latest bikini posts
Lindsay Lohan has been in a downward spiral for a few years, but yesterday she got a bunch of collagen injected into her lips to compliment her stringy hair and went shopping for three hours in a closed store. This could the turning point that gets her back on track. Jesus told …
Beyonce is in Croatia today (wait what) and she went for an ocean swim in a little bikini despite the fact that she said in a recent interview that “she feels insecure about her body offstage.”
(source = the sun)
And it’s no wonder. The other rap guys must give Jay Z hell …
I’m not entirely sure how someone could lay out poolside at a hotel in Los Angeles and yet the only pictures of it are in newspapers from London, but that’s what Kelly Brook and her boyfriend whose name I’m not going to learn did yesterday. I also don’t know what he’s doing …
Leann Rimes hasn’t had the greatest press in the world over the past few months, but if she thought walking around LA in some scandalous top was gonna help she was sadly mistaken. I don’t think it would kill her to get some huge implants or at least brush her goddamn hair. …
Considering how rich he is I always thought Kanye could do better than Amber Rose. She’s not that good looking and her haircut makes her look like she’s from the future, and she has that big ass which I find disgusting but I guess black guys love. The point to all this is …
Day three of the bikini modeling marathon at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del Rey went off without a hitch yesterday, this time featuring Britney in a sassy purple number that combines flair with function.
I think people got the wrong impression with all the incoherent rambling on the other two Britney posts. Some seemed …
Actually when I worked at the Ritz Carlton I started out as a porter. Which is to say, bellman. It was a dumb job but it was real easy to make 150 a day. And of course my naturally sunny disposition and indomitable “can-do” spirit made me an ideal choice to …
It’s like 3:30am right now and History International has a bunch of shows on about the Pacific Theater in WWII and Mt Suribachi and the Battle of Okinawa, and the commercials during this are exactly what you might expect would be on History International at 3:30am during a bunch of shows about WWII …
On Friday, Megan Fox dressed all sexy for a meeting at Casa Del Mar, a hotel on the beach in Santa Monica. At the time I mentioned that I used to tend bar there. Now we take another trip down memory lane, because Britney spent much of this weekend with her kids …
Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really remind them what we stand to lose. …
Jenny McCarthy is mostly famous these days for her comically uninformed rants about vaccines causing autism. Time magazine and Johns Hopkins hospital say there’s no evidence of any kind that this is true, but Jenny has big tits and showed her vagina in a magazine, so really she’s just as much of …
Sienna Miller is in Ibiza, Spain today, and I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don’t know, it’s actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. Their history dates all the way back …
Whatever noble Sports Illustrated staff member it was who went on Twitter and posted these behind-the-scenes pictures of Bar Refaeli shooting the 2010 Swimsuit Issue is officially my new hero. That stranger who gave me his bone marrow when I had leukemia is now a distant second. That shit was like 2 …
The good news is that if Kourtney Kardashian will let the dork in these pictures get her pregnant (which she has), she probably would let me punch that kitty too. The bad news is that, as previously stated, she’s pregnant now and that hot ass body is almost certainly gone for good. …
Kim Zolciak from ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ is at the Atlantis resort in Paradise Island, Bahamas this week, and something something something, what is with that God damn wig (full size pic here). It looks like the hair you see on Lego characters. Just a hard shell that’s been snapped into …
Paulina Rubio is back in Ibiza, Spain this week, and she must love it there because she was there this time last year too. I think she’s still a huge star in Latin America, but that’s really just a guess. I ran a search on her to find out for sure but …
Ashley Greene is one of the stars of “Twilight”, yet most people still don’t know who she is. Possibly because there were no sexy and scandalous naked pictures of her leaked online. But as you can see, Ashley has now rectified the hell out of that, and boldly slayed that dragon standing …
Natasha Henstridges birthday party Saturday was sponsored by Absolute vodka (for some reason) and one of the hot bitches there was Ali Landry. At least she was hot most of the time. Then she went outside and put on that goofy hat and those asinine sunglasses. It’s important to …
Sophie Monk is that Aussie singer whose good looks have carried her from the bottom of Hollywood to the somewhat higher bottom. And I guess she likes it there because she did some bikini modeling this weekend in LA and covered up in the only picture where she took her top off. …
VICTORIA BECKHAM - was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday night, and by Friday morning the producers had replaced her with someone far …
Ashley Hartman is in Hawaii today, looking terrific in this kick ass bikini. If you don’t remember, she used to be on the “O.C.”, but unfortunately things have been a little quiet since then. I offered to make a sex tape with her to get some publicity but she said no …
Britney posed poolside in LA yesterday for a photoshoot, and all things considered she looked pretty terrific. She’s really come a long way with her self control. Unlike me. I spent all last night in the bathroom crying and carving “fatty” into my arm! God I am so fat!
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I can’t live your life for you, but if you’re so obsessed with naked girls that you’ll even look at Kate Moss pictures, you need to look yourself in the mirror and ask if that’s really the kind of person you want to be. Or just sit there and look at the pictures. …
KATY PERRY - has agreed to be one of the guest judges replacing Paula Abdul during the American Idol auditions, which begin tomorrow in Denver. It’s not clear who the fourth judge will be for that. One artist who is being mentioned is busty bikini model Denise Milani, although mostly by me, just …
