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Rachel Bilson is so underrated
Rachel Bilson is so underrated

Rachel Bilson was in Paris last night for extra-fancy designer Roberto Cavallis 40th Anniversary Party and… god… she’s just so pretty. She looks so pure and innocent and perfect, she’s like an angel, I’m not even sure I could have sex with her. I would feel bad about all the degrading things …

Jenny McCarthy says she's horny, wants a sex tape
Jenny McCarthy says she’s horny, wants a sex tape

Jenny McCarthy did an interview with Billy Bush from Access Hollywood to promote her new book about sex, and her answers revealed quite a lot. But mostly that she’s still annoying as hell.
“Dispel a myth for men: Do women lust as much as men lust?” Billy asked
“I’ve noticed, now …

Laura Vandervoort is an awesome Supergirl
Laura Vandervoort is an awesome Supergirl

According to wikipedia, ‘Smallville’ is still on the air, and in fact began it’s 10th season earlier this week. That seems hard to believe, but either way, the CW sent out some new pictures of Laura Vandervoort looking fantastic as Supergirl. She looks so good I wanna watch the show now. …

Jessica Alba is naked.  In a sense.
Jessica Alba is naked. In a sense.

Jessica Alba has a really hot shower scene in ‘Machete’, and some stills of it have leaked online. Even though she actually filmed the scene with a bra and panties on, and they digitally removed those later, she still looks naked, and that’s more than enough for me. I thought Jessica Albas …

Kim Kardashian is at Oktoberfest, part 2
Kim Kardashian is at Oktoberfest, part 2

Kim Kardashian is in Munich today for Oktoberfest, and as part of the celebration she put on a dirndl and wore her hair in long traditional braids. Although with her dark skin and big tits, she didn’t exactly blend in. She looks more Gypsy than German. That’s why I put these …

JWoww is making a fortune off Playboy
JWoww is making a fortune off Playboy

Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says…
There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve …

Heidi Montag is a good surfer
Heidi Montag is a good surfer

Now there are even more new pictures of Heidi Montag last week in Costa Rica, this time as she bravely tries surfing for the first time. It didn’t go very well for some unknowable reason, but now we have bikini pictures of a girl with big tits. “Even more bikini pictures”, I …

Heidi Montags bikini fell off (note: not really)
Heidi Montags bikini fell off (note: not really)

Heidi Montag is back in LA now, but today there are sexy new paparazzi pictures of her in Costa Rica last week. As you can see in the picture above, she was frolicking in the ocean with a photographer, as people do, when a wave crashed in and took her bikini top off!
Waaiit, …

Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy
Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy

Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it’s 25, but it’s 7. The other ones aren’t new. Don’t worry about… look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she regrets ever having …

Heidi Montag is in a bikini
Heidi Montag is in a bikini

Heidi Montag has been in Costa Rica for a few weeks now, but she keeps busy by pretending to sell a sex tape and pretending to divorce her husband and pretending get her implants taken out.
At least she better not get her implants taken out. Huge tits are the only good …

Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest
Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest

Kate Beckinsale and her husband, director Len Wiseman, went to Mexico over the weekend, and Kate proved once again that she’s better at being a wife than anyone has ever been at anything. She dresses like Catwoman every single day of her life, but even at the beach in the sand, she’s wearing high …

Jessica Albas shirt is slightly see thru
Jessica Albas shirt is slightly see thru

Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone who had never seen a shirt before, but had heard about them once, although only …

JWoww in a bikini: the Portrait of a Lady
JWoww in a bikini: the Portrait of a Lady

Last night on the ‘Jersey Shore’, JWoww got into a profanity-fueled fist-fight with Sammi Sweatheart, but today she wrapped her huge awesome breasts in a bikini and got some sun. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when she’s on her back. Probably out …

Blake Lively really loves cleavage
Blake Lively really loves cleavage

Blake Lively was on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’ today in New York, filming a date scene and hopefully starting a new trend of girls wearing clothes that have huge chunks cut out of the front. “To be perfectly honest, I don’t even wanna go out with you if I can’t stare at …

Salma Hayek understands fashion
Salma Hayek understands fashion

Salma Hayek went to Madeo in Los Angeles last night for dinner, and to make the night special she squeezed her size Huge breasts into a top made for toddlers. After seeing Anne Hathaway earlier, I wish there was some way to bring back segregation but stick me in with the Latin girls. …

Gemma Arterton is in a bikini, hard to impress
Gemma Arterton is in a bikini, hard to impress

Gemma Arterton (English model and actress, star of ‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Clash of the Titans’, ‘Prince of Persia’) is on vacation with some unworthy big-titted jackass in Italy this week, and if I’m interpreting this right, the key to getting a girl who would normally be way out of your league is to be …

Jessica Alba forgot something
Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don’t think it’s unmanly to admit that …

Britney might be getting married again
Britney might be getting married again

Britney Spears is still in a bikini at a fancy resort on Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, whom she’s dated since March of ‘09, and yesterday they spent some time at a church there. Was this related in any way to the cover story for this weeks OK magazine, which says that …

Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini, part 2
Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini, part 2

Britney Spears spent another day in Hawaii and another day in a bikini, and it’s all relative but once again she looked pretty good. She didn’t look great or anything, but considering how insane she was just a few years ago, she looked amazing. If I were her and had her money, …

Olivia Wilde is in a bikini
Olivia Wilde is in a bikini

You know how you’ve just been sitting there all day, not looking at Olivia Wilde in a bikini? Well come over here, because she has a better idea.
(image source = pacific coast news)

Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini
Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini

Britney Spears filmed an episode of ‘Glee’ last week, and the week before that she was back in the studio recording tracks for a new record, so obviously this week it was time to go to Hawaii for a vacation with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. The stress after working for 2 weeks must …

Naomi Campbell forgot something
Naomi Campbell forgot something

Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably …

Beyonce is in a bikini :(
Beyonce is in a bikini :(

Beyonce and Jay Z are on some massive yacht in Monaco Bay today, and for the most part Beyonce stayed pinned down as if somebody was shootin at her. Which was annoying until she got up, perhaps to see if the timer on her cookies had gone off. “Ohh yeahh,” I said …

Jessica Alba is a good model
Jessica Alba is a good model

Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in LA over the weekend, although it’s not known what it was for. If nothing else it would make a good ad to promote masturbating.
(image source = fame)