latest bikini posts
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll simply enjoy these lovely thumbnails of Tara Reid on “vacation” in St. Tropez over the weekend. In the thumbnails Tara looks like a human girl, but then you open the pictures and realize you’ve been tricked. The same is true for her boyfriend. …
Miranda Kerr was in the Caribbean this weekend to shoot for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, and it may seem hard to believe but this was part of it. It’s a smart new approach. This would be a really good ad for hats, for example. A good ad for bras would be …
Lisa Rinna is at times somewhat attractive, but not even remotely hot enough to justify her goofy shenanigans every time she puts on a bikini. For someone who is 46 and hasn’t had a full time job since hosting “Soap Talk” in 2006, she’s awfully proud of herself. I wish I had …
EMMA WATSON - is pretty GD hot. I bet a good way to hit on her would be to make a bunch of coy references to her “handling your wand”. Then later, point down to your crotch and look at her like, “well, what do you think”. If she doesn’t get …
Ali Larter was walking around Beverly Hills this weekend when she put her purse down to find some change, and thankfully revealed the most beautiful ass I’ve ever seen in the process. If she and I met, it would be really hard to have a normal conversation until I addressed how marvelous her …
Okay I’m not doing this anymore after this but someone sent me and K-Dub another dating question. We told each other we’d answer it. I don’t know why anyone thought this would be a good idea. I rarely have any idea WTF I’m talking about in case you hadn’t noticed. …
Jennifer Connelly is in Bora Bora today with her kid and husband Paul Bettany, and I have no idea who that island had for a God before, but from now on it pretty much has to be Paul Bettany. Their old God probably killed a really big shark or something to win the …
Bianca Gascoigne is a UK reality star and the daughter of a super famous soccer player. I’d like to direct your attention to the beaches of Spain earlier today, because rumor is she was there. But where? I don’t see anyone who acts like they would be famous for no …
Everyone agrees that kids are a pox upon this world who ruin everything, but sometimes big Hollywood stars are immune because they have unlimited money to spend on plastic surgeons and an army of nannies. Before long the memory of the “incident” has quickly faded, and those kids running around the house call …
Lisa Rinna hit up the beach in Malibu this weekend, and when she was in the water, she pretty much looked fantastic. Then she stepped out of the water and everything went to total hell. She’s like an old glove. They both have to stay oiled up or wet all …
I’ve gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can’t even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I’m flattered people would think I know what Erin Andrews looks like naked, but the truth is …
It seems unlikely that anyone asked without stifling a smile, but according to today’s Sun, Nick Lachey has thought about the offer that doesn’t exist and ruled out a reunion with Jessica Simpson. He confronted the rumor no one is spreading and spoke into his hair brush in front of the mirror:
“I think it’s …
LINDSAY LOHAN - here’s a picture of Lindsay knocking on Sam Ronsons door early this morning. She of course is locked out after yet another fight. Say what you will about Lindsay but she’s perceptive. Sams message got through loud and clear. She wanted Lindsay to knock on the …
Eva Mendes is on vacation in Italy this week, and she looks even hotter now than she did when we made our sex tape. And she looked amazing in our sex tape. When it came out, the Hollywood Reporter said, “Mendes is a stunner, breathtaking from start to finish … Brendon stumbles at …
Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so …
I assume these Kim Kardashian bikini pics are from this set from last week, which is to say I have no idea where they’re from. I think it’s some campaign for Sierra Mist, which was a good idea because who knew they even still made that shit. That was where the good …
One of the photo agencies had these pictures and they said, “Annalynne McCord suffers tragically at the hand of wardrobe malfunction on the set of 90210.” And they had circles around her chest and kitty. Needless to say I immediately downloaded the hell out of them, but apparently for nothing. I …
Earlier this week the UK version of Vanity Fair went to press with pictures of actress Anna Friel (”Land of the Lost”) modeling topless (here). I guess that wasn’t as much of a coup as I thought because someone was nice enough to steer me towards these pictures of her on vacation. …
Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now.
On the other side is a close up of …
AnnaLynne McCord filmed some beach scenes today in LA for the second season of “90210″, and in this picture she seems to be pretending she’s some kind of horsey, and she’s moving her fists up and down like they were hooves. Why is she doing this? What am I, psychic, how the …
Last week Kendra was on here because of her kick ass taste of golf outfits, and a few hours later she posted about that on her page. She said I was devastatingly handsome and the thought of me gets her all hot. That was the gist of it. I think. …
The image of Michael Jackson fondling some little kid is repulsive of course, but is it the worst image ever or just kind of weird and super inappropriate? Yesterday it would have been the worst thing ever, but this morning the Sun had an article describing him licking another mans penis and having …
BRUNO - as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. (variety)
MICHAEL JACKSON - as far back as …
Two years ago, “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens was in the news because full-frontal naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online. Like at the bottom of this post for example. And today there’s good news for fancy gentleman like myself who have studied every inch of those …
