Lohan picked a bad weekend to make her return to the world of bikini pictures, because Bar Refaeli was still on a yacht in Cannes and yesterday she went swimming in the ocean. If Lindsay is gonna keep up she’s gonna need a trainer, and a dietician, and a doctor, …
Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted on his hotel balcony in Cannes kissing an unknown blond girl (pics here and here). I mean, I’m sure he knows who she was, but no one else did.
So yesterday, the Sun decided to say the girl was 18-year-old Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton …
(UPDATE: now with new and better pics, and more here)
It was very noble of the LA Times when they refused to release the name of the woman Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair and child with over a decade ago, or maybe they just knew tabloid sites like TMZ and Star would do it for …
Leonardo DiCaprio and supermodel Bar Refaeli have dated since 2005 (other than a short break up in 2009), but havent been seen together lately, and won’t be again anytime soon, according to the New York Post.
The pair broke up late last week after going through a rough patch. “It was amicable, they’re still friends …
