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Even though UHQ copies of Audrina Patridges Maxim cover are now available (ta-da), and Playmate Suzanne Stokes went to a club in Hollywood last night in a toddlers dress, this story still won’t be sexy because it’s actually about Paula Abdul and Ellen DeGeneres. The pictures were just a trick to get you …
Porn star Jenna Haze is in Hawaii this week wearing a scandalous little bikini. I’m a sweet boy, so I had to search around and it seems “porn” is what they call movies that primarily focus on men and women making love. I ran a search on this young lady and after …
The GQ Men of the Year Awards were held last night in London, and according to the list of winners it’s a bunch of faggity nonsense just like the magazine itself. I have no idea who the hell those people are, except for my beloved Lily Allen who won Woman of the Year. …
Unless you consider being punched repeatedly “lucky”, Pam Anderson hasn’t had much luck with relationships. Probably because she keeps dating the same type of guy. So now she’s mixing it up a little and dating an electrician. People magazine says…
They say water and electricity don’t mix, but for eternal beach bunny Pamela Anderson, there’s …
HANDSOME MAN ALERT - Alan Dale Lee was arrested in Pasco County, Florida this weekend for stabbing a man in the stomach with a knife. The key to surviving prison is to stay under the radar. Don’t stand out. In other words, goodbye Alan. (splash)
THE HOBBIT - New Line …
Stephanie Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and Lo Bosworth filmed scenes for ‘The Hills’ in Malibu yesterday, and if you squint and pretend it’s a casket that Stephanie is climbing in and sailing away on like a Viking funeral these pictures are actually somewhat satisfying. If that’s working you can also imagine grabbing that paddle …
LINDSAY LOHAN - ‘Life and Style’ points out the remarkable similarities between the women who “robbed” Lindsay and regular Lindsay. It would have been easy enough for her to truly disguise herself, but consider this: Lindsay is an idiot. (life and style)
LADY GAGA - went on The Matt And Jo Radio Show in …
Kevin Federline and his hot bikini-clad girlfriend hit up the pool in Miami this afternoon, and it was a little disappointing to see the pictures end when they did, because I was hoping Luke Skywalker would walk up to them and demand Han Solo.
(the “full size” tab has never been more appropriate, but hq …
Ginger Spice is still in St. Tropez today, and hanging out with her looks fun. Because if she’s gonna walk around all wet in a white bikini and rubbing her tits like this, that’s pretty much a green light for me to go ahead and stare at them. How could I not? …
Sharon Stone, who is 51, stripped down to a bikini today in Sardinia on the yacht of some jewelry guy named Giorgio Damiani, and goddamn she is annoying. She can’t even wear a bikini right. All she had to do is stay in that but she also wore that frilly full-length orange …
The Spears’ises are in Miami today, lounging poolside with Bitneys 2 legitimate kids and Jamie Lynns out-of-wedlock bastard who can’t get into heaven. Britney takes her kids to the pool almost every week lately, which is really cute unless she subconsciously wants them dead so she repeatedly puts them in dangerous situations. …
Geri Halliwell spent the weekend in Saint Tropez, and she could barely contain her laughter during a walk on the beach when she passed some of the fancy gentleman who, much like myself, only feel free when naked. I always suspected the popular girls did stuff like this when they got together. …
MACUALAY CULKIN - is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and Michael had to explain why there was a bowl of a young …
I wish I had known about this photo shoot that Kelly Brook did for the new Loaded magazine, because in some of the pictures she has a cigarette in her mouth, and I’d go buy a little tiger striped kitten and I’d be like, “Hey Kelly Brook, I know your modeling but I …
The sixth stage of grief is to walk around a rooftop Hollywood pool in a bikini and drink champagne, so Megan Hauserman from ‘Megan Wants a Millionaire’ seems to be recovering nicely after her rejection sent Ryan Jenkins into a dark portal of madness and murder.
Here she is yesterday in LA with some lumbering …
X FACTOR - a 27-year-old named Danyl Johnson is a superstar in the UK today after giving what Simon Cowell called the best first audition he’d ever seen. Still I say we start tearing him down right away instead of waiting a few weeks. Booo, you suck, get out of here you piece …
Lindsay Lohans house was robbed again this past weekend, and new details are coming out claiming the culprit was someone Lindsay knew, someone after something very specific. Detective Freckles is on the case!
…that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant …
When Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday to 5 years’ probation and 6 months’ of community service for beating Rihanna on February 8th, the judge also refused Rihannas request to strike down the order demanding Brown stay at least 300 yards away from her at all times. Equally surprising was that the …
The people organizing this rally in Venice, CA., to legalize topless beaches in America (pics after the cut) have a lot to learn about marketing. There was only one chick you would want to see topless (this one) the rest shouldn’t even be allowed to go topless at home in the shower with …
Like a dog who hears a can opener, I perked right up when I saw the words “Victorias Secret” and “beach”, and instantly bought this entire set of pictures. As it turns out I’m easily bamboozled because these were disappointing, and the only one in a goddamn bikini was this thankfully nice-assed Asian …
Linda Hamilton I mean Carmen Electra is on Kos Island in Greece today, and she still looks amazing. As long as you back up from your monitor before opening the pictures. Little more. More. Little more. One more. Okay good. I realize you can’t reach your mouse …
Actress Carla Velli is kind of like the Scarlett Johansson of Italy, and I have no idea if that’s true or not but people are always saying dumb shit like that so it might be true, and if we all just kind of agree that she is or at least might be the Scarlett …
I know it’s not very nice to post swimsuit pictures of Helena Bonham Carter this weekend in Malibu, and specifically to crop those pictures to highlight… whatever the hell that is that we’re looking at, but she should have thought of that 30 minutes earlier when she was getting dressed. As she battled …
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - “Inglourious Basterds” crushed this weekend, pulling in 65.1M worldwide. This is good news for director Quentin Tarantino and star Brad Pitt, two big names who don’t always deliver box office. A friend of mine almost didn’t go see it but I told her she should. And then …
