latest bikini posts
It’s been a few years since Ali Landry was considered a big deal but she proved in Malibu this weekend that she’s still gettin it done, even after a kid at age 35. She was of course Miss Teen USA in 1990, and Miss Louisiana and Miss USA in 1996. I’m biased …
Kendra Wilkinson is in St Lucia this week for her honeymoon, and it would seem pregnancy has already begun it’s attack on her once perfect body. Well, whatever. When I banged her back in April I told her this was a one night thing. It’s her problem now. High …
Katy Perry was somewhere yesterday. In Europe. I don’t know where. Let’s just say France.
Katy Perry was in France yesterday, and she hung out for a while at her hotels pool in this boring Old Navy bathing suit and at no point did she do anything good. Instead of putting …
Mena Suvari is in Mexico this week with her tiny boyfriend, and I can’t explain why but I hate that dude. I have no idea who he is but I guarantee he sucks. He acts real tough. Says, “be-lee dat” and thinks Entourage is a really good show. But if …
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I’m just gonna add pictures and updates here all day. All the networks are running live coverage of course. In fact one just said if the dam were to break, thousands would be killed almost instantly. But that’s because I was watching Mega Disasters on The History Channel instead.
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Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii today. Or something. I think it’s Hawaii. I uploaded these like 30 hours ago so who knows at this point. I mean it’s Ashley Tisdale. Who cares. She’s the third most talented one from “High School Musical”. How humiliating. That’s like …
When you look at these pictures of Jenna Jameson in a bikini, spending the Fourth of July in LA with her boyfriend Tito Ortiz, it’s hard to believe that a girl could do hardcore porn for 15 years and still look fresh-faced and healthy and pretty. By that I mean, Jenna Jameson does …
Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead paint and everyone who licks her chest is gonna die of cancer.
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CURRENT SONG - Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here - explicit lyrics)
MICHAEL JACKSON - will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his true cause of death has not been found, dissecting his brain is …
FRIDAYS FUN FACT! - Julianne Moore was caught outside her Malibu home this week, and although her skin appears to be white, it’s actually transparent. It appears white because she reflects and scatters all natural light. The color white becomes visible to our eyes when an object reflects back all of the visible wavelengths …
If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like a fat girl would frost a cake, and it was super distracting, …
KARL MALDEN - died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for “A Streetcar Named Desire”. How did he die? What am I, a scientist? (source = yahoo)
R KELLY - might have had his home raided by Chicago police today searching for evidence of statutory rape. …
The last time there were bikini pictures of Denise Richards, she once again kept her stupid denim shorts on, and so I summoned up my courage and said I’d had it with her non-ass showing shenanigans. Then I posted pictures of different girls who weren’t so stuck up. It’s part of my …
BRITNEY SPEARS - and her agent/boyfriend took to the pool this weekend outside her house in LA. She’s taken her hair from blond to brown, while he went from brown to blond. Just imagine all the fascinating conversations these geniuses had about that. (metro)
MICHAEL JACKSON - it’s believed that 12 fans have now committed …
Amy Adams was the only recognizable name to show up in a bikini this weekend, and you may be wondering if she’s been hiding some amazing hot body all this time. Let me put it this way: No. See for yourself here and here. She can be cute sometimes, but in …
Her birthday isn’t until Thursday, but Lindsay is dumb as a rock so she held a party for herself this weekend in Vegas at Wet Republic inside the MGM.
Her career of course has hit the wall harder than Princess Di, so it was a good idea to have a party at a place where …
That headline and banner picture are just to screw with you by the way, because in the actual pictures of Kate Gosselin in a bikini walking around her yard today, she sort of looks like hell. I don’t even wanna think about her legs long enough to write something, and luckily I don’t …
I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is …
Someone remind me why I’m supposed to hate Sienna Miller, because I see pictures like this and my memory gets a little fuzzy. She’s in Positano, Italy this week with bf Balthazar Getty and … oh yeah is that it? The whoring? Well he’s the one who cheated, not her. He’s the scoundrel, and …
Denise Richards hit up the beaches in Hawaii again today, and again she dragged her dumb kids around and never took off her shorts. So if she’s not gonna bother to care about these pictures I’m not sure why the hell I would. Especially when last night was the 2009 Face …
JON AND KATE PLUS 8 - the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, …
Jewel spent last week in the Bahamas with her husband the cowboy, and maybe it was all the kick-ass weed over there but she lightened the hell up just long enough to take a picture in a bikini (full size pic here) and then post it on twitter (here).
I’m sure someone like her finds …
Anna Faris is really really hot and really really funny, and yet what you’re looking at in these pictures is her with her new husband after they eloped in Hawaii this weekend. I think the lesson to be learned is, if you see a girl you think is hot, ask her out. …
Shauna Sands areola look like they were taken off with a can opener, but please don’t think that would dissuade her in any way from showing her tits to strangers. Like she did Saturday in Miami. Unfortunately, if you take advantage of the fact that her tits look like surprised Garfield eyes, …
