Bar Refaeli is tweeting bikini pictures again

Bar Refaeli went on twitter today to post another picture of herself in a bikini (which she's been doing a lot lately; the other ones are from last month). Guess I missed the memo that says to be popular on twitter you have to post a bunch of smut and raunchy pictures.... read more

Alice Eve won the Thanksgiving bikini contest

Underrated actress Alice Eve spent the weekend in Miami showing off her blond hair, big ass, and awesome tits. It's like England made their own Kim Kardashian, sent her to college, and then put her in in a bikini on Miami beach to prove their version is better. Stop... read more

Olga Kuryleno is still amazing, attainable

Olga Kurylenko (‘Quantum of Solace', ‘Seven Psychopaths') spent yesterday in Miami on the beach with her boyfriend Danny Huston, and even though this happened last week too, it still doesn't make a lick of sense. Not only is she 18 years younger than he is (she's 32,... read more

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Olga Kuryleno is amazing, attainable

Danny Huston is a perfectly capable and likable actor (among many other parts he played Stryker in ‘Wolverine') and he's the son of legendary director John Huston, but he apparently dates Olga Kurylenko, the hot girl from ‘Quantum of Solace' and ‘Hitman', and that's... read more

Kate Upton is better with bikinis, Tom Hanks

These pictures of Kate Upton and her miraculous boobs are from the GQ shoot she did with hack photographer Terry Richardson, but he's a creepy douche who always puts himself in a picture with the model doing his stupid thumbs up thing. So instead of letting him ruin more... read more

Kim spent some quiet time with Kourtney, the media

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today "for some sisterly bonding", which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits looked great of course (god help me I love girls with big... read more

don't worry about Leonardo DiCaprio

You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here's DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think this... read more

Jennifer Lopez wore a bikini

Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her breath and clinching her stomach while walking. As always, choosing... read more

Lindsay Lohan looked fat in her bikini

So not only is Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible drunk, a kleptomaniac, and a shitty actress with a terrible attitude, but now it seems she's also putting on weight. She's a dream come true if you're a director or casting agent looking for a lead actress. "There has to be... read more

Ashley Greene won the bikini contest

Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don't know who he is. It might have said his name. I didn't even look, that's how little I care. So if he were... read more

Italian politicians are way better than American ones

Nicole Minetti had only been a dental hygienist for about a month (she was a dancer and model before that) when the Prime Minister of Italy walked in one day to have a tooth fixed. Three months later she was a member of the Regional Assembly in Lombardy, because Italy is... read more

Kate Upton is photogenic

It's funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose tied around her neck but then I couldn't get the knot undone and... read more