latest bikini posts

Jessica Alba is in a bikini, but still pregnant
Jessica Alba is in a bikini, but still pregnant

Everyone agrees that pregnant chicks are creepy looking, if not outright disgusting, but what if that pregnant chick is Jessica Alba, one of the hottest girls ever, and she’s in a bikini? Because Jessica was in a bikini yesterday down in Mexico. What about then?
The surprising answer is …

the Lindsay Lohan crime spree legal timeline
the Lindsay Lohan crime spree legal timeline

Lindsay Lohan made her tenth court appearance in 12 months today to answer for stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in February and repeatedly violating her probation. And since that’s pretty bad, the judge came down hard this time, grounding Lindsay at home for two whole weeks. She will not, …

Kate Upton is good at twitter
Kate Upton is good at twitter

It’s really sexually frustrating to follow S.I. supermodel Kate Upton on twitter because she’s constantly flashing her cleavage and taking pictures of it. Maybe I should tease her with some pictures of me in tiny shorts so my balls kind of hang out the bottom and get her all turned on. Two …

Thursday headlines, with trailers and Kelly Brook in a bikini
Thursday headlines, with trailers and Kelly Brook in a bikini

X MEN: FIRST CLASS - has 3 new character trailers for Beast, Banshee, and Havok, also known as, “Oh I Thought That Was Young Cyclops”, “Who?”, and “The One Who Humps Out Laser Hoops”. (mtv)
CONAN THE BARBARIAN - has a new trailer out today, and at the end it mentions that this …

Arianny Celeste in a bikini is more like it
Arianny Celeste in a bikini is more like it

Yesterday was slow as hell, but today is off to a much better start because UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste was nice enough to strip down to a bikini and prance around on Miami beach. She was there with current UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones and her boyfriend, former UFC welterweight fighter …

Teri Hatcher might be using botox
Teri Hatcher might be using botox

Teri Hatcher organized a “Red Carpet Yard Sale” for St. Jude Children’s Hospital over the weekend, and when asked what her goal was, she cocked her head back like C3PO and spoke out of the middle of her lips since that’s the only part of her face not frozen into stone by botox and …

Rachel Bilson is in a bikini, part 2
Rachel Bilson is in a bikini, part 2

Yesterday morning there were tons of pictures from the weekend of Rachel Bilson in a red bikini on a beach in Barabdos. Long story short; her ass is fantastic.
But there were also pictures of her in a black bikini, and I set those aside to post later in the day. …

Rachel Bilson is in a bikini
Rachel Bilson is in a bikini

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are apparently not broken up like they’re supposed to be, and to prove it this weekend they were on the beach in Barbados.
If you don’t know, Rachel is the perfect looking one in the red bikini. Hayden is the pasty one with a sunken chest and …

Vanessa Hudgens knows how to party
Vanessa Hudgens knows how to party

As previously implied, Vanessa Hudgens had a kick ass time at Coachella this weekend, but that doesn’t mean she spent the whole time licking suspicious looking white powder. She also hit the bar pretty good (she’s 22, by the way).
Here we see her doing what looks like tequila shots and …

Kim Kardashian is a fitness model
Kim Kardashian is a fitness model

I’m not surprised that there’s a company with a product that can change the shape of a girls ass, and that they hired Kim Kardashian to promote it, I’m just surprised that the product isn’t hot dogs.
It’s actually Sketcher’s Shape Ups, the workout shoe designed to tone and firm your thighs and …

Kate Bosworth went topless
Kate Bosworth went topless

Please believe me when I tell you that I’m not screwing with you. This really happened. Kate Bosworth was in Cancun this weekend, she walked out of the ocean topless, then walked across the beach topless, then walked back into the ocean topless, and there’s no pictures of her boobs. None. …

the star of 'Teen Mom' is in a bikini
the star of ‘Teen Mom’ is in a bikini

Just to be clear that’s not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That’s Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW).
Now prepare for all the …

Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery
Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. “Fornicators!” it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she …

nice job, sweetheart
nice job, sweetheart

The newest pictures from the set of Wonder Woman, taken last night in Hollywood, seem to show even more changes to her costume from that first god awful picture.
We already knew they re-made her pants in a different fabric and changed her boots from blue to red, but now they seem to …

Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, day 2
Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, day 2

Brooklyn Decker spent a second day in Miami and a second day in a bikini yesterday, this time poolside at the Ritz-Carlton. There’s 41 pictures here to commemorate this triumphant event, and even though that’s a lot, I don’t mind admitting that when I came to the last one, I cried.
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Jessica Sutta is in a bikini
Jessica Sutta is in a bikini

The one and only bad thing about the “Pussycat Dolls” breaking up is that there are hardly ever Jessica Sutta pictures anymore, so it was awesome to see her on Miami beach in a bikini. Her and her big tits and sexy red hair. If I ever got to have sex …

Doutzen Kroes was in a bikini again too
Doutzen Kroes was in a bikini again too

Victoria’s Secret angel Doutzen Kroes spent even more time this weekend on Miami Beach in a bikini, showing off her big tits and flat stomach, and this time she even brought along her two month old baby. It’s all part of her plan to make normal girls feel bad about themselves.
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Brooklyn Decker is in a bikini
Brooklyn Decker is in a bikini

Sometimes bikini pictures will show up and I’ll vacillate for quite a while trying to decide if they’re any good, on whether or not I should post them.
Brooklyn Decker and her fantastic tits on Miami beach this weekend was not one of those times.
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Ramona Nitu is in a bikini
Ramona Nitu is in a bikini

Ramona Nitu, who was Vinnys girlfriend during the second season of Jersey Shore, wrapped her fantastic body in an awesome pink bikini and went to South Beach today. Now try and guess why I chose a headline picture where you can’t see her face.
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it's the new Wonder Woman.  No, really.
it’s the new Wonder Woman. No, really.

Coming Soon has the very first picture of Adrianne Palicki in the new NBC version of Wonder Woman (full size here), and holy shit are you god damn kidding me.
She looks like a model for a Halloween website, and there’s no reason for it because it takes 3 seconds to run a …

Dave Grohl:
Dave Grohl: “you shouldn’t have to do f**king Glee.”

Glee is a huge success by any measure, but that doesn’t mean everyone wants to be a part of it. Slash was the first to reject the idea of using his music for a Guns and Roses episode, then Kings of Leon did the same, and in both cases co-creator Ryan Murphy got …

Sofia Vergara is amazing
Sofia Vergara is amazing

Sofia Vergara was changing into a low cut dress on the set of Modern Family yesterday, and when she got done you could kind of see her sexy lace bra and huge boobs. God I love them so much. I remember one time it looked like she had a see-thru dress on and you …

Gisele Bundchen is in a bikini
Gisele Bundchen is in a bikini

Gisele Bundchen was back home in Rio this weekend for Carnival, dancing on one of the floats while her husband Tom Brady watched from the crowd. Then when he wasn’t around she pranced around in a bikini. Needless to say Patriots fans weren’t happy. “If Tommy’s nawt around, that big nosed …

Joanna Krupa was made for bikinis
Joanna Krupa was made for bikinis

Model and Dancing With the Stars alum Joanna Krupa was on South Beach, and I can’t answer why she wore a giraffe print bikini, but I can answer if I cropped some of the pictures to highlight her tits. The answer to that is, “you’re god damn right I did.”
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