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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is back in St. Barth’s today to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, so good luck trying to impress her when you ask her out. She spent Tuesday on the beach in St. Barths, and then they gave her 100,000 dollars. I spent Tuesday drawing numbers and …
One of the whores that Tiger Woods was allegedly cheating with was porn star Holly Sampson. Considering her name was prefaced by “porn star”, you may find this hard to believe, but now some guy is claiming his marriage to Holly fell apart because she was seeing Tiger. INF Daily says…
Tiger Woods mistress, …
Ever heard of Muse magazine? Yeah me neither. But Lindsay Lohan was more than happy to take off her clothes for them and pose in these dumb pictures. Gosh Muse magazine, thank you so much!
(NSFW NOTE - she’s straight up topless in some of these.)
As previously mentioned, Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas. She’s such a hot girl and such a big star, it’s hard to believe she had to go through ‘American Idol’ to get discovered. It’s also hard to believe in dinosaurs or Italians. The liberal media is all dinosaur this and Italian …
These pictures of homewrecker Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu, presumably a few hours before getting Dorffed, show this young lady in a whole new light. Some girls are all stuck up and when you go to the beach they won’t let you rub their breasts or stab at their vagina with …
(NOTE: I’d like to get an erection this weekend, so I’m not gonna risk looking up Lohan pictures just because the story is about her. So instead, hey look, it’s Denise Milani decorating a Christmas tree while her huge boobs spread holiday cheer to all. Specifically to my cock.)
Two days ago it …
Sofia Vergara of the ABC show ‘Modern Family’ was poolside this morning in Miami, and even though you can kind of see her amazing tits in these pictures, this moment is still bittersweet.
Her body is amazing. And she used to wear dresses like this. And bikinis like this. And do patronizing …
Miley Cyrus is in Miami today, and earlier this afternoon she hit up the pool at her hotel for a while. These pictures are okay but when she sat down some jackass got between her and the camera and 100 percent of his time was spent either spreading his legs or bending himself …
Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber spent Thanksgiving with George Clooney (48) and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (31) at Clooneys palatial resort home in Mexico. They lounged around in a hot tub drinking champagne, the girls prancing around in bikinis and warming their golden skin under the gentle sun.
When my …
South African model Candice Swanepoel might be the big new star to come out of last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, and by that I mean, I think you can sort of see her vagina in this one. If you’re wondering if I zoomed in and made that one brighter, well then buckle …
The famous Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in New York City last night, and Heidi Klum is fantastic looking but she’s not exactly 19 anymore, and she gave birth to her fourth child just 6 weeks ago. So many kids have come through her vagina you’d think Disneyland was on the other …
When Playmate Kimberly Phillips (facebook) wore nothing but her glasses as part of her pictorial last month (NSFW here), it made glasses sexy again, and some people are saying Megan Fox was getting in front of the hot look sweeping Hollywood when she wore a pair yesterday to get coffee. And by “some …
Jennifer Aniston is still a blurry mess in the newest bikini pictures from her trip to Mexico, and thank god because the only thing worse than blurry Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures is clear Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures.
Or maybe I’m being hard on her because these are from Mexico. One time I was doing …
Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went for a cruise around Sydney Harbour in Australia this weekend, and Britney may be a little too muscular, but overall she looks pretty good in a bikini again. This Jason dude deserves a high five. She’s not what she once was, but it still has …
Jennifer Aniston is on vacation in Mexico today, although you may have to take my word on that because these bikini pictures are so blurry and muddled and annoying. Much like Jennifer Aniston herself. It’s like you and I are psychics seeing her aura, looking right through her and straight to her …
Carrie Amstutz spent some time on the beach in Miami yesterday, and of course I don’t need to tell you who Carrie Astutz is. By that I mean I can’t tell you who she is. May God strike me down if I’m lying because I have never seen or heard of this …
Britney Spears has been criticized in the past for her parenting skills, and as you can tell by these pictures of her in Australia today, seen in her room on the way to the pool with her kids and boyfriend Jason Trawick, those criticisms are 100 percent justified.
JASON: “Brit honey, wheres Jayden?”
BRITNEY: “Oh I …
Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans’, and if someone wanted to make the case that she’s the best looking person on earth, I would find it hard to argue. What helped is that she didn’t wear a bra and her …
This is relevant to nothing but because Rihanna has the self-defense skills of a fucking toddler who just came out of the dryer, my sexxxy website got all serious and depressing.
Luckily Kelly Brook, being wise and all-knowing, preemptively posed for pictures in her bra and panties. Catholics should drop the shit about sunrises …
Britney Spears is in Perth today to rehearse for the Aussie leg of her ‘Circus’ tour, and it’s good to see she’s not taking any chances. In Australia, the bras are made of poison!
BOUNCY UPDATE - 2 x-ray’d pics at the end of the gallery thx to Raven.
(image source = inf daily and pacific …
Mariah Carey filmed a video yesterday on the beach in Malibu, and she did it in this very revealing swimsuit for some inexplicable reason. I have no idea what song it’s for. It should be called ‘Hungry For Love’. I know there are lots of guys who like girls built like …
Jessica Alba looked cute/hot as hell last night when she dressed up as Dora the Explorer for a Halloween party. Thank god she’s an actress and not a cop. If she wore this as part of some pedophile sting operation, LA would be a ghost town. Every single guy in California …
I’ve never heard of Emanuela de Paula before, but according to google my sources, she’s a 20-year-old model from Brazil, and here we see her posing for Victoria’s Secret in St. Barth yesterday.
In ‘Great Expectations’, Pip said this concerning fate and destiny:
“That was a memorable day for me, for it made great changes in …
Taylor Swift and Jullianne Hough got dirty at Katy Perrys birthday paint party this weekend too, at least that’s what the source for these pictures said. But with all the sexy, Master Race teen girls and that giant swastika, it looks more like a Tuesday night at Anthonys house some alternate universe where …
