ADVERTISEMENT

don’t worry about Leonardo DiCaprio

September 11, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here’s DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez wore a bikini

September 1, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan looked fat in her bikini

August 14, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

So not only is Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible drunk, a kleptomaniac, and a shitty actress with a terrible attitude, but now it seems she’s also putting on weight. She’s a dream come true if you’re a director or casting... READ MORE

Ashley Greene won the bikini contest

August 14, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don’t know who he is. It might have said his name.... READ MORE

Italian politicians are way better than American ones

August 9, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Nicole Minetti had only been a dental hygienist for about a month (she was a dancer and model before that) when the Prime Minister of Italy walked in one day to have a tooth fixed. Three months later she... READ MORE

Kate Upton is photogenic

July 27, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose... READ MORE

Britney looks good in selected Britney bikini pictures

July 6, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is in Maui today with her two boys and her fiance Jason Trawick, and yesterday she posted this bikini picture on her facebook saying she was “getting ready for some pool time.” Later, true to her word,... READ MORE

better Kate Upton GQ pictures are here

June 28, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Finally, some clear, high-res versions of Kate Uptons fantastic shoot for the July issue of GQ are online. And Tyler Gold members might even notice that I spent the last 90 minutes removing the annoying tags and print from... READ MORE

Jessica Biel is in a bikini, asstastic

June 25, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with... READ MORE

Kate Upton is in GQ, photogenic

June 19, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered... READ MORE

Advertisement


Advertisement


Related Post

Advertisement


Advertisement


Advertisement