latest bikini posts
Last December, just a few days after turning 17, Miley Cyrus got a tat under her teen breast that says, “whites only”. No not really. It says, “just breathe”. It’s reportedly a tribute to a friend with cystic fibrosis and who must stare at her tits a lot.
Point being, …
Amanda Seyfried plays a stripper in a new movie which either has the terrible name I’m.mortal or the terrible name Now (just combine them Hollywood. you know you want to), and what they lack in movie naming skills they make up for in slutty outfit choosing. I haven’t seen an outfit …
Vanessa Minnillo, who is still ungoddambelievable looking, and jackoff idiot Nick Lachey share the same birthday (November 9th) and so to celebrate they’re down in Mexico this week.
This is the kind of thing I would do if she was my girlfriend, and if I was allowed in Mexican resorts. Last time …
90210 star Jessica Lowndes is in the new FHM, and she sort of looks like a young Jennifer Connelly here. Except Jennifer Connelly took her clothes off a lot when she was younger. It’s called sharing Jessica. Stop being so stuck up.
Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he’s with Ashley Greene now. E! says…
However, things …
Or maybe having a cute girl on her knees helps make Ke$ha more attractive. Or maybe it really is possible to turn literally anyone into a pop star. Because she looked ok yesterday while filming the video for “We R Who We R”, even though I know beyond any doubt that she’s …
Is this some kind of pervert sting operation? ‘Spy Kids 4′ is a kids movie. About kids who can keep a secret from grown ups. Why is Jessica Alba in a leather body suit? This feels like a trap. And to top it all off, the movies tagline is: …
Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She’s a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do you get it? It’s adorable, and really slutty. …
Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don’t think she’s a real nurse. I don’t know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to treat me, I’d have really mixed emotions. I’d rather not die, but …
Christina Hendricks was taking a break from filming ‘Drive’ outside a pawnshop in LA today, when a man approached her, reportedly mistaking her for a prostitute before being led away by a member of the crew. In my defense, the rest of the crew was way on the other side of the parking …
Capri Anderson, the girl who locked herself in a bathroom Monday night inside Charlie Sheens New York hotel room (and who does softcore and girl-girl porn under this new name but did hardcore under the name Alexis Capri), will ask the DA in Aspen to violate Sheens probation on the grounds that he held …
Kelly Brook is great, and Playboy is great, and yet somehow Kelly Brook in Playboy was not great. Except for this picture. And this one. I can’t post more because, instead of thanking me for helping to get the word out about their magazine, Playboy actually yells at me. Oh …
Jenny McCarthy is apparently done healing from her breakup with Jim Carey, and today she and Sergeant Major Boyfriend hit up Miami beach. And when I saw her little bikini, it gave me an idea: most people just use the internet for work, then they go home and forget about it, but I …
‘90210′ was back filming at the beach in Malibu yesterday, because this show will very wisely put Annalynne McCord in a bikini at the drop of a hat, for any reason. It doesn’t even have to be for a party. She could hear a noise outside for Christ’s sake. “Hm. …
Fuck. Yes. Back in July, people were saying that Christopher Nolan would take someone he just worked with in ‘Inception’ and cast them as the villain, probably the Riddler, in the follow up to ‘the Dark Knight’. At the time the choice was reportedly Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I was hoping for …
Angelina Jolie is in Budapest today, making her directorial debut on a love story set during the Bosnian-Serbian war, and either she thinks genocide is funny or these two still really get along because she was giddy as a little girl when Brad Pitt showed up.
They’ve been together 7 years now, which is 8 …
This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I’m only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot …
Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update - W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it’s for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I’ve ever seen.
Christy Carlson Romano is the girl who does the voice of Kim Possible on the Disney Channel cartoon, and before that she starred in ‘Even Stevens’, which was also on the Disney Channel, but after that she took off all her clothes for the new movie, ‘Mirrors 2’, and OHMYFUCKINGGOD was it great.
This girl is …
I can’t remember the last time we talked about Brandy, but if she would wear more tight shirts and bounce up and down like she did when leaving rehearsals for ‘Dancing With The Stars’, that would certainly help. She should just wear a bikini and do the Bunny Hop for every dance. …
THE CAST OF GLEE - has passed the Beatles for the most appearances on the Billboard Hot 100 chart by a non-solo act. They’ve had 75 songs on the chart, topping the Beatles old record of 71. Isn’t it exciting to be around while the greatest band in history is in their …
My beloved Diora Baird is on the cover of FHM this month, and I’ll never know why she isn’t a huge star. I don’t even mean that because of her red hair and huge tits, although those things are completely wonderful, but she’s also a really good actress. Casting directors who don’t …
This weeks People magazine cover story is about cyber-bullying and Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman who committed suicide after his roommate streamed video from a hidden webcam showing Clementi making out with another guy.
Lance Bass, Kathy Griffin, Tim Gunn, and Wanda Sykes were all on Larry King Monday night to talk …
The last time singer and model Cassie was on Tyler was in May of 09, when some of her private pictures featuring adult themes and content ended up online. That’s way too long, because this girl is insanely gorgeous, and luckily she hit the beach in Miami yesterday.
I always thought …
