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Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday (almost legal!) and he and his girlfriend Selena Gomez had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove. On their way out, many have reported that a female Bieber fan punched Selena in the face, presumably while tears and mascara ran down her face and hysterically screaming “I’ll kill …
Courteney Cox was filming (the underrated) Cougartown in Hawaii yesterday, and Holy Shit she looked terrific. All the new actresses either need more dignity or less dignity, whichever one would make them go get big implants and hit the stairs, because this 46-year-old is way hotter than most of them. I’d ask …
Charlie Sheen has a twitter page now, so as soon as he can find a computer that isn’t a secret portal for Illumanati assassins to enter his mind, he’ll post his indecipherable rambling, unedited, for everyone to see.
None of which has anything to do Megan Dedousis and her absolutely perfect ass by the …
It’s a shame Mila Kunis doesn’t have bigger tits, because she at least tried to show them off last night at the Academy Awards, and that really means a lot to me. I really appreciate that. That’s why I emailed her some pictures of my dong, and she can use those to …
Elle Macpherson, who is 46 by the way, spent a sexy afternoon on a yacht leaving Sydney Harbour yesterday, lounging around in a tiny white bikini, with one of her hot friends molesting her ass and at one point just shamelessly admiring her kitty. Which seems reasonable. God I wish she had …
LINDSAY LOHAN - had a friend distract the clerk at the jewelry store while she stole that necklace, according to the surveillance video. Maybe next time the distraction should be to disable the surveillance video. (radar)
THE HANGOVER 2 - has a teaser trailer, though it’s only purpose is to remind you that …
Everyone has seen the famous picture of Rihanna shortly after Chris Brown beat her on February 8th, 2009, but there have always been reports that more pictures existed. And now Media Take Out has two of them.
It’s still hard to believe he did this to a girl, to his girlfriend, and …
I had a girl break up with me one time because we were at a restaurant and I was talking to some other girl. It was the waitress. I was ordering. But the girl freaked out anyway, because girls are all completely nuts.
Which brings us to Brooke Mueller, future …
Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice yesterday, and HOLY SHIT. I haven’t seen arms that ripped since I looked in the mirror about 10 minutes ago. Now I know what girls must feel like when they see me on the weekends, out on …
Back in September, JWoww was offered $400,000 to pose fully naked in Playboy. Amazingly, and I say that because I assume she’s kind of slutty, she turned it down.
But not for good, as it turns out. E! says…
“…I do feel like it’s a strong thing for women to do. And …
Miley Cyrus is under a great deal of stress these days, and obviously I’m just joking because to be honest I’m not even sure what the hell it is she does. Other than eat, apparently.
It probably goes without saying that these pictures were taken as Miley and her mom were on …
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are in the Caribbean today, and no matter how much unicorn blood she has to drink every day to still look this way, it’s all been 100 percent worth it, because she looks terrific.
Meanwhile her boyfriend, with his sunken chest and string beany arms, acted like a …
Supermodel Chrissy Teigen can be seen in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue that goes on sale tomorrow, and tonight she’ll be on David Letterman, but last night she was at the Grammy Awards with her boyfriend John Legend.
He was busy winning three more awards (he now has 9).
She was busy doing what …
Rihanna has been famous for like 5 years now and for the life of me I still can’t figure out if she’s attractive or not, but she looked absolutely terrific last night at the Grammys with that sexy red hair and a dress that wasn’t really a dress but more like she just got …
JWoww is in New York for Fashion Week, and last night she was the special guest at… okay I forgot to write it down. Someones show. No one good, obviously. But she tried to make it good by wearing one of those black dresses that always turn see-thru when they’re hit …
Back in October, Christina Aguilera’s 9 year relationship and 6 year marriage to Jordan Bratman came to an end, just 12 days before the release of her movie Burlesque. Unfortunately the movie kind of sucked, so that didn’t really help her mood any either (in 10 weeks it’s made $81.5 million worldwide). …
Kim Kardashian and her lover Kris Humphries went to see Prince last night in New York, when suddenly she was pulled on stage to dance with him!!!
And then she was promptly kicked off stage because she basically just stood there. E! says…
(Prince invited Kim) onstage during his show tonight at Madison Square …
On Friday it was reveled that Halle Berry and her ex Gabriel Aubry would sometimes argue over how their daughter was labeled in the press. Both of Aubys’ parents are white, and Halles mom is white while her dad is black, but she still wants their child referred to as “black”. …
Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez hit up Miami beach last week, and how can two people with such good bodies still look so unattractive? Especially her. She’s so ugly it’s uncomfortable. Like if you showed this picture to your dog he’d start backing away and then howling.
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Mexico is mostly famous for its lawless government and a bountiful supply of date rape drugs, it’s a forced-penetration powder-keg just waiting to explode, so it wasn’t the best idea in the world for Katy Perry to wear this awesomely slutty outfit while promoting her perfume “Purr” in Mexico City this weekend. Actually …
Today is being dominated by stories about Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, but now thanks to Lisa Snowdon (an English TV host and model who used to date George Clooney), now there’s a third theme: Biritish girls with big tits in bikinis. Stuff like this makes me kind of wish we’d lost the …
(NOTE: I should probably write TYLER EXCLUSIVE in all caps across the headline, because thats what this is, but it makes me look needy.)
The reason Charlie Sheen continues to get work in Hollywood despite a 20 year crime spree is because he’s apparently very likable in person. Unless you’re a girl who …
The 2011 Vanity Fair Hollywood issue has arrived (with, from left to right, Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway and James Franco on the cover, then Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Robert Duvall, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund, and Noomi Rapace inside), and it’s a big …
Everyone in Hollywood really likes Hugh Jackman, and seeing him playing in the snow with his daughter in New York over the weekend sort of gives you a hint as to why. He just seems like a nice guy. If this would have been a picture of Lindsay Lohan walking away, replace …
