America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande and Whorea The Explorer Selena Gomez are both united in the facts that they are each huge on social media, chart-topping singers, hot, emotionally screwed, and have been balls-deep dicked by skeezy dong. The... READ MORE

Many of you are going to think you’re above choosing either Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian for this Who’d You Rather for the botched ages. And guess what. You probably are. But if you read this blog then I... READ MORE

A Who'd You Rather between a MILF and her sexed-up teen offspring. Motherhood really is a gift. READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Hurley are each a thousand-years-old, and a thousand-year-old things are gross. Yet here we are. Looking at two thousand-year-old's very ungross bodies. Hurley transitioned into horned up desperate MILFhood quite seamlessly, and has all but cornered the market... READ MORE

...The way to cheat the system is to have a psychotic break in adulthood that turns your brain into applesauce, and then to have your freewill handed over to people who benefit monetarily from your ability to be fuckable. Is... READ MORE

The legacy of attractive women getting with fat greasy fucks continues as Naomi Campbell and David Blaine appear to be an item, at least if you go by these pics of the duo cuddling on a yacht in St. Tropez... READ MORE

The worst kind of rejection a daughter can receive is her father not being into her slutty knockoff Kardashian Insta ass. This is exactly the type of public humiliation fake model Ireland Baldwin recently faced when her father Alec... READ MORE

We have new insight as to what exactly might be injected into Kim Kardashian's disgusting body thanks to a video of the majestic centaur bouncing up and down on a trampoline. Her tits don't move. At all. And the... READ MORE

#nofilter #noretouching A post shared by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) on Aug 8, 2018 at 10:34am PDT   At fifty-one-years-old, Salma Hayek’s gigantic boobs have been turning boys into masturbating men for decades, and even if they weren’t a... READ MORE

Recently Winter has focused on pointing the camera towards her huge sloppy twenty-year-old tits and even sloppier lip job in order to rake in sponsored sloppy eyebrow bucks. Maybe it's Kylie Jenner's full-stop shunning of any and all lip... READ MORE