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British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement is in Thailand this week as part of her world tour to make flat chested girls feel bad about themselves, presumably sponsored by Allergan. And she’s worth every penny because she’s fantastic. Maybe even perfect. If she was on her knees as if to …

Katy Perrys outfit for the Grammys pretty much sucked (pictures here, here, here), but she made up for it with this low cut dress at the EMI after party, guaranteeing her a place on Tyler and a night full of stilted conversations while guys pretended not to stare at her tits.
Unfortunately her limey boyfriend …

Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.
Last month she was shopping a book around and in one of the stories …

Lindsay Lohan is a good actress, but she’s also a disruptive pain in the ass, and that’s why no one has hired her to star in a movie since 2006. It makes you wonder why Robert Rodriguez hired her for his next movie. Did he see something about her that made it …

There’s a lot of talk these days about the people of Haiti and how we need to help them, but these pictures may blow the lid off that scam. Miranda Kerr is on a Caribbean island just like the people of Haiti are, and just like them she barely has any clothes, but …

The new and improved Heidi Montag told the Sun UK last week that even though she loves her new DDD breasts after getting bigger implants, she won’t rest on her previous accomplishments. She has new goals, and those include moving up to H, because her name is ‘Heidi’. Get it? Awesome …

Leonardo DiCaprio (picture not found) will be on hand to help raise money for tonight’s Hope for Haiti Now telethon, and even though it won’t begin until 8pm on the east coast, it’s working already. They just made another million. MTV says…

50. MADONNAS ARMS - As she approaches the end of her life, it’s good to know she’ll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th)
49. CALL OF DUTY 2 - made 310 million dollars in it’s first 24 hours. “The Dark Knight holds every Hollywood speed record, and it …

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they’re all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing else is going on this time of year, and so here we go.
100. …

Dimwitted pervert Brett Ratner is on St Barths today with some unknown daredevil who presumably lets him fumble around on top of her, and for her sake I hope she isn’t using any cocoa butter stuff on that tight young body of hers. You don’t want butter flavored skin when you’re trapped on …

Ice T and his wife CoCo were in Miami today, and it weren’t no time at all before pictures started floatin around that proved just that. Sheriff Brody begged the city council to shut down the beaches but they wouldn’t listen. Didn’t wanna start a panic, scare off the tourists, they said. …

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alesandra Ambrosio was in St Barths two weeks ago, and while she was there she twittered a bunch of personal candids. It’s a real tribute to professional photographers, because as it turns out she looks fantastic no matter who takes the picture. She could have thrown the camera in …

Aussie model Megan Gale spent yesterday on a beach in Sydney with her comedian boyfriend Andy Lee, star of the wildly popular radio show, ‘Hamish and Andy’.  He’s the one who spends all of his time in these pictures either on his knees as if bowing down to worship her, or diving headfirst …

Apparently you can’t walk 10 feet on an Australian beach without tripping over a blond model with perfect breasts, because yesterday Jessica Hart was walking around mostly naked at Bondi Beach in Sydney. She has one of those big gaps between her teeth, but flaws like that make hot girls more attainable, either …

Just yesterday, Star magazine went to press with a story claiming Tiger Woods has been trying to nail Jessica Simpson for months (a report Jess denied this morning on her twitter) and earlier today Us magazine reported that he is still texting Rachel Uchitel and trying to hook up.
With that in mind, it shouldn’t …

Aussie model Lara Bingle stripped down to a bikini for a photo shoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney yesterday, and I don’t know who that is but she’s hot and has that sexy as fuck Aussie accent so who cares. Her name is kind of goofy though. She should change it. Tamarama …

I’d rather have the doors lock behind me on a 6-month gay pleasure cruise than in a movie theater showing ‘Nine’. I wouldn’t go see that crap even if the name alluded to the number of blowjobs I would get from Kimberly Phillips if I did. But Nicole Kidman had to go …

Alessandra Ambrosio finally did some swimsuit modeling for Victorias Secret during her trip to St. Barths, and these are the pictures we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we” I mean, “me and my balls”. There’s awesome and then there’s awesome, and then there’s this.
If I were this guy holding the screen, …

The big update in all the Tiger Woods news is that, not only was he sleeping with whoever he could pick up in clubs, but he was paying for prostitutes as well, sometimes two at a time. This according to Michelle Braun, who ran a call girl ring for 15 years, up until …

Victorias Secret would be insane to go to St. Barths and shoot without Alessandra Ambrosio. But they’re not, and so they didn’t. Although the bikini pictures are her just hanging out with her long time boyfriend and the father of her child. At least I think that’s him. It probably …

Candice Sawnepoel, whose name I always want to read as “Swamp-o-nel” for some reason, is in St Barths today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and don’t ever think that a models job is always easy because that beach is a real piece of shit. It’s all rocks and shells. They should call …

Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is back in St. Barth’s today to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, so good luck trying to impress her when you ask her out. She spent Tuesday on the beach in St. Barths, and then they gave her 100,000 dollars. I spent Tuesday drawing numbers and …

One of the whores that Tiger Woods was allegedly cheating with was porn star Holly Sampson. Considering her name was prefaced by “porn star”, you may find this hard to believe, but now some guy is claiming his marriage to Holly fell apart because she was seeing Tiger. INF Daily says…
Tiger Woods mistress, …

Ever heard of Muse magazine? Yeah me neither. But Lindsay Lohan was more than happy to take off her clothes for them and pose in these dumb pictures. Gosh Muse magazine, thank you so much!
(NSFW NOTE - she’s straight up topless in some of these.)