latest bikini posts

Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest
Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest

Kate Beckinsale and her husband, director Len Wiseman, went to Mexico over the weekend, and Kate proved once again that she’s better at being a wife than anyone has ever been at anything. She dresses like Catwoman every single day of her life, but even at the beach in the sand, she’s wearing high …

Jessica Albas shirt is slightly see thru
Jessica Albas shirt is slightly see thru

Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone who had never seen a shirt before, but had heard about them once, although only …

JWoww in a bikini: the Portrait of a Lady
JWoww in a bikini: the Portrait of a Lady

Last night on the ‘Jersey Shore’, JWoww got into a profanity-fueled fist-fight with Sammi Sweatheart, but today she wrapped her huge awesome breasts in a bikini and got some sun. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when she’s on her back. Probably out …

Blake Lively really loves cleavage
Blake Lively really loves cleavage

Blake Lively was on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’ today in New York, filming a date scene and hopefully starting a new trend of girls wearing clothes that have huge chunks cut out of the front. “To be perfectly honest, I don’t even wanna go out with you if I can’t stare at …

Salma Hayek understands fashion
Salma Hayek understands fashion

Salma Hayek went to Madeo in Los Angeles last night for dinner, and to make the night special she squeezed her size Huge breasts into a top made for toddlers. After seeing Anne Hathaway earlier, I wish there was some way to bring back segregation but stick me in with the Latin girls. …

Gemma Arterton is in a bikini, hard to impress
Gemma Arterton is in a bikini, hard to impress

Gemma Arterton (English model and actress, star of ‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Clash of the Titans’, ‘Prince of Persia’) is on vacation with some unworthy big-titted jackass in Italy this week, and if I’m interpreting this right, the key to getting a girl who would normally be way out of your league is to be …

Jessica Alba forgot something
Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don’t think it’s unmanly to admit that …

Britney might be getting married again
Britney might be getting married again

Britney Spears is still in a bikini at a fancy resort on Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, whom she’s dated since March of ‘09, and yesterday they spent some time at a church there. Was this related in any way to the cover story for this weeks OK magazine, which says that …

Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini, part 2
Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini, part 2

Britney Spears spent another day in Hawaii and another day in a bikini, and it’s all relative but once again she looked pretty good. She didn’t look great or anything, but considering how insane she was just a few years ago, she looked amazing. If I were her and had her money, …

Olivia Wilde is in a bikini
Olivia Wilde is in a bikini

You know how you’ve just been sitting there all day, not looking at Olivia Wilde in a bikini? Well come over here, because she has a better idea.
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Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini
Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini

Britney Spears filmed an episode of ‘Glee’ last week, and the week before that she was back in the studio recording tracks for a new record, so obviously this week it was time to go to Hawaii for a vacation with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. The stress after working for 2 weeks must …

Naomi Campbell forgot something
Naomi Campbell forgot something

Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably …

Beyonce is in a bikini :(
Beyonce is in a bikini :(

Beyonce and Jay Z are on some massive yacht in Monaco Bay today, and for the most part Beyonce stayed pinned down as if somebody was shootin at her. Which was annoying until she got up, perhaps to see if the timer on her cookies had gone off. “Ohh yeahh,” I said …

Jessica Alba is a good model
Jessica Alba is a good model

Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in LA over the weekend, although it’s not known what it was for. If nothing else it would make a good ad to promote masturbating.
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 Karissa Shannon looks comfortable
Karissa Shannon looks comfortable

Karissa Shannon and her actor/drug dealer boyfriend Sam Jones III were at the pool at Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and if you look carefully you can see Karissas ass.
(image source = pacific coast news)

Tila Tequila was topless when she was attacked
Tila Tequila was topless when she was attacked

(note: pictures after the jump, which I have to make a big deal out of because it helps me on google when I write words like “topless”.)
The San Francisco Gate is reporting the attack on Tila Tequila over the weekend was planned in advance among Insane Clown Posse fans in chat rooms …

Snookis naked ass is as bad as it sounds
Snookis naked ass is as bad as it sounds

Are you just sitting there at work because you couldn’t think of a good fake excuse and you’re not sick? I’ve got a better idea. Open these pictures. Snookis naked ass will take care of that.
(image source = splash news online)

Monday morning headlines
Monday morning headlines

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - and his boyfriend will be having twins, one boy and one girl, via surrogate this October. I hope I’m wrong but the boy better learn how to fight immediately. (twitter, e!)
LINDSAY LOHAN - might be getting out of drug rehab and beginning outpatient care as early as this week, …

Cameron Diaz in a bikini
Cameron Diaz in a bikini

These bikini pictures of Cameron Diaz, taken this weekend in Santa Barbara, were shot from a million miles away and they’re blurry and out of focus, but this is what she looks like in focus, so blurry is the only way to look at her without shrieking in horror. Maybe if she found …

Audrina Patridge is in a bikini
Audrina Patridge is in a bikini

Audrina Patridge and her boyfriend are on Bora Bora, and though sometimes celebrities will secretly arrange exclusive pictures with photo agencies, this seems more like the paparazzi were just hanging out at the bottom of the ocean and got some pictures of her diving. What luck!
(source = splash news online)

Jennifer Lopez already got fired from American Idol
Jennifer Lopez already got fired from American Idol

In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on ‘Will and Grace’, the show had to hire 75 assistants just for her, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat (source). And that was to tape 5 minutes on a sitcom. A few weeks ago, she …

Wednesday headlines
Wednesday headlines

COUGAR TOWN - was created by Bill Lawrence (he also created ‘Scrubs’ and ‘Spin City’) and I was genuinely astonished to discover it’s a funny show. Christa Miller really knows how to deliver a line, as you can see in the clip above. Point being, Lawrence says Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, John C. McGinley, …

Vanessa Hudgens makes 'Rent' worth watching
Vanessa Hudgens makes ‘Rent’ worth watching

Pulitzer and 4-time Tony winning play ‘Rent’ began a run this week in LA at the Hollywood Bowl, directed by the annoyingly versatile Neil Patrick Harris and starring Nicole Scherzinger, Wayne Brady, and a guy who looks like Jermaine O’Neal back when he played for the Pacers. But the real star is Vanessa …

Bar Rafaeli bikini pictures
Bar Rafaeli bikini pictures

Bar Refaeli and boyfriend Leonardo Dicaprio are on a yacht off the coast of Sardinia today with Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend, and they went diving in front of the paparazzi because it was easier than mailing everyone a pistol with reasons and instructions on how to kill yourself.
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