latest bikini posts
Halle Berry went to the dentist in Toluca Lake yesterday, and for some reason she did it her cock-teasingest shorts. Did that poor bastard dump her in high school or something?
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Last April, Madonna went to the African nation of Malawi, the home of two of her adopted kids, for the groundbreaking at a school she pledged $15 million to build. JK, LOL!
MADONNA is in hot water with the Malawian government after she scrapped plans to build a special school there.
She promised to fund …
JWoww has been famous for about two years now, and whenever you see her, one word comes to mind. Fatty. So thank god she finally got in the gym and did something about it.
The Jersey Shore star sat down with Life & Style to share how she cleaned up her …
Kate Beckinsale is down in Mexico this weekend, and unlike the hags at the Golden Globes she looked fantastic in this bikini.
I think that’s the same place where Jennifer Aniston is always going. I can see why she likes it. It’s basically a rock and there’s lots of empty space. Just …
Stephanie Seymour got a lot of attention last month when she was frolicking on the beach with her 17-year-old son, Peter Brant II, as if they were secret lovers, but he says there was nothing weird about any of it.
“My mother and I are very close as she is with all her children. She …
When we last saw Charlie Sheen, who is the star of a CBS sitcom about raising a child, he was in Colorado threatening to murder his wife. Wait, no, my bad, he was in New York City kidnapping prostitutes. But this weekend he was in Las Vegas for the Oscars of Porn, …
Kim Kardashian normally does a pretty good job at hiding how big her ass is, but she’s fashion savvy, not magic, so she can’t hide it all the time. Like this weekend. From the waist down it looks like a horse.
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Supermodel Bar Refaeli is in Los Cabos today with some friends, but more importantly with an fantastically small bikini. No sign of her little weasel boyfriend though. He probably orchestrated all this to torment me on these cold winter days. Ahhh, DiCaprio, my mortal enemy!
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100. BROOKLYN DECKER - did a cartwheel in a bikini. Holy shit, this is number 100? Wow is this list gonna go down hill fast. (May 12th, May 13th, May 12th, May 11th)
99. HEIDI MONTAG - got DDD implants. As I was saying; Down. Hill. Fast. …
Newly single Vanessa Hudgens celebrated her 22nd birthday this weekend at Pure inside Caesars Palace in Vegas, and that could mean only one thing; lots of pictures of Vanessa looking over her shoulder with that slutty little pout she does. What’s that Vanessa, you want me to stare at your ass? Don’t …
Megan Fox gave her seemingly loveless marriage another shot this weekend when she went to Hawaii with her husband whose name I can never remember, and put on this sexy bikini.
She’s obviously real thin here, which is great, but that means her boobs are now smaller, which is not great. Why …
I don’t know who invented yoga pants, but I feel like I should. And schools and banks should be closed on his birthday to honor this great, great man. And if it’s December 25th, guess what? Hit the bricks, Jesus. Weren’t you actually born in July or something anyway? …
This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog …
Last night was the big New York premiere for the Tourist, starring Angelina Jolie and Johny Depp, and when Jolie walked the red carpet with her lover Brad Pitt, he spent most of the time with his hand planted right on her luscious ass.
Meanwhile, over in LA, Jennifer Aniston made a little …
Jasmine Waltz of course is the girl who was famous for a week last month because she was dating David Arquette when it was announced he and Courteney Cox were getting a divorce, and today she was at the beach in a bikini. And it… was awesome.
I know black guys will …
I really need to move Tyler to one of those crooked island countries where you can, not only have a website with pictures of a naked 17 year old, but you could buy a naked 17 year old for a box of nails or a brita jug or something like that. Those countries …
Brace yourself for a white knuckle ride on a wave of adrenaline, because not only did Kim Kardashian get a pedicure in Beverly Hills today, but when leaving, she dropped something! And then, she picked it up! Oohh this website just doesn’t let up some days. My heart can’t much more …
Gisele Bundchen is on St. Barts today shooting for Victorias Secret, and at one point, for some reason, she climbed into a van and took her clothes off. It was like an A list, extra fancy version of a BangBus porn.
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If Brooke Hogan doesn’t smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After that a bunch of dead seaweed washed up on shore. Coincidence?
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Jennifer Ansiton spent Thanksgiving in Cabo again this year, and even though she’s whiny, spoiled and generally unpleasant, it’s hard to deny that she has nice boobs for an old lady. Unfortunately they’re right between that hagged, frozen face and those stick-like arms. God might as well have put those tits on …
Last week the Windows phone girl jumped out of anonymity and into our hearts when someone on twitter told me her name is Christina Cuenca. And after that I got lots of email about other anonymous hot girls, but more than anything else I got this picture. Followed by, “A History of …
Paris Hilton, in front of a camera crew while wearing a diamond Chanel necklace and black stiletto heels, volunteered her time today to help the Hollywood Beautification Team paint over graffiti, some of it tags left by the MS-13 gang. And she wasn’t even scared. She was laughing and smiling the whole …
Candice Swanepoel was another of the big modeling stars at last nights Victoria’s Secret fashion show in New York, where, in keeping with tradition, the theme was, Incoherent Batshit Madness.
Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii today filming scenes for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, the first live action movie to ever be shot in Digital 3D. So, to make sure they get their money back, they put Vanessa in a tight shirt and had her run around. That part makes sense, …
