latest bikini posts
Sting is kind of a pervert, so there’s at least a 50 percent chance he doesn’t have anything on under that towel. 75 percent if you go by Randy Gerbers reaction. But Stings wife is pretty hot for 55, so maybe I’d be naked too.
If you hadn’t done the math yet, Sting …
So, um, I actually uploaded these pictures of Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez like 4 hours ago. And I thought I published them then. But I didn’t. Yaay! I hope this won’t sound like bragging, but I might be a genius. In fact several top scientists have asked me …
If you’re a guy and you had a computer in the 90’s, you almost definitely had this Karen Mulder wallpaper at least once. I had it twice. From 1994 to 97, then from a week later in 97 to 98. And her body still looked pretty awesome this week in St. …
Just about two months ago, Jordan announced that she was separating from her husband of almost 4 years. And this week she was spotted essentially naked with some guy in a pool. Touching, right? Although this new guy has the right idea. Chlorine is a bleach, right? The only thing …
Leighton Meester, who would like you to know that the “waters warm” and then bounce, also says that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the sex tape allegedly starring her is not real. Or something. She tells Harpers Bazaar…
“[The tape] is not real. So it makes me sort of sad. …
Vanessa Hudgens leapt from “High School Musical” and into my heart two years ago when naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online (fall in love all over again here). I have no idea what the back story is to these brand new pics that leaked this morning, but …
Leonardo DiCaprio is single these days, and that can only mean one thing. Whores. In this case Spanish ones as he and some friends spend some time on the beaches of Ibiza. To be honest these whores are kind of ugly, but they’re all probably millionaire models, so that’s good enough. …
Adrianne Curry was in Malibu this weekend in a bikini too, but I forgot to put these up yesterday. Probably because it was Adrianne Curry. She’s mostly famous for winning the first season of “Americas Next Top Model”, a show that has yet to produce anything resembling a “top” model. Bigfoot …
Yesterday there were bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing basketball (here). Today there are more pics from the same vacation, this time of her playing tennis. In both she’s surrounded by a fence. It’s like being at a really crappy alien zoo. If it were the San Diego alien …
AnnaLynne McCord spent another day in a bikini yesterday in Malibu, prancing around and huddling together with her sister and a friend. This is going in the right direction. She looks terrific every single time, but she’s in a bikini so often that I’m getting desensitized to her innocent frolicking. These …
Nicollette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with the worlds happiest dog, and it’s crazy to think that this sexy bitch is 46-years-old (Nicollette, not the dog). Her house must be on some wormhole that bends the laws of time and space. Like if we could see the living room, …
Even though Jennifer Love Butter is a size 2, she’s always hiding her ass for some mysterious reason. Which is why, even though she spent the weekend in Hawaii with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, these are the only pictures of her in a bikini. Kennedy went swimming, but she was busy …
Miranda Kerr is cute and all, but to be honest I’ve never really understood her appeal. So she picked a bad weekend to go around Australia modeling bikinis if she wanted to get attention. Especially since last time she was topless.
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Katy Perry did her best to look hot this weekend in Miami on her way to the Katy Perry Pool Party (i have no idea). So she wore a nice little pink bikini. Then of course she ruined everything, as is her habit, by putting some aquamarine wrap thing over it (this), …
What with all the Megan Fox-ness going on the past few months, it’s been easy to forget that Jessica Alba is 1A on the list of “Girls I Would Have Sex With Even If They’ve Been Dead For A Few Days And I Had To Reanimate Her Corpse With Jumper Cables”. So, ya …
Lauren Pope is in Miami today to work some club tonight, and you may remember her because she’s the UK model who was in the news a few weeks ago because people thought Lindsay was trying to get into her pants (here).
Without her makeup, she sort of looks like a duck, but she had …
MICHAEL JACKSON - Joe Jackson confirmed today that Omer Bhatti is Michael Jacksons biological son. “Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did. He looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson, can dance like a Jackson. This boy is a fantastic dancer.” Oh no. What does Joe have in mind? …
George Clooney has nailed Charlize Theron, Kelly Preston, Vendela, Salma Hayek and Brooke Langton, and we’re not even up to his top 3 yet. That would be Shannyn Sossamon, Krista Allen and Lucy Liu.
But he also reportedly did it with Teri Hatcher and Ellen Barkin (not at once), and he was married to …
Model Imogen Thomas was at a pool in Spain yesterday when suddenly one of her friends ripped her bikini off and the two of them ran around topless. And while I appreciate them showing me their tits, I can’t condone that kind of horseplay. Wikipedia says over 2 million kids die every …
Model Gemma Atkinson and her new boyfriend Liam Richards (not pictured) are in the Caribbean this week, and I have no idea who the hell Liam Richards is, but he should walk around taking pictures of every thing he sees and cherishing every moment, because this is undoubtedly the best week of his life. …
Madonna is 50 now and a pale muscly mess, but back in 1992 she was kind of hot, and her body was awesome, so if there has to be a Madonna sex tape, this one comes from the best possible circumstances. The Mirror UK says…
(Madonna is) bracing herself on hearing that some of …
Stacy Keibler hosted a party at the MGMs Wet Republic pool this weekend, and this chick really messed up by not getting implants. No one likes flat chested girls. Even girls with D’s should get implants, because fake breasts are usually way better than real ones. Implants can be perfect. …
If you’re like me, you’ve never once wondered what Avril Lavignes original band was doing now, or if there even was a band, or if they left, or why they left. But the answers are “this“, “yes”, “yes” and “because this guy was banging her”.
Mark Spicoluk & Jesse Colburn appeared on The Surf …
Lady Gaga had a concert in Hamburg Germany last night, and according to the picture source she was “very drunk” and “wearing a dress which looks like lingerie.” Probably because it is lingerie. It confirms what many of us already knew. Rock and roll is the front door to drinking and …
